<Bidi Baba> not fucking excising nothing from my ass

<@vo> [100] <Strat> inc, can we get post dates back?
<@vo> [100] <Incarnate> ahh
<@vo> [100] <Incarnate> er, wc
<@vo> [100] <Strat> "7 years ago" isnt enough information

[20:56:22] <lord_spidey> tespian how much do you eat in a meal in KG?
[20:56:26] <Thespian> it was really scary
[20:56:29] <Thespian> what's KG?
[20:56:32] <Thespian> kintergarten?
[20:56:42] <lord_spidey> Stare of dissaprove
[20:56:49] <Thespian> I don't know
[20:56:50] <lord_spidey> i disapprove*
[20:57:04] <lord_spidey> KILOGRAMS YOU FUCKING AMERICAN

LMAO

Sadly, that's what I thought as well, but I blame his capitalization of "kg". It is supposed to be lowercase. Unit-wise, "KG" is Kelvin*Gauss, which makes little sense in the context of food consumption...

http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/3/24267/reply

Always a treasure.

i guess you're quite right pizzasgood i just typing with much enthusiasm is all.

I was talking to Waffle's wife this night....

[23:19:43] <Waffles> seriously you guys are repressing others with your testosterone induced fighting for nothing
[23:20:01] <Thespian> what?!?!?!
[23:20:03] <Thespian> holdon
[23:20:06] <Waffles> didn't we already talk about the looking around joystick thing?
[23:20:21] <Thespian> even tho we're filled with testosterone, it doesn't induce fighting!
[23:20:25] <Thespian> it's the beer that does that
[23:20:26] <Waffles> i can't stop looking at the ground and there's not ground in vendetta
[23:20:32] <Waffles> beer!
[23:20:34] <Waffles> you're 11!
[23:20:41] <Thespian> perhaps I've said too much....

[16:08:21] <vo> [100] <IRCspidey> nation war start yet?
[16:08:29] <vo> [100] <Rin Ganborro> Not until tomorrow dude
[16:08:31] <vo> [100] <IRCspidey> i probably missed it :/
[16:08:31] <vo> [100] <Thespian> this is saturday
[16:08:34] <vo> [100] <Thespian> LMAO
[16:08:34] <vo> [100] <Inevitable> lol
[16:08:39] <vo> [100] <IRCspidey> what the fuck
[16:08:42] <vo> [100] <Inevitable> haha

