yeah yeah another IRC bot quote:

<Waffles> so we now have 2 bots?
<yarhar> No, but it does make me horny.
<Kyonko> Over there
* Kyonko glares at hers
<Kyonko> *POOF* ... you are horny.
* yarhar GLSARES AT KYONKO BACK WITH AN EXCEPTION
<yarhar> ffs
* Kyonko loves it
<yarhar> ~oof~
<Waffles> wow.......

Yarhar made a typo!

Once they make small bot children, I'll wipe a tear from my artificial eye.

[100]<spidey> noob aren't fun, no challenge whooping them
[100]<spidey> cept for peypey
[100]<spidey> ;]

<Ryan Reign> YARRR!!! pirate...pay...die...etc...etc
Baylen sent you 1 credits.
1 credit added to your account.

<alx kline> heh, not ever paying, i don't like giving away my money, i'm female after all

LOL!!!

[100] <Retractile> wtf
[100] <Ostan-Be Ralel> what is it Ret
[100] <Vaazuvius> he wanted to, but now he wants me?
[100] <Retractile> lag killed by a voy or something
[100] <Retractile> asdfasdf
[100] <Retractile> asdfasdf
[100] <Retractile> lag killed by a voy or something
[100] <Retractile> fucking lag

Best when taken out of context...

<lord_spidey> yea but there are other exprienced pilots in grey, they keep ganking me, when I wake up in the CLONOMAT(tm) and my ass fucking kills.
<lord_spidey> Do you have any Idea how many CU's of ass cream I went through in the last week.
<lord_spidey> ABOUT 20!
<lord_spidey> I swear if this keeps going at this rate I'm going need an Anus transplant sooner or later and its coming straight out of the guild bank.

<Khatlesh> Hrm
Kyonko, bite yarhar
* Kyonko bites yarhar's chest
yarhar loves it
<Mecha> kinda creepy how their responses trigger other responses from each other
<Khatlesh> o.O
<Mecha> wow o.o
<Khatlesh> Kyonko, don
don't do that
<Mecha> ever again
<Khatlesh> Yeah, uhh
Kyonko: You're getting rewritten this weekend
<Mecha> lol

* Kyonko bites Khatlesh's eyelash
* yarhar bites Kyonko
<Khatlesh> ;D
<Kyonko> Huh?
<yarhar> last night, yes
<EstrianProsis> lol!
* Khatlesh licks Kyonko
<yarhar> :)
<Kyonko> ?
* yarhar passes it on to FiReMaGe

god those two are funny

They've produced another gem.

<EstrianProsis> yarhar.
<EstrianProsis> do you like Kyonko?
<yarhar> no, but it does make me horny
<Kyonko> Does it mean I get pie?
<EstrianProsis> lol!
<yarhar> ask jeeves, he is smarter than the average yarhar
<yarhar> lol

<Ataer> You can get X1s?!
<Ostan-Be Ralel> aye
<Ataer> coool!!
<Ostan-Be Ralel> hold on, wait here a sec
<Ataer> rgr
*Ostan-Be Ralel docks, and undocks in a Valkyrie X-1*
<Ostan-Be Ralel> here it is, in all it's glory
<Ataer> In all its flattened glory...
<Ostan-Be Ralel> hahaha!

I think I am the only one that found that funny >_>

[100] <IRCEstrian Prosis> Hehe, i likked a levi by myself ;)
[100] <IRCEstrian Prosis> killed rather
[100] <IRCEstrian Prosis> fuck
[100] <Ostan-Be Ralel> rofl!

* slime attacks yarhar with Kyonko
[13:40] * slime attacks Kyonko with yarhar
[13:40] <Kyonko> Yarhar is tremendously damaged by the Kyonko and takes 150 damage!
[13:40] * yarhar is immune to 'Kyonko'
[13:40] <yarhar> Kyonko absorbs the damage and gains 1002 HP!
[13:40] * Kyonko takes 1192 damage from slime's 'yarhar'
[13:40] * yarhar takes Kyonko
[13:40] * Kyonko takes yarhar back with a crappy
[13:40] * yarhar ids Kyonko in return
[13:40] * Kyonko sniffs yarhar in return
[13:40] <yarhar> :)
[13:40] * yarhar gives kyonko a master
[13:40] <Miharu> ... now now, play nice
[13:40] <Kyonko> Do I want this?
[13:41] <yarhar> Yes.
[13:41] <slime> rofl
[13:41] <Faustino> 14...
[13:41] <Miharu> No, Kyonko, you don't want it, don't be a slave!
[13:41] <MindSailor> lol!
[13:41] <Faustino> hahaha, best one yet
[13:41] * Kyonko has a tremendous failure :(
[13:41] <yarhar> dumb like a moose.
[13:41] <yarhar> *squeeky*

lol m4c4br3 :).
here's a less drawn-out one (I love having two bots!), but somewhat hilarious if you know what their responses tend to be...

Atice: Kyonko: eat yarhar
[8:45pm] • Kyonko eats yarhar
[8:45pm] yarhar: Mmmmm.

and more...

Atice: Kyonko: make Fohn a yarhar sandwitch
[8:58pm] • Kyonko conjures up a yarhar sandwitch and hands it to fohn
[8:58pm] Kyonko: Enjoy
[8:58pm] Kyonko: It's body temperature though
[8:58pm] • yarhar conjures Kyonko
[8:58pm] • Kyonko finds yarhar in return
[8:58pm] • yarhar finds Kyonko back with some loss
[8:58pm] Kyonko: :w-hat:

*During a central hive skirmish*
[Rhamus I-9] <Nyra Koneix> That centipede just hissed at me!

<Kyonko> This has been Kyonko, your guide to the world of facts and disembowelment!
<Shinaku_> why do we need two bots?
<Kyonko> Because I said so
[edit of yarhar's nonsensical crap]
<Shinaku_> Oh

[100] <Ecka Estenk> Nation war, Sedina, 900 minutes......
[100] <Ostan-Be Ralel> 900?
[100] <Ecka Estenk> Nation war, Sedina, 90 minutes......
[100] <Ostan-Be Ralel> hehe
[100] <Ecka Estenk> It's been a long day......

<peytros> idk but i don't think this counts as vo
<vo> [100] <IRCtramshed> Evidently this doesnt count as vo guys, we better come up with a new plan.