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May 06, 2010 Kierky link
I don't get it.
May 06, 2010 tarenty link
Background: Mist apparently clones things in his stomach. Madvulcan apparently has attractive classmates. Jex is male. Get it now?
May 07, 2010 ladron link
That is approximately as funny as saying "lol, butts" and then giggling. Don't post in this thread anymore.
May 07, 2010 Dr. Lecter link
There's only one "Jex" and this ain't it.
May 08, 2010 TheBlackFlag link
<vo> [100] <thanks> how long is the trial haha
<vo> [100] <Surbius Bondevo> 8 hours ingame
<vo> [100] <thanks> -.-
<vo> [100] <Surbius Bondevo> 2 weeks with a friend key
<vo> [100] <thanks> not much of a trial
<vo> [100] <Surbius Bondevo> remember, ingmae
<vo> [100] <Darvock> can i play forver for free?
<vo> [100] <Surbius Bondevo> erm, not sure
<vo> [100] <thanks> 8 hours in game isnt much still
<vo> [100] <IRCTheBlackFlag> yes. you can play forever for free, if you give out handjobs at GS
<vo> [100] <Darvock> hand jobs?
<vo> [100] <Darvock> what is a hand job
<vo> [100] <IRCTheBlackFlag> i believe one Pearl Necklace is equal to 1month vo time
<TheBlackFlag> omfg this guy is awesome
<vo> [100] <Darvock> how do i get my hand on one of thoughs?
<vo> [100] <IRCTheBlackFlag> just ask the developers if you can do a subscription/hand job trade
<vo> [100] <IRCTheBlackFlag> oh man.. i have to stop
<vo> [100] <_Ra_> why, someone giving u a hand job?
vo> [100] <IRCTheBlackFlag> no such luck!
<vo> [100] <IRCWaffles of Soggy> wiat what?
<vo> [100] <Darvock> wair huh?
<vo> [100] <Darvock> U HAVE A SICK MIND
<vo> [100] <IRCTheBlackFlag> lol
<vo> [100] <Darvock> no but relly is this just a trial?
<vo> [100] <IRCTheBlackFlag> lol yes
<vo> [100] <Darvock> and when dose it end?
<vo> [100] <_Ra_> when u stop giving out hand jobs
<vo> [100] <IRCTheBlackFlag> 8 hrs from when you logged in... 8 hours in game
<vo> [100] <IRCTheBlackFlag> lol RA
<vo> [100] <Darvock> and when i finish that 8 hours?
<vo> [100] <IRCTheBlackFlag> you're back in the handjob line
<vo> [100] <_Ra_> lmao
May 08, 2010 Capt.Waffles link
classic
May 14, 2010 tarenty link
[05/14/10 18:37:15] [100] <Kitano Zero> pls go and kill him. space would be much more silent
[05/14/10 18:37:36] [100] <autopilot> you can always /leave 100 Kitano
[05/14/10 18:37:48] [100] <autopilot> or /ignore autopilot works too
[05/14/10 18:37:48] [100] <Kitano Zero> u2
[05/14/10 18:37:57] [100] <autopilot> but I do not want to
[05/14/10 18:38:21] [100] <Jmvcilus> autopilot likes to hear people cry about how he killed them
[05/14/10 18:38:32] [100] <autopilot> not really
[05/14/10 18:38:35] [100] <Kitano Zero> yea I guess so
[05/14/10 18:38:46] [100] <Jmvcilus> hes a meany head! lol
[05/14/10 18:39:02] [100] <autopilot> i just like big mouths like you Jmvcilus
[05/14/10 18:39:13] [100] <Jmvcilus> for something so small?
[05/14/10 18:39:28] [100] <Jmvcilus> wouldnt that be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
May 15, 2010 tarenty link
[05/15/10 12:32:25] [100] <peytros> iiiii don't meann to seem like i care about matieral thinggggggs like your social stats
[05/15/10 12:32:38] [100] <peytros> i just want four walls and you'll be set for my girlsssssssssssss
[05/15/10 12:33:21] [100] The Fluffy thinks peytros' girlssssssssssssss are a little large for his taste
[05/15/10 12:33:22] [100] <The Fluffy> :P
[05/15/10 12:33:25] [100] <Nahin Lor> lol
[05/15/10 12:33:35] [100] <kami072> lol
[05/15/10 12:33:58] [100] <peytros> nah i only date girls who throw up after they eat
[05/15/10 12:34:34] [100] <The Fluffy> Overfilling the compactor doesn't count ;)
[05/15/10 12:34:41] [100] <peytros> i overfilled your moms compactor last night
[05/15/10 12:35:22] [100] <peytros> like i docked my behemoth in her docking bay
[05/15/10 12:35:42] [100] <The Fluffy> Really? She said it was more of a centurion
[05/15/10 12:35:44] [100] <The Fluffy> :P
May 15, 2010 Kierky link
Sat 01:55AM Willis link
I rather eat myself than have someone else eat me.