[Mon Dec 27 05:43:39 2010] [100] <GreyFox9> Nahin Lor you can fly in Dau d-9
[Mon Dec 27 05:43:45 2010] [100] <Nahin Lor> yes I can
[Mon Dec 27 05:43:59 2010] [100] <GreyFox9> ok
[Mon Dec 27 05:44:04 2010] [100] <GreyFox9> yes
[Mon Dec 27 05:44:27 2010] [100] <GreyFox9> i need escort
[Mon Dec 27 05:44:34 2010] [100] <Nahin Lor> busy now
[Mon Dec 27 05:44:35 2010] [100] <Nahin Lor> sorry
[Mon Dec 27 05:44:40 2010] [100] <GreyFox9> ok
[Mon Dec 27 05:44:42 2010] [100] <Nahin Lor> ask thespian
[Mon Dec 27 05:44:44 2010] [100] <Thespian> lol
[Mon Dec 27 05:44:49 2010] [100] <Thespian> I won't respond, though
[Mon Dec 27 05:44:50 2010] [100] <Estrian Prosis> he's killin n3wbZ
[Mon Dec 27 05:44:51 2010] [100] <Nahin Lor> he likes to escort
[Mon Dec 27 05:44:57 2010] [100] <Estrian Prosis> LOL
[Mon Dec 27 05:44:57 2010] [100] <Nahin Lor> :P
[Mon Dec 27 05:44:58 2010] [100] <Thespian> and i'm not asian!
[Mon Dec 27 05:44:59 2010] [100] <GreyFox9> Dau D-9
[Mon Dec 27 05:45:13 2010] [100] <Nahin Lor> hold on thesp
[Mon Dec 27 05:45:16 2010] [100] <Thespian> holding
[Mon Dec 27 05:45:19 2010] [100] <Nahin Lor> I need tos top laughing
[Mon Dec 27 05:45:19 2010] [100] <Estrian Prosis> not this again
[Mon Dec 27 05:45:25 2010] [100] <Thespian> lol
[Mon Dec 27 05:45:34 2010] [100] <Thespian> but really
[Mon Dec 27 05:45:37 2010] [100] <Thespian> if anyone needs an escort
[Mon Dec 27 05:45:42 2010] [100] <Thespian> i don't even charge!
[Mon Dec 27 05:45:48 2010] [100] <Thespian> i do it for the fun of helping people in need
[Mon Dec 27 05:45:50 2010] [100] Estrian Prosis ROFLS
[Mon Dec 27 05:45:58 2010] [100] <Nahin Lor> please man
[Mon Dec 27 05:46:00 2010] [100] <Nahin Lor> I can't breathe
[Mon Dec 27 05:46:03 2010] [100] <Estrian Prosis> hahaahahahha
[Mon Dec 27 05:46:05 2010] [100] <Thespian> escorting people is it's own reward.
[Mon Dec 27 05:46:10 2010] [100] <Nahin Lor> xD
[Mon Dec 27 05:46:11 2010] [100] <Thespian> I don't need money!
[Mon Dec 27 05:46:17 2010] [100] <Estrian Prosis> X fucking D
[Mon Dec 27 05:46:29 2010] [100] <Thespian> I'll live on escorting people
[Mon Dec 27 05:46:32 2010] [100] <Estrian Prosis> i think im dying from laughter
[Mon Dec 27 05:46:33 2010] [100] <Thespian> and I'll feel so damn good

If (s)he escort for his own pleasure, is his/her reward when the client comes... to station and docks ? Or he must dock to come?
My english not good... ;)

"[Mon Dec 27 05:46:33 2010] [100] <Thespian> and I'll feel so damn good"

Perfect way to end it :P

I really am pwnage. I'm so glad I came back (but I might leave again now).

BTW, did anyone notice that I'm the headline of the last two pages??? :D:D:D

<Waffles> i was having computron issues
<Thespian> lol
<Thespian> when will you be back?
<ARF_01> computrons are the sub-atomic particles computers use to do calculations
<Thespian> on sunday?
<Thespian> will you be at my event?
<Waffles> i don't even know what day today it is
<Thespian> I think it's thursday or saturday
<Waffles> the first day i can realy sign back in will be the first
<Thespian> maybe monday, Im not sure
<Waffles> lol, thats kinda a spread there thes
<Thespian> I'm not sure
<Thespian> It might actually be sunday
<Thespian> in which case
<Thespian> I"M SO EXCITED
<ARF_01> its thursday, Dec 30 4438
<Thespian> my event is today!
<Thespian> oh
<Thespian> ok
<Thespian> good
<Waffles> LOL

did anyone notice that I'm the headline of the last two pages??? :D:D:D

That's not exactly a good thing...

Ignorance is bliss! :P

I dunno, I just found this guy to be really stupid and funny.

