[16:58] <vo> [100] <~PIRATE~> WTF? Look... no hands just killed me!

12:08:56 <Aramarth> omg f*ck verizon
12:09:10 <Mor_Isil> Lag?
12:09:30 <Aramarth> dude verizon hops get me over 200 ms
12:09:37 <Aramarth> as bad as cogentco
12:09:43 <Aramarth> so i have double cogent, basically
12:10:01 <Mor_Isil> Heh, Commiecast has had bad lag for the past two days.
12:10:07 <Mor_Isil> 'Tis why I'm just trading.
12:10:29 <Aramarth> well this last traceroute doesn't have anything larger than 88
12:10:31 <Aramarth> wtf
12:10:46 <Mor_Isil> Bad hop somewhere?
12:11:01 <Aramarth> no, its just so much variation
12:11:08 <Aramarth> inconsistent
12:11:24 <Aramarth> o.o thats it
12:11:35 <Aramarth> the INTERNET ITSELF is FULL OF LIES
12:11:36 <Mor_Isil> >_>?
12:11:45 <Mor_Isil> What's new?
12:12:00 <Aramarth> <.< why don't you understand what a revelation this is for me
12:12:20 <Mor_Isil> Because I realized it years ago?
12:12:26 <Aramarth> curse you.

Poor Aramarth.... :*( It pains me so to see the naive get hurt. :P

<Boran Mur> When my inlaws and I went to my wife's graduation, they actually had a title for someone as Male Member at Large.

<Boran Mur> Her father and I started laughing and got into trouble.

<vo> [100] <Ostan-Be Ralel> OMG VALENT ADUTLS
<vo> [100] <Ostan-Be Ralel> Suualt
<vo> [100] <Ostan-Be Ralel> Assult
<vo> [100] <Mecha Touriuas> assault
<vo> [100] <Ostan-Be Ralel> whoops i died
<vo> [100] <Mecha Touriuas> lol
<vo> [100] <Ostan-Be Ralel> must not type while
<vo> [100] <Ostan-Be Ralel> damn a storm

22:13:41 <vo> [100] <Mephostopholes> aramarth, how about grabbing a superbus and showing zero whats up
22:14:21 <vo> [100] <IRCAramarth> i wish i had a superbus
22:14:37 <vo> [100] <Mephostopholes> i am under the impression you are dev, am i wrong?
22:15:10 <vo> [100] <IRCAramarth> nope- just a well informed reader bud
22:15:35 <vo> [100] <Mephostopholes> ah, you posted on my suggestion, i got the wrong impression :p

<@vo> [100] <Expertease> how do you upgrade your heavy weapons license?
<@vo> [100] <Eckon-Wo Matica-Nalituck> use heavy weapons
<@vo> [100] <Expertease> shooting missiles doesn't do anything
<@vo> [100] <=PAIN= Modded> Kill with your heavy weapon...
<@vo> [100] <Moda Messolus> apt-get upgrade heavy-weapons

[00:33] <Skrail> yarhar, eat Eonis!
[00:33] * yarhar eats Eonis!
[00:33] <yarhar> mmmmm... recursive
[00:33] <Eonis> nooooooooo--wait, how am I recursive
[00:34] <Skrail> yarhar, how is Eonis recursive?
[00:34] <yarhar> more lubricant
[00:34] <Skrail> So, I guess if I'm getting this right, more lubricant = recursive
[00:34] <Skrail> yarhar, do you like recursion?
[00:34] <yarhar> hai

<vo> [100] <IRCslime> my db is longer than your db!
<vo> [100] <yodaofborg> your db indeed is, but mines up-to date :D
<vo> [100] <IRCslime> mine gets bigger when there are girls around >.>
<vo> [100] <Azumi> lies
<vo> [100] <yodaofborg> heh, mine too, actually <.<
<Mecha> slime...woah
<vo> [100] <Azumi> it is always small and slimy!
<slime> lol
<vo> [100] <yodaofborg> girls make great data farmers :D
<vo> [100] <IRCslime> lol
<Mecha> that was pretty direct lol

23:55:31 <vo> [100] <Veracity> hey slime, what is that behind you
23:55:37 <vo> [100] <slime> a trap
23:55:46 <vo> [100] <Veracity> OMIGOSH ITS GARGOMEL
23:55:51 <vo> [100] <slime> :O
23:55:55 <vo> [100] <Veracity> run smurf run!
23:56:07 <vo> Notice: logged: [on: Wackedyo]
23:56:14 <vo> [100] <Clinkscales> gf
23:56:18 <vo> [100] <Dankman> i have the smurfs on DVD now
23:56:23 <vo> [100] <Veracity> ....
23:56:25 <vo> [100] <Achilles Bogart> smurf me
23:56:28 <vo> [100] <Niut'Likatisin> gf
23:56:52 <vo> [100] Dankman is sad he admitted he has the smurf dvds

For the record, Dankman is in fact Itani.

