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Jul 27, 2010 ryan reign link
Yeah, me too... but some times it is part of the job.
Jul 29, 2010 tarenty link
[07/29/10 14:38:36] [100] <WoS> WHAT! i'm only serco 'hate'!?
[07/29/10 14:38:43] [100] <WoS> but i have -1000!
[07/29/10 14:39:08] [100] <Axel Turnshaft> But it's a 'tough-hate' relationship.
[07/29/10 14:40:02] [100] <Axel Turnshaft> Bet you 5M credits you can't get it to POS Serco in 48 hours.
[07/29/10 14:40:44] [100] <WoS> your right! i can't!
07/29/10 14:41:00] [100] <Axel Turnshaft> Aww... not even for 5M?
[07/29/10 14:41:09] [100] <WoS> make it 50
[07/29/10 14:41:31] [100] <Axel Turnshaft> Too much. I'll bet you 20M.
[07/29/10 14:41:45] [100] <WoS> i have standards
[07/29/10 14:41:49] [100] <WoS> sorry
Jul 30, 2010 Capt.Waffles link
there's a new bot in town:

[16:39] <slime> I have to set my fan speed manually before rebooting into windows.. :/
[16:39] <paperwork> reduced fan use, right ?
[16:39] <slime> stfu paperwork :p
[16:39] <paperwork> counterpoint : p
Jul 30, 2010 PhoenixVoice link
[22:49] <@vo> [100] <IRCCrusader8389> I dont get how you "picked it up simply by picking one up"
Aug 16, 2010 Surbius link
[100] <TheBlackFlag> teh twident goes bewm
Aug 21, 2010 ryan reign link
[Sat Aug 21 12:48:37 2010] [100] <Bobba Zelios> Who runs Nation War atm?
[Sat Aug 21 12:48:40 2010] [100] <Ryan Reign> me
[Sat Aug 21 12:48:44 2010] [100] <Bobba Zelios> ahh still you
[Sat Aug 21 12:48:51 2010] [100] <Bobba Zelios> wow, you've been doing it too long ryan
[Sat Aug 21 12:48:56 2010] [100] <Ryan Reign> I have
[Sat Aug 21 12:49:00 2010] [100] <Ryan Reign> why do you ask?
[Sat Aug 21 12:49:10 2010] *Bobba Zelios* TGR would like to represent grey at NW today
[Sat Aug 21 12:49:18 2010] [100] IRC <slime> Maalik, &c runs the NW now
[Sat Aug 21 12:49:19 2010] *Bobba Zelios* what few of us are here.
[Sat Aug 21 12:49:20 2010] [100] <Foo McQuux> all gray crits are br0ken
[Sat Aug 21 12:49:24 2010] ->Bobba Zelios: no problem, and the fee?
[Sat Aug 21 12:49:28 2010] *Bobba Zelios* just checking thats cool.
[Sat Aug 21 12:49:34 2010] *Bobba Zelios* fee?
[Sat Aug 21 12:49:58 2010] *Bobba Zelios* ('cause CHRN are at war with us, so could get ugly, we have no bones with them at NW though)
[Sat Aug 21 12:50:08 2010] ->Bobba Zelios: usually the pirates do Gray, but if you donate more prize monies then they do, it is you
[Sat Aug 21 12:50:25 2010] *Bobba Zelios* how much, and since when did you have to pay to be grey? lol
[Sat Aug 21 12:50:44 2010] *Bobba Zelios* plus i could pay you tonnes, be outbid, and it'd still be worthless.
[Sat Aug 21 12:51:01 2010] ->Bobba Zelios: granted. Say 10 million
[Sat Aug 21 12:51:13 2010] *Bobba Zelios* I thought anyone could declare to represent grey?
[Sat Aug 21 12:51:38 2010] *Bobba Zelios* I;ll think on it, cause tbh it's not very right...I'm paying and i'll accept CHRN, but if CHRN pays they wont accept us
[Sat Aug 21 12:51:38 2010] ->Bobba Zelios: they can, but I still have to listen to bitching about it every week
[Sat Aug 21 12:52:04 2010] *Bobba Zelios* So, if whoever 'pays the most' decides who gets to play in NW, forget it.
[Sat Aug 21 12:52:32 2010] ->Bobba Zelios: no at all, the donation is for the prize also it shows a commitment
[Sat Aug 21 12:52:58 2010] *Bobba Zelios* no i know, but what your saying is the rats put a good chunk and go grey
[Sat Aug 21 12:53:04 2010] *Bobba Zelios* well i could bet they'll refuse us on their side
[Sat Aug 21 12:53:12 2010] *Bobba Zelios* thus, denying our ability to join in nw
[Sat Aug 21 12:53:21 2010] *Bobba Zelios* no other nation can do that, why is grey different.
[Sat Aug 21 12:53:23 2010] ->Bobba Zelios: Ive never seen that happen
[Sat Aug 21 12:53:40 2010] ->Bobba Zelios: if yer on their side, thats all that matters at nation war
[Sat Aug 21 12:53:54 2010] *Bobba Zelios* Okay well we will see later, i'm not parting with cash till i know for sure
[Sat Aug 21 12:53:58 2010] ->Bobba Zelios: later, all bets are off, but NW is nuetral
[Sat Aug 21 12:54:13 2010] ->Bobba Zelios: know what for sure?
[Sat Aug 21 12:54:26 2010] *Bobba Zelios* CHRN wont try and somehow stop us from playing
[Sat Aug 21 12:54:58 2010] ->Bobba Zelios: you have my word they wont, I'm tight with them. Also, They know I'll ban them from NW
[Sat Aug 21 12:55:11 2010] *Bobba Zelios* Right, how much do we have raised so far
[Sat Aug 21 12:55:11 2010] [100] IRC <slime> so a priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar...
[Sat Aug 21 12:55:14 2010] ->Bobba Zelios: ask Peytros what happened when he mucked around
[Sat Aug 21 12:55:46 2010] *Bobba Zelios* how much do we have raised?
[Sat Aug 21 12:56:06 2010] ->Bobba Zelios: the current prize counting my donation is 50 million
[Sat Aug 21 12:56:30 2010] *Bobba Zelios* kay, i'll put 10
[Sat Aug 21 12:56:36 2010] ->Bobba Zelios: cool
[Sat Aug 21 12:56:53 2010] Bobba Zelios has left the room.
[Sat Aug 21 12:57:13 2010] ->Bobba Zelios: ill make the announcement in a sec
[Sat Aug 21 12:57:14 2010] <Bobba Zelios> It doesn't take place ina fogged sector or
[Sat Aug 21 12:57:30 2010] <Bobba Zelios> ?
[Sat Aug 21 12:57:32 2010] <Ryan Reign> nope
[Sat Aug 21 12:57:36 2010] <Bobba Zelios> only i remember when we tried that
[Sat Aug 21 12:57:37 2010] <Bobba Zelios> okay
[Sat Aug 21 12:57:44 2010] Bobba Zelios sent you 10000000 credits.
[Sat Aug 21 12:57:45 2010] 10000000 credits added to your account.
[TGR]Bobba Zelios: Left the sector.
[Sat Aug 21 12:58:06 2010] You are entering Latos O-15
[Sat Aug 21 12:58:14 2010] [100] <Ryan Reign> easiest 10 million I ever made!
[Sat Aug 21 12:58:23 2010] [100] <Ryan Reign> *thanks
[Sat Aug 21 12:58:25 2010] *Bobba Zelios* ?
[Sat Aug 21 12:58:35 2010] *Bobba Zelios* You are joking?
[Sat Aug 21 12:58:37 2010] [100] <Ryan Reign> so who really runs NW these days?
[Sat Aug 21 12:59:18 2010] *Bobba Zelios* Are you joking or srs or what?
[Sat Aug 21 12:59:40 2010] ->Bobba Zelios: I wouldn't say joking so much as conning you outa ten million
[Sat Aug 21 12:59:54 2010] *Bobba Zelios* urgh, thats just wrong man.
Aug 21, 2010 tarenty link
Ouch.
Aug 21, 2010 Alloh link
Duh...