[11:03:39] <vo> [100] <jori21> f u c k
[11:03:55] <vo> [100] <jori21> son of a bitch
[11:04:03] ← Patterner left IRC. (Ping timeout)
[11:04:14] <vo> [100] <jori21> son of a b i t c h
[11:04:26] <vo> [100] <Larkon> you can turn the chat filter off you know.
[11:04:34] <vo> [100] <Cip O'Bo> look, he speaks english
[11:05:01] <vo> [100] <jori21> me?
[11:05:06] <vo> [100] <Cip O'Bo> y
[11:05:07] ← Waffles left IRC. (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep)
[11:05:15] <vo> [100] <jori21> and?
[11:05:29] <vo> [100] <naorhaziz> ani
[11:05:39] <vo> [100] <jori21> no naor me
[11:06:39] <vo> [100] <jori21> naor ata mamash yodea ledaber anglit
[11:06:57] <vo> [100] <Cip O'Bo> leutz, wenn ihr euch Antworten erhofft, solltet ihr euch einer Sprache befleissigen, die allgemein verstanden wird.
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[11:07:15] vo sets mode +v Patterner
[11:07:17] <vo> [100] <jori21> wtf?
[11:07:31] <vo> [100] <Retractile> Waht the fuck! Howd I end up in an xc?
[11:07:47] <vo> [100] Retractile suspects Vyske
[11:08:34] <vo> [100] <jori21> i now not
[11:08:53] <vo> [100] <Patrizio> hey Ret!
[11:09:01] <vo> [100] <Retractile> Yarrr!
[11:09:03] <vo> [100] <Phlegethon's One-Eyed Get> yarr
[11:09:20] <vo> [100] <IRCNiki> "leutz" und "befleissigen" passt aber jetzt nicht so gut zusammen
[11:09:39] <vo> [100] <Cip O'Bo> LOL HI NIKI
[11:09:47] <vo> [100] <jori21> qtf?
[11:09:50] <vo> [100] <IRCNiki> hi!
[11:10:44] <vo> [100] <Retractile> Die Serco scum!
[11:10:59] <vo> [100] <Cip O'Bo> ho ho, calm down
[11:11:01] <vo> [100] <Shna> I think I'm stuck in a wormhole or something
[11:11:10] ← lord_spidey left IRC. (Connection reset by peer)
[11:11:22] <vo> [100] <Retractile> Die Serco Scum!
[11:11:23] <vo> [100] <jori21> f u c k your mother
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[11:11:33] ChanServ sets mode +v lord_spidey
[11:11:37] <vo> [100] <Retractile> Muahahahahahahahaha
[11:11:43] <vo> [100] <Larkon> Such animosity.
[11:11:53] <vo> [100] <jori21> f u c k you all
[11:11:57] <vo> [100] <Retractile> Ok. Now I've done my civic duty, time to get to work
[11:12:15] <vo> [100] <Retractile> Get better and get even m8
[11:12:25] <vo> [100] <Retractile> Oh, and never trust a blue
[11:12:36] <vo> [100] Retractile can't be trusted
[11:13:02] <vo> [100] <jori21> f u c k you all
[11:13:16] <vo> [100] <Retractile> You did say that.
[11:13:21] <vo> [100] <IRCThespian> We luv you too.
[11:13:34] <vo> [100] <jori21> son of b i t c h e s
[11:13:43] <vo> [100] <Retractile> I think he's mad at me cause I accidentally ploded him and his buddy
[11:13:57] <vo> [100] <Retractile> It was a totally unavoidable accident
[11:14:00] <vo> [100] <Brossi Ferressen> hes just excited there chat with outher people in a game lol
[11:14:03] <vo> [100] <IRCThespian> oh, jori, did your parents drop you on your head when you were a baby?
[11:14:30] <vo> [100] <jori21> mabe your mother drop you
[11:14:31] <vo> [100] <Cip O'Bo> maybe he still is
[11:14:35] <vo> [100] <Cip O'Bo> a baby
[11:14:51] <vo> [100] <IRCThespian> jori, how did you figure out how to play the game in the first place?
[11:15:09] <vo> [100] <jori21> shut up
[11:15:12] <vo> [100] <IRCThespian> did you figure out the incredible-difficult-to-understand-concept of launching?
[11:15:42] <vo> [100] <Retractile> So Jori, how old are you m8?
[11:15:51] <vo> [100] <jori21> boom boom boom naor the gay gay
[11:16:36] <vo> [100] <Cip O'Bo> dumm dumm gimme gumm gumm...
[11:16:36] <vo> [100] <jori21> bney zonot
[11:16:36] <vo> [100] <IRCThespian> retra, there's no point. he's quite mentally deficient
[11:16:59] <vo> [100] <Retractile> Aye. I think the xplosion mighta knocked out a few brain cells
[11:17:13] <vo> [100] <jori21> bney zonot
[11:17:14] <vo> [100] <Cip O'Bo> the last few...
[11:17:19] <vo> [100] Retractile sighs