Wow that sounded nasty.
May 15, 2010 TheBlackFlag link
<vo> [100] <ironknight96> yay i got to go to somewhere idk lolz
<vo> [100] <ironknight96> wich is soll 2 1-13
<vo> [100] <ironknight96> idk something like that some of u guys understand me
<vo> [100] <Trakus Shar> We need smarter noobs
<vo> [100] <ironknight96> wat do u mean by that?
<vo> [100] <Trakus Shar> That we need noobs who are smarter.
<vo> [100] <ironknight96> and im not smarter?
<vo> [100] <Trakus Shar> Smarter is a compartive
<vo> [100] <Trakus Shar> *comparative
<vo> [100] <ironknight96> so u are comparing me in wat way?
<vo> [100] <Trakus Shar> You're not quite getting this one, are ya
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May 16, 2010 Kierky link
Lol
May 16, 2010 Kierky link
Earlier than TBF's on [100]:

<ironknight96> can anyone tell me how to destroy an asteroid?
<Wolfrick Adar> Headbutt it
<ironknight96> it tells me target asteroid?
<Baekma Goji> ram it at 220 m/s
<Der> Point at it, hit "b".
<hustler58> target it and then type /explode
<hustler58> always works for me
<Wolfrick Adar> Mean, Hustler
<hustler58> shhh
<hustler58> it only works
<Geetlebuice> Blow up ship. hustler hustle you
May 16, 2010 ryan reign link
TBF, that made it actually worth waking up and having to deal with idiots all day!
May 16, 2010 tarenty link
lol, nice one TBF.
May 16, 2010 TheBlackFlag link
Har!
May 17, 2010 ionsbro link
[05/16/10 21:45:59] [100] <Ritter> did NW already happen?
[05/16/10 21:46:02] [100] <peytros> yeah
[05/16/10 21:46:14] [100] <Ritter> fucking job, who won
[05/16/10 21:46:17] [100] <peytros> grey
[05/16/10 21:46:27] [100] <Ninjr> peyt'
[05/16/10 21:46:31] [100] <peytros> and niki
[05/16/10 21:46:59] [100] <Blood Thirsty> niki went gay?
[05/16/10 21:47:03] [100] <Blood Thirsty> gray*
[05/16/10 21:47:06] [100] <Blood Thirsty> : )
[05/16/10 21:47:10] [100] <peytros> yes and yes
[05/16/10 21:47:12] [100] <Trakus Shar> Went?
May 27, 2010 Capt.Waffles link
yarhar strikes again!

<Waffles> yarhar, Patchouli is a slut, she'll put out for anyone.
<yarhar> Waffles: Is a slut!
<Waffles> yarhar! Don't tell everyone!
<yarhar> Waffles: I'm just a love machine, and i know everyone.
<Waffles> yarhar, then the secret is out.
<yarhar> Waffles: What is the boobies are out again.
<Waffles> yarhar, Your english sucks.
<yarhar> Waffles: Your mom is the shit.
<Waffles> yarhar! I know right!
<yarhar> Waffles: Right! You best motorboat them.
<Waffles> yarhar, you sick bastard!
Jun 05, 2010 BobTheBarge link
[Sat Jun 5 23:46:10 2010] [100] <Axel Turnshaft> Gila monsters are cool, and they don't have fangs.
[Sat Jun 5 23:46:50 2010] [100] <Wolfrick Adar> I thought they did... aren't they poisonous?
[Sat Jun 5 23:47:15 2010] [100] <Wolfrick Adar> Or I might be thinking of kimono dragona
[Sat Jun 5 23:47:37 2010] [100] <Axel Turnshaft> Yes, they are venomous, but they don't inject their poison like most snakes do. They kind of chew it in.
[Sat Jun 5 23:48:00 2010] [100] <Wolfrick Adar> That's just lazy
[Sat Jun 5 23:49:55 2010] [100] <Ryan Reign> Komodo dragons are also non venemous how ever thier mouths are filthy and a bite will cause a super infection called sepsis
[Sat Jun 5 23:50:11 2010] [100] <Ryan Reign> a Kimono is a Japanese robe
[Sat Jun 5 23:50:26 2010] [100] <Crav Zelor> As will a human bite.
[Sat Jun 5 23:50:41 2010] [100] <Ryan Reign> A human bite will not cause sepsis
[Sat Jun 5 23:50:57 2010] [100] <Axel Turnshaft> Human bite *may* lead to sepsis. A komodo bite *will*.
[Sat Jun 5 23:51:07 2010] [100] <Crav Zelor> Sepsis is bacteria in the blood so just about any infection can go septic.
[Sat Jun 5 23:51:26 2010] [100] <Wolfrick Adar> Man, I love the chat in this game
[Sat Jun 5 23:51:52 2010] [100] <Wolfrick Adar> Bet those EVE folk don't argue over lizards and infections
[Sat Jun 5 23:52:17 2010] [100] <Ryan Reign> Crav yes, but its incredibly less likey for a human bite to cause sepsis
[Sat Jun 5 23:52:43 2010] [100] <Ryan Reign> unless the human doing the biting has a steady diet of rotting meat and feces
[Sat Jun 5 23:52:48 2010] [100] <Axel Turnshaft> Unless the human has been Frenching a Komodo dragon...
[Sat Jun 5 23:52:53 2010] [100] <Ryan Reign> or that
[Sat Jun 5 23:52:55 2010] [100] <Crav Zelor> All things considered I think I'd rather be bitten by a human than something the size of a pony.
[Sat Jun 5 23:53:11 2010] [100] <Wolfrick Adar> So, if a Serco tries to bite me, I may be in trouble
[Sat Jun 5 23:53:15 2010] [100] <Crav Zelor> Or komodo dragons, Axel
[Sat Jun 5 23:53:37 2010] [100] <Ryan Reign> personally I'd rather not be bitten by anything
[Sat Jun 5 23:53:44 2010] [100] <Crav Zelor> (oops. Ryan)
[Sat Jun 5 23:53:47 2010] [100] IRC <Ishathis Bessuni> An untreated Komodo bite will probably lead to sepsis.
[Sat Jun 5 23:53:53 2010] [100] <Wolfrick Adar> A little nibble from a blonde can be nice
[Sat Jun 5 23:54:08 2010] [100] <Axel Turnshaft> I think the Serco implants will keep them safer to be bitten by than most wild humans.
[Sat Jun 5 23:54:09 2010] [100] <Crav Zelor> I didn't know komodos came in blonde.
[Sat Jun 5 23:54:12 2010] [100] <Ryan Reign> Blondes are over rated, give me a red head any day
[Sat Jun 5 23:54:45 2010] [100] <Mokotol Pretaris> get with the wrong blond and you can get a red head too..
[Sat Jun 5 23:55:06 2010] [100] <Ryan Reign> get the wrong blond and you can get sepsis as well

