I'd blame Finster, but I think that for once he wasn't involved.

From #vendetta. (The game they're talking about is Quarantine 2019, a browser-based zombie game.)

[01:00] <Eonis> I need more EP so I can get back to Smiling Jack's and reinforce it
[01:00] <a1k0n> weird. what are people even doing there?
[01:00] <a1k0n> looking for katanas?
[01:00] <Tsujiko> I led 'em out there
[01:00] <iryone> yes we are
[01:00] <Tsujiko> :x
[01:00] <iryone> whos bright idea was this?
[01:00] <Eonis> katanas katanas everywhere
[01:00] <Tsujiko> It was mine!
[01:00] <Tsujiko> You all crazies followed me, I don't fathom why
[01:01] <iryone> well find your knife and get us back to the gun shop
[01:01] <a1k0n> sledges are better, and you get them more easily at power stations which also yield generators, which are, you know, essential.
[01:01] <Eonis> but but but but JAPANESE
[01:01] <iryone> eonis if you weren responsible for our doors id have to shoot you for that
[01:01] <Eonis> I was being sarcastic iry
[01:01] <iryone> lies
[01:01] <Eonis> lies2
[01:01] <Eonis> .mov
[01:01] <iryone> lies2.mov
[01:02] <a1k0n> did i miss a new meme?
[01:02] <iryone> a1kon its a plugin for VO
[01:02] <Eonis> lies2.mov is a VO meme spawned by Aramarth way back when
[01:02] <iryone> type lies.mov and the sound byte plays
[01:02] <iryone> LIES! FULL OF LIES!
[01:02] <Eonis> Miharu made a plugin that plays it
[01:02] <a1k0n> i see
[01:02] <Miharu> yeah
[01:03] <Miharu> here, lemme link the plugin
[01:03] <Miharu> a1k0n: http://sauron.rabidtinker.mine.nu/~general11/vo_plugs/lies2.zip
[01:03] <Miharu> there's two effects, lies2.mov and lies3.mov
[01:03] <a1k0n> yes, i just downloaded it
[01:04] <a1k0n> it is so loathsome that even i cannot describe it with words

/me plays urbandead

Smiling Jack's Liquor Trap is the best liquor trap!

" <a1k0n> it is so loathsome that even i cannot describe it with words "
... is my new hail.

but a1k0n is my friend! How can he not like my lies plugin?!?

Maybe he has good taste?

lies2.mov

Nobody on the internet has good taste.

[100] <Mirra> how hot can you get an astroid?
[100] <LeberMac> If you talk dirty to it, pretty hot. But they won;t go home with you.
[100] <Shar> depends how kinky you get with it ;)
[100] <Confessor> depends on your technique
[100] <LeberMac> WOW we're all pervs
[100] <Allie> lol
[100] <Mirra> lol not quite the answer i was looking for

We all answered at the same time.

<vo> [100] <teeth> goddamit
<vo> [100] <teeth> who put that stupid rock there?
<vo> [100] <IRCMecha Touriuas> i did
<vo> [100] <IRCMecha Touriuas> you jerk
<vo> [100] <teeth> I hate you so much!
<vo> [100] <Masaius Nerenkai> lmao
<vo> [100] <IRCMecha Touriuas> jerk jerk jerk!
<vo> [100] <teeth> but probably not as much as I hate "Mor Isil" for afking in l2
<vo> [100] <IRCMecha Touriuas> lol!

not sure why i find it funny

[edit] some time later...

<vo> [100] <[syn]n00b> dammit mecha, why you gotta put me in the goddamn anti-funny thread?
<vo> [100] <IRCMecha Touriuas> see what you did n00b?
<vo> [100] <IRCMecha Touriuas> because it makes you mad?
<vo> [100] <[syn]n00b> ruargh!
<vo> [100] <IRCMecha Touriuas> teehee

lol

[09:36] <vo> [100] <Mecha Touriuas> i was killed by a pilot that doesn't know what an orun is lol