[11:16:59] <vo> [100] <Retractile> Aye. I think the xplosion mighta knocked out a few brain cells
[11:17:13] <vo> [100] <jori21> bney zonot
[11:17:14] <vo> [100] <Cip O'Bo> the last few...
[11:17:19] <vo> [100] Retractile sighs

Awesome. I lol'd.

Me going on a rant because Waffles "lost" craw >:(.

[19:55:37] <Thespian> I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
[19:56:11] • Thespian is now known as Gloriousnessisme.
[19:56:15] <Waffles> i am sad to say thes, that i am removing #craw from my autojoin list
[19:56:17] <Gloriousnessisme> i'm glorious
[19:56:20] <Gloriousnessisme> WHAT
[19:56:23] <Gloriousnessisme> WHAT THE FUCKING HELL
[19:56:27] <Waffles> cause....
[19:56:31] • Gloriousnessisme is now known as Thespian.
[19:56:37] <Thespian> I'm going to spit in your mouth because of that
[19:56:53] • Waffles closes him mouth real tight
[19:56:58] <Thespian> WHILE YOU"RE FUCKING ASLEEP
[19:57:08] <Thespian> FINE THEN WAFFLES
[19:57:15] <Thespian> I"LL SPIT INTO YOUR WIFE'S MOUTH
[19:57:21] <Thespian> AND WE'LL SEE HOW SHE LIKES THAT
[19:57:25] <Thespian> SHE'LL BE MAD AT YOU
[19:57:30] <Thespian> BECAUSE YOU BROUGHT IT UPON HER
[19:57:31] <itan> (guild) [Edras] <Ipslet> no ego there...
[19:57:58] <Thespian> WHAT NOW
[19:57:59] <Thespian> huh
[19:58:02] <Thespian> didn't expect that
[19:58:05] • Thespian is now known as peytroll.
[19:58:08] <peytroll> har har har
[19:58:13] <peytroll> i've been peytroll all along
[19:58:17] <peytroll> brahahaahahhahahaaha
[19:58:20] • peytroll is now known as Thespian.
[19:58:21] <Thespian> jk
[19:58:26] <Thespian> i'm actually not peytroll
[19:58:29] • Thespian is now known as Nautargos.
[19:58:30] <Nautargos> I"M NAUTARGOS
[19:58:34] • Nautargos is now known as Genka.
[19:58:36] <Genka> not anymore
[19:58:53] • Genka is now known as DoctorLecter.
[19:58:57] <DoctorLecter> now i'm lecter
[19:59:18] <DoctorLecter> barhahhha
[19:59:24] • DoctorLecter is now known as Maalik.
[19:59:30] <Maalik> now i'm the best pvper in all of teh universe
[19:59:35] • Maalik is now known as superman.
[19:59:37] <superman> now i'm superman
[19:59:40] <superman> so I'm kickass
[19:59:47] • superman is now known as TROLL.
[19:59:51] <TROLL> now i'm just a fucking troll
[19:59:54] <TROLL> i'm so badass
[19:59:55] <TROLL> huh
[19:59:57] <TROLL> fear me
[20:00:00] • TROLL is now known as THESPIAN.
[20:00:08] <THESPIAN> NOW I"M THESPIAN BUT I SAY EVERYTHING IN ALL CAPS
[20:00:14] • THESPIAN is now known as Thepsian.
[20:00:20] <Thepsian> now I'm Thepsian but without the caps! And bad spelling!

if you are wondering, and i am sure you are, 'craw' was a super shitty game i wrote in python for IRC. well, it used to not be SO shitty.... now its the shittiest (it doesn't even exist)