[Sun Jun 6 00:06:30 2010] [100] <Trakus Shar> Suffice to say that if I take a hunk out of you with my teeth, you'll get sepsis.
[Sun Jun 6 00:06:36 2010] [100] <shiruken> o/
[Sun Jun 6 00:06:51 2010] [100] <tsreknor> oh there's lecter
[Sun Jun 6 00:06:57 2010] [100] <Trakus Shar> Yarr
[Sun Jun 6 00:07:00 2010] [100] <Wolfrick Adar> Yes, yes, a diet of rotten meat and feces. We know
[Sun Jun 6 00:07:41 2010] [100] <tsreknor> i knew that didn't make sense but wanted to get some facts straight before discussing further
[Sun Jun 6 00:07:52 2010] [100] <tsreknor> standing by
[Sun Jun 6 00:07:58 2010] [100] <Ryan Reign> So, lawyers are in fact toxic! I knew it!
Jun 07, 2010 meridian link
[Mon Jun 7 20:03:43 2010] [100] <Toxin> Does anyone use the "Space Pilot Pro"?
[Mon Jun 7 20:04:28 2010] [100] <Toxin> My friend tells me it is a "3d mouse", whatever the bloody hell that is.
[Mon Jun 7 20:04:47 2010] [100] <Stark Dar> you use it it on the wall
[Mon Jun 7 20:04:53 2010] [100] <Stark Dar> AND the floor!
[Mon Jun 7 20:05:15 2010] [100] <Toxin> But can you stuff it up your butt? I'd be sold!
[Mon Jun 7 20:05:45 2010] [100] <Chocolateer> Oh, I have a space pilot -- not good for gaming, though
[Mon Jun 7 20:06:03 2010] [100] <Stark Dar> especially not good for space pilot gaming
[Mon Jun 7 20:06:09 2010] [100] <Chocolateer> lol
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[Mon Jun 7 20:11:07 2010] [100] <Chocolateer> my biggest beef is it lifts off the table when pulling straight up
[Mon Jun 7 20:11:18 2010] [100] <Stark Dar> epoxy!
[Mon Jun 7 20:11:32 2010] [100] <Spellcast> lots of duct tape
[Mon Jun 7 20:11:35 2010] [100] <Star Buck> lol

Clarification: For the record, I actually have a Space Navigator
~Choco
Jun 13, 2010 ryan reign link
[100] <Yul Brynner> do any of the guilds still offer combat training? i have a new player that's looking for help
[100] <Ryan Reign> I hear VPR will kill you repeatedly and call it training
[100] IRC <Ishathis Bessuni> VPR is generally willing to help with that.
[100] <God is my judge> Yes thay are.