Thespian, when my son gets to be your age... I am going to reference that "rant" when I explain to him why he shouldn't do drugs.

Waffles is the one who made me like this!

P.S. Waffles, that game meant something to me. It had a special place in my heart. And now you took it away. That stupid game was a child to me, and you just took my lollypop, AND my child away (first my lollypop).

I think... his sanity is the thing that he needs least.. He acts less like a 3 year old drug addict and more like a 11 year old drug addict.

*sigh* at least this new generation is ignorant, so when we kill them over and over, they'll never learn :)

I'm pretty sure i kicked him soon after all that. Best part.

No, that was yesterday.

Kierky, you're Estrain Prosis right?

Wait, wait, wait... space999999, you were using a child as a lollipop?!

Lecter, that ridiculously stupid post marks Ryan's inauguration to the throne of trolls (or, in this case, smart people who like taking advantage of idiots).

Smart people? They may be witty, but smart...

Ok, let's say witty/clever and somewhat smart.

(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Outkasthunter>come out and play little trader
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Sir_Tradealot>would anyone like a cookie?
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Outkasthunter>i would like one!
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Sir_Tradealot>please explain the background to that remark...
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Outkasthunter>trying to figure out what a little trader is doing in a centurion 1 in grey near a WH
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Sir_Tradealot>what do you think?
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Outkasthunter>waiting for someone to play with
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Sir_Tradealot>could you say that again, in a different way?
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Outkasthunter>why? you understood
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Sir_Tradealot>what is it that you really want to know?
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Outkasthunter>i want to know if you'd like to dance, or if you're waiting on a different target
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Sir_Tradealot>what is your reaction to me being waiting on a different target
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Outkasthunter>ill move alone and find somone better to kill
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Sir_Tradealot>well, well... do go on
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Outkasthunter>hmm...be careful with anything larger than a fighter in my space
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Sir_Tradealot>can you elaborate on that?
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Outkasthunter>dont fly anything larger than a fighter in my space and you'll not have to worry about me hunting you
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Sir_Tradealot>i'm not sure i understand you fully.
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Outkasthunter>do you understand ship classifications?
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Sir_Tradealot>yes, i understand ship classifications?
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Outkasthunter>ok, now what ships are larger than a fighter?
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Sir_Tradealot>what do you think?
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Outkasthunter>you cannot be serious
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Sir_Tradealot>could you say that again, in a different way?
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Outkasthunter>anything 45cu and over is not a fighter
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Sir_Tradealot>are you morally alergic to citrus fruit?
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Outkasthunter>i dont care about atlases
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Sir_Tradealot>that's so... please continue...
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Outkasthunter>a ******* bot?
(guild) [Sedina B-8] <Matthias Corvinus> This is going on the funny quotes post.
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Outkasthunter>im talking to a ******* bot
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> [: )]Outkasthunter: Left the sector
(guild) [Edras H-15] <Sir_Tradealot> <Sir_Tradealot>that's so... please continue...

Ha. I don't owe you jerkoffs quality posts.

Haha. Good one.

heee heee, /me is proud!

2 from tonight, not incredibly funny but you might get a kick outta them.

[19:13:31] <vo> [100] <Nahin Lor> aye... and I need the bathroom :(
[19:13:33] <vo> [100] <Nahin Lor> brb!
[19:13:39] <vo> [100] <ZZZZakZZZZok> me too brb
[19:13:56] <vo> [100] <IRCThespian> me 2 rbr

[19:11:46] <Thespian> msg "nahin lor" PH##R
[19:11:52] <vo> *Nahin Lor* fail
[19:12:02] <Thespian> msg "nahin lor" no, pha17