12:27:20 <toshiro> (as it happens here. we're the second year of mecahtronics engineering at this technical college)
12:27:37 <toshiro> eergh i can't even type my own field of studies right :s
12:27:45 <Aramarth> mechatourionics*

Itani: 158 - Serco: 1019
[21:42] <vo> [100] <Goldenblast> ill count this as a major serco victory
Itani: 97 - Serco: 177
[21:45] <vo> [100] <Goldenblast> dang
[21:45] <vo> [100] <Goldenblast> nvm
[21:45] <vo> [100] <Goldenblast> a minor serco victory
Itani: 31 - Serco: 30
[21:49] <vo> [100] <Goldenblast> dang
[21:49] <vo> [100] <Goldenblast> a major comeback by intani
Itani: 25 - Serco: 0
[21:51] <vo> [100] <Goldenblast> *grumble*

[22:33] <Mecha> i'm pretty sure something is off in the serco genepool
[22:34] <Mecha> then again...i can't talk
[22:34] <Mecha> maybe it's my fault even O.O
[22:34] <vo> [100] <Olydark> giggity giggity goo
[22:34] <Mecha> ...
[22:34] <Mecha> okay that isn't my fault

PA: [Sed B8] <Denji Royhu> Current target: W0RM, piloting a Warthog MkII with 100% armor.
crello: beware the swarms
PA: [Sed B8] <Denji Royhu> mines
Mecha: Current Target: W0RM, piloting a pibk fluffy bunny suit with bows all over
Mecha: pink*
PA: [Sed B8] <Denji Royhu> well, that, too

* Mephostopholes (Mephostoph@cloak-51750FD2.dtb.clearwire-dns.net) has joined #vrelay
* vo gives voice to Mephostopholes
<Mephostopholes> well
<Mephostopholes> it isnt HUGE, but it isnt as small as i thought it would be
<Mephostopholes> wow, that can be taken way out of context
<Mephostopholes> :p

btw they were talking about stuff getting bigger when setting screen to a lower resolution.

<yarhar> Ask jeeves, he is smarter than the average yarhar.
<Mecha> jeeves is not here
<Mecha> yarhar, what will you do now?
<yarhar> warm
<Mecha> yarhar, you can't DO warm
<yarhar> Miharu++
<Mecha> yarhar, there is no such language as Miharu++
<Astrologica> wow
<Astrologica> Miharu++?
<Astrologica> someone forgot CH!
* Astrologica slaps yarhar
<yarhar> Ow! my groin! that was my spare one.
<Astrologica> wait wtf?
<Astrologica> yarhar is a bot? >_<
<yarhar> LIES.
<Astrologica> that cant be a human surely
<Astrologica> so now to try and ask a question about the piratey one without making a reference to his name therefore trying to avoid a possible trigger?
<Astrologica> is said piratey one a bot? :S?
<Astrologica> so yarhar isnt a bot
* Astrologica has quit (Quit: )
<Mecha> wow yarhar
<Mecha> good job
* Mecha high fives yarhar
* yarhar passes it on to Mick
<Niki> lol
<Mecha> anyone fooled by yarhar is...
<Mecha> well i won't go there
* Mecha hugs yarhar
<yarhar> *spangle*
* Mecha stops hugging yarhar
<yarhar> mmmmmm

then later...

<yarhar> Look over there!
<Erik> thanks
<Erik> NO
<Erik> YOU FIRST
<Mecha> yarhar, what is over there?
<yarhar> Whats gonna fuck everyone up i suppose.
<Mecha> hahaha
<Mecha> wow

* iTripped would kill for a pint
<Lemming> But what would you do for a Klondike bar?
<Eonis> Your mother.

<vo> [100] <Mecha Touriuas> roda tends to avoid conversations that he is doomed in
<vo> [100] <Taerow> so i noticed
<vo> [100] <Vskye> yep..
<vo> [100] <Mecha Touriuas> he awkwardly tries to avoid the topic
<vo> [100] <weygold> surprised he ever says anything then
<vo> [100] <Mecha Touriuas> lol!
<vo> [100] Mecha Touriuas high fives wey
<vo> [100] <Taerow> zing
<vo> [100] <Mecha Touriuas> that made me laugh irl so much
<vo> [100] <Vskye> good one weygold.. lmao

one of my favorites of all time now

Hooray for thanksgiving server messages. Wonder what happened to the potatoes and turkey...

[18:25] <vo> *** Server will restart in 5 minutes: Happy T-Day!
[18:51] <vo> *** Server will restart in 5 minutes: t-day server stuffing mark II
[19:29] <vo> *** Server will restart in 5 minutes: pumpkin pie restart

It was clearly eaten by the server. Incarnate, Ray, a1k0n, and momerath42: Keep an eye on your next turkey. (You are having turkey soup with the carcass, right?! HOW CAN YOU LIVE AFTER THANKSGIVING WITHOUT TURKEY SOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?)