Bobba, do you want to buy a planet? I give a capship as bonus... ;)
Aug 21, 2010 Surbius link
Hmm, fraud.
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https://www.vendetta-online.com/h/conduct.html
4. You may not defraud other players.

Fraud is defined as falsely representing one's intentions to make a gain at another's expense. Examples of this activity include, but are not limited to, using deception to deprive another player of items, slandering another player or impersonating them with the intention of causing harm to that player's reputation, or falsely representing one's identity in order to gain access to another player's account or account information.

Fraud in all transactions between players may result in disciplinary action when confirmed by a Guide.

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Of course, that only applies if this really happened and the item(s) wasn't/weren't given back.

Aug 21, 2010 tarenty link
Someone's in trouble...
Aug 22, 2010 ShankTank link
It's generally best to give NW donations straight to the host, I dunno what this guy was thinking :/
Aug 22, 2010 Chaosis link
Lawl. I do feel kinda bad about Bobba, but that was really well played Ryan.
Aug 22, 2010 Starpwn link
...and slime even said it was Maalik who was running it, only to be ignored. After reading that, the only thing I was thinking was that the pedophile bar joke never got finished =(
Aug 22, 2010 Whytee link
An in-game con-artist. Nice one Ryan. Next one, sell a station to someone. Surely TGR has other members
Aug 22, 2010 peytros link
thats the most retarded thing i have seen in the ROC if bobba is dumb enough to cough up 10 mil like that then make him live with it.
Aug 22, 2010 slime73 link
It did get finished, but apparently RR edited it out of his log. :p

the ending goes:

... and he orders a drink.
Aug 22, 2010 Dr. Lecter link
There's no way that's a EULA/CoC violation. It's too fucking hilarious to be verboten.
Aug 22, 2010 FistOfRage link
Reminds me of the time I went pirate hunting with a bunch of newbies. They kept trying to explain to me that the white dots on my radar meant they were friendlies....
Aug 28, 2010 Capt.Waffles link
<WoS> good night Vendetta, good fights! tons of fun!
<Axel Turnshaft> No hangover, WoS.
<Seragyn> gf
<Tonemaster> gf
<Seragyn> aye gfs pancakes
<WoS> life is a hangove axel
<Pancakes> wut
<WoS> lol wut!
Sep 16, 2010 ryan reign link
"Wait a minute... Yoda's post is at 3:10. Pirren's is at 2:14. Pirren's is after Yoda's?"

Nahin, I'd like you to meet the concepts of ante meridiem post meridiem.