[10:50am] Mecha: do you agree with me, 9-ball?
[10:50am] Mecha: it dislikes me
[10:50am] Waffles: it's '9ball' not 9-ball to trigger it
[10:50am] Waffles: The Omnipotent 9-Ball says: "....."
[10:51am] Mecha: well 9ball that just proves how much you suck
[10:51am] Waffles: The Magical 9-Ball says: "Let me see... NO!"
[10:51am] Mecha: no, 9ball, I'm pretty sure
[10:51am] Waffles: The Annoying 9-Ball says: "Not really."
[10:51am] Mecha: 9ball, really
[10:51am] Waffles: The Wonderful 9-Ball says: "Ask me again later"
[10:51am] Mecha: 9ball, you suck *now*
[10:51am] Waffles: The Mystical 9-Ball says: "Very doubtful."
[10:51am] Jas-Atamoss: It's getting tired of your questions Mecha.
[10:51am] Waffles: 9ball, do you like mecha?
[10:51am] Waffles: The Inadequate 9-Ball says: "Hell, what do I look like a Fortune Cookie?"
[10:51am] Mecha: 9ball, pretty sure
[10:51am] Waffles: The Inadequate 9-Ball says: "I have my doubts."
[10:52am] Mecha: no. 9ball you look like a sack of fail
[10:52am] Waffles: The All Knowing 9-Ball says: "Who knows."
[10:52am] Mecha: i do, 9ball
[10:52am] Waffles: The Omnipotent 9-Ball says: "That's not for me to say."
[10:52am] Mecha: 9ball, i am saying it
[10:52am] Waffles: The Mystical 9-Ball says: "No."
[10:52am] Mecha: 9ball, yes
[10:52am] Waffles: The All Knowing 9-Ball says: "Outlook so so."
[10:52am] Mecha: 9ball, outlook is yes, you suck
[10:52am] Waffles: The Great 9-Ball says: "I have my doubts."
[10:52am] Mecha: 9ball, i hate you
[10:52am] Waffles: The Great 9-Ball says: "Well, uhm, er, no."
[10:52am] Mecha: 9ball, YES i DO
[10:52am] Waffles: The Wonderful 9-Ball says: "Most likely."
[10:53am] Mecha: glad we could agree on something
[10:53am] Jas-Atamoss: Only Mecha could get into a fight with a 9-ball...

21:01 <@vo> [100] <Paz the Spaz> IM GONNA SUCK THE BRAINS OUT OF YOUR DICK TODAY!!!!

Haha... yeah...

and then my reply: OH SHIT WC!

hehe...

[100] <Ryan Reign> has anyone noticed that the WHs look a bit like swasticas on the radar?

<PArelay> Boran Mur logged off.
<Mick> or relay will be back for a moment yet
<PArelay> Boran Mur logged on.
<PArelay> [Sed D14] <Boran Mur> power flicker
<PArelay> [Edr I2] <Jasmine Atamoss> Boran! *grabs!*
<PArelay> [Sed D14] <Boran Mur> grabs back...tries not to slip through the big black hole again.
<PArelay> [Edr B11] <Jasmine Atamoss> I thought I had lost you..! D':
<PArelay> [Sed D14] <Boran Mur> it was skeeery
<Mecha> are you sure?
<Mecha> you should go check and make sure
<PArelay> [Ver C2] <Jasmine Atamoss> o.0
<Mecha> what?
<PArelay> [Jal E15] <Boran Mur> what are you talking about?
<Mecha> the black hole
<PArelay> [Jal E15] <Boran Mur> grrrr. you're really mad at me aren't you? bad mecha.
<Mecha> hey turnabout is fair play
<Mecha> ;)
<PArelay> [Jal E15] <Boran Mur> sniff. sniff.
<PArelay> [Nyr B10] Jasmine Atamoss cuddles Boran.
<PArelay> [Jal E15] Boran Mur purrs.
<Mecha> if you can't stand the heat stay out of the kitchen
<PArelay> [Edr I2] Boran Mur glares aat mecha
<PArelay> [Dau O6] Jasmine Atamoss goes into the kitchen.
<PArelay> [Dau O6] <Jasmine Atamoss> what... Have you done in my kitchen..?!?
<PArelay> [Dau O6] <Jasmine Atamoss> Mess Everywhere!
<PArelay> [Dau O6] Jasmine Atamoss glares at Mecha.
<Mecha> i was..making you a cake!
* Mecha gives jas a cake
<PArelay> [Dau L10] Jasmine Atamoss sees tins of chili everywhere...
<Mecha> okay so i made myself a little chili too...

Keria would most likely be the only one who finds it funny

<vo> [100] <Valakis> please don't tell DoR i'm in an unarmed ship full of helio in Dau right now
<vo> [100] <Castelli Slel> he'll shoot you just the same
<vo> [100] <Valakis> lol

and:

<Aramarth> there is no way i can lose to a trackballer.
<Mecha> BUNNY used a trackball
<Mecha> she was quite good with it
<denji> um
<denji> aramarth
<denji> you lost to a trackballer last night :)
<Captain_Sraer> lol
<Aramarth> noes.
<Aramarth> i must be avenged
<Aramarth> duel me
<denji> and every time you've lost to me
<Aramarth> omg what have we fought, like 4 times?
<Mecha> oh wait
<Mecha> no
<Mecha> bunny used trackpad
<Aramarth> daaaamn
<Aramarth> now THAT is imrpessive

<PArelay> Mecha Touriuas logged on.
<PArelay> <malificous> hey mecha
<PArelay> <Mecha Touriuas> rawr
<PArelay> <MiexonBionic> yay!
<PArelay> <MiexonBionic> oh hi mecha, was cheering cause meercat manor was on
<PArelay> <Mecha Touriuas> ...lol