This was before my rbr moment :P
[19:16:04] <vo> *Nahin Lor* fail. rbr?
[19:16:21] <Thespian> msg "nahin lor" lol I did that on purpose, it fit the moment :P
[19:16:29] <Thespian> msg "nahin lor" should it go into funny quotes?
[19:16:35] <vo> *Nahin Lor* er
[19:16:42] <vo> *Nahin Lor* it fit the moment?
[19:16:42] <Thespian> msg "NAHIN LOR" DONE!
[19:16:46] <vo> *Nahin Lor* what the heck?
[19:16:52] <Thespian> msg "Nahin lor" trolled :P
[19:16:56] <vo> *Nahin Lor* does that even mean?
[19:16:58] <vo> *Nahin Lor* rbr is what?
[19:17:23] <Thespian> msg "nahin lor" supposed to sound like brb
[19:17:28] <Thespian> msg "nahin lor" cuz both of you said brb
[19:17:32] <Thespian> msg "nahin lor" so I said rbr :P
[19:17:41] <vo> *Nahin Lor* that makes no sense at all
[19:17:51] <Thespian> msg "nahin lor" THIS IS GOING INTO THE FUNNY QUOTES!!!!!

Who might?

I still don't get it. >.>

[100] <Nugetti> how do i chat?

Moar funnies!

This is while Ishathis Bessuni was attacking the station in Pelatus C-12. Slime was in a moth, and Inco attacked him in Pelatus 0-15 while Ish was in sector, and able to attack the pirate.

[17:30:03] <vo> [4357] <Ishathis Bessuni> Inco spotted piloting a Greyhound in Pelatus O-15
[17:30:18] <vo> [100] Bukkwild is lonely in B8
[17:31:05] <vo> [100] <IRCThespian> Hey, Ish, don't you think you should go attack the pirates instead of a station?
[17:31:36] <vo> [100] <IRCThespian> or do you feel like you don't want to attack the pirates? I thought vpr was anti-pirate
[17:31:48] <vo> [100] <IRCThespian> correct me if i'm wrong
[17:31:55] <vo> [100] <Cherrybloodsyrup> Is this slander I hear come from your mouth, Thespian?
[17:31:56] <vo> [100] <Ishathis Bessuni> Chasing greyhounds is pointless.
[17:32:03] <vo> [100] <slime> i was defenceless
[17:32:05] <vo> [100] <IRCThespian> you can protect the traders, though
[17:32:09] <vo> [100] <slime> in a repair gun ship
[17:32:11] <vo> [100] <slime> and you let him kill me!
[17:32:17] <vo> [100] <slime> i was trading!
[17:32:23] <vo> [100] <Bukkwild> is anyone coming to b8
[17:32:26] <vo> [100] <Ishathis Bessuni> lies
[17:32:31] <vo> [100] <slime> i will report this to your superior "Ishathis Bessuni"
[17:32:35] <vo> [100] <slime> i have video evidence
[17:32:58] <vo> [100] <Ecka Estenk> folk have superiors ? hmm... never knew...
[17:32:59] <vo> [100] <IRCThespian> I saw slime die on guild chat
[17:33:03] <vo> [100] <IRCThespian> Inco destroyed him
[17:33:10] <vo> [100] <xXxDSMer> i saw a frog
[17:33:12] <vo> [100] <xXxDSMer> wc
[17:33:12] <vo> [100] <Dan Campbell> whats in b8?
[17:33:13] <vo> [100] <slime> ah!
[17:33:13] <vo> [100] <Roue> DRINK!
[17:33:20] <vo> [100] <Ecka Estenk> pmsl ...
[17:33:26] <vo> [100] <IRCThespian> You just let a defenseless person get pirated, in your OWN system!
[17:33:27] <vo> [100] <slime> the anti pirate killed the defenceless trader!
[17:33:36] <vo> [100] <slime> you've done goofed this time Ish!
[17:33:45] <vo> [100] <Ishathis Bessuni> Oh noes. You'd better tell Strat.
[17:33:55] <vo> [100] <slime> nope, TGFT are your superiors
[17:33:58] <vo> [100] <slime> this goes straight to them
[17:34:02] <vo> [100] <Ecka Estenk> trader , really slime , I thought ITAN was a warrior guild .
[17:34:07] <vo> [100] <Roue> strats too busy, he can't listen
[17:34:08] <vo> [100] <slime> I have TM3 or something
[17:34:17] <vo> [100] <slime> I am definitely a trader!
[17:34:18] <vo> [100] <Ishathis Bessuni> Sounds like TGFT doesn't care either.
[17:34:25] <vo> [100] <ZZZZakZZZZok> inco last sean pelatus C14
[17:34:34] <vo> [100] <Roue> he's tied up right now, to a desk, getting butt sexed by TGFT
[17:34:36] <vo> [100] <Ecka Estenk> mind you took an xc through Deneb earlier ... not much sign of it on the map ....
[17:34:42] <vo> [100] <IRCThespian> wow, says a lot for how lame VPR is. Not protecting a defenseless trader
[17:35:01] <vo> [100] <slime> indeed ish, your superiors aren't doing much of their own work
[17:35:06] <vo> [100] <xXxDSMer> pretty strong opinions about guilds for someone who's unguilded and there's...
[17:35:07] <vo> [100] <xXxDSMer> wc
[17:35:08] <vo> [100] <IRCThespian> and TGFT, VPR's superiors aren't doing anything about it. How disturbing.
[17:35:29] <vo> [100] <xXxDSMer> ..heh he finally switched off WoS's trademark plugin
[17:35:34] <vo> [100] <Cherrybloodsyrup> VPR can't save every random trader. Did slime request an escort on 4357???
[17:35:42] <vo> [100] <Roue> maybe its you dumb asses that make me unguilded
[17:35:43] <vo> [100] <IRCThespian> no
[17:35:49] <vo> [100] <slime> I had no need of an escort I thought, because "Ishathis Bessuni" was in the sector with inco
[17:35:50] <vo> [100] <IRCThespian> Ish was supposed to attack inco
[17:35:54] <vo> [100] <xXxDSMer> try harder at being an alt next time there Roue :P
[17:36:05] <vo> [100] <IRCThespian> yes, and ishathis was supposed to protect, or at least offer, to escort slime
[17:36:08] <vo> [100] <Cherrybloodsyrup> ah
[17:36:16] <vo> [100] <Ecka Estenk> aye , it is a bit obvious...
[17:36:27] <vo> [100] <Bukkwild> wow all this BS over some fucking stations, I thought TGFT were traders and VPR were anti-pirate, neither guild seems to be doing their job when conquesting
[17:36:52] <vo> [100] <Cherrybloodsyrup> Yeah, what a pain.
[17:36:54] <vo> [100] <slime> they do like the fucking, those tgft
[17:37:02] <vo> [100] <slime> sans lube
[17:37:07] <vo> [100] <Bukkwild> ouch
[17:37:15] <vo> [100] <slime> second hand information, you see
[17:37:19] <vo> [100] <slime> not personal at all

This happened a few minutes later:

[17:39:59] <vo> [100] <IRCThespian> this is all going into the funny threadd!!!!
[17:39:59] <vo> [100] <Plozi> slime - what you doing in a trade ship?
[17:40:21] <vo> [100] <Plozi> you should protect you station...
[17:40:23] <vo> [100] Cherrybloodsyrup snickers
[17:40:28] <vo> [100] <slime> I can multitask!

[01/28/11 17:47:59] [100] <Thespian> well, of course, ish, my case is different. I socialize far better with adults
[01/28/11 17:48:12] [100] <Ishathis Bessuni> I did too at your age.
[01/28/11 17:49:21] [100] <Maxx Metal> soooo...what school is it that lets 11yr olds interact with adults
[01/28/11 17:49:40] [100] <tsreknor> "Maxx Metal" you have a dirty mind
[01/28/11 17:50:02] [100] <Atowa Clavina> Ts, I do not believe that was the intended meaning..
[01/28/11 17:50:08] [100] <tsreknor> oh
[01/28/11 17:50:15] [100] <Maxx Metal> lol...no i was merely refering to the maturity level

Delicious irony. :P