Ouch. I lol'd once I saw that.

Tough day. :-(

<Alloh UIT> if no one up to fight, Im gonna go out and drink!
<Thespian> up to race?
<Alloh UIT> rather drink and chat to some ladies...

http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/8/24013

Second Post

[11/28/10 20:26:36] [100] <Enurarse> one behemoth gave me 500, the next 600, and the last 800
[11/28/10 20:26:39] [100] <xXxDSMer> looks like 1600m is the farthest gemini travels
[11/28/10 20:26:41] [100] <Nahin Lor> players.
[11/28/10 20:26:47] [100] <Enurarse> soon i will be level 3 combat
[11/28/10 20:27:00] (guild) [Dau L-10] <Earthshine> Heyo!
[11/28/10 20:27:04] [100] <The Maniac> the HAC gives 2k XP but it isnt as hard as a levi so i guess its ok
[11/28/10 20:27:04] (guild) [Dau L-10] <Earthshine> sorry, was afk...
[11/28/10 20:28:00] (guild) [Latos B-3] <The Fluffy> Man, I am loving that you don't have to do the lower skirmishes to take the queens anymore
[11/28/10 20:28:46] [100] <Enurarse> Thespian almost killed one before i did. but i beat her
[11/28/10 20:28:57] [100] <Baekma Goji> lol
[11/28/10 20:29:03] [100] <Nahin Lor> lol
[11/28/10 20:29:16] [100] <Thespian> what?
[11/28/10 20:29:25] [100] <Maxx Metal> hmmm....mistaking Thespian for Lesbian ...maybe
[11/28/10 20:29:26] [100] Thespian wasn't attacking
[11/28/10 20:29:28] [100] <Baekma Goji> priceless
[11/28/10 20:29:40] [100] <Enurarse> you tried to kill the behemoth i was shooting at
[11/28/10 20:29:48] [100] <Thespian> I wasn't doing anything to it
[11/28/10 20:30:03] [100] <The Fluffy> But you are a girl then? :P
[11/28/10 20:30:05] [100] <Thespian> I was escorting
[11/28/10 20:30:13] [100] <Thespian> voluntarily escorting
[11/28/10 20:30:14] [100] <Enurarse> what where you escorting?
[11/28/10 20:30:14] [100] <Baekma Goji> lol
[11/28/10 20:30:15] [100] <Nahin Lor> *cough*
[11/28/10 20:30:36] ->Thespian: sorry m8, couldn't resist that setup
[11/28/10 20:30:43] *Thespian* heh
[11/28/10 20:31:03] [100] <Thespian> btw, I'm not a she
[11/28/10 20:31:07] [100] <Baekma Goji> lol
[11/28/10 20:31:14] [100] <Enurarse> might as well be
[11/28/10 20:31:14] [100] Baekma Goji chokes
[11/28/10 20:31:16] [100] <Maxx Metal> lol...so you are a lesbian
[11/28/10 20:31:20] [100] <Thespian> ...
[11/28/10 20:31:26] [100] <Thespian> no, I'm not
[11/28/10 20:31:30] [100] <Thespian> I'm not a lesbian
[11/28/10 20:31:32] [100] <Thespian> I'm straight
[11/28/10 20:31:32] [100] <Axiom> or she-male?
[11/28/10 20:31:38] [100] <Enurarse> you where escorting that behemoth i killed?
[11/28/10 20:31:39] [100] <Thespian> ...!!!!!!
[11/28/10 20:31:46] [100] <Thespian> were*
[11/28/10 20:31:52] [100] <Baekma Goji> hey leave him alone guys, its an asian thing
[11/28/10 20:31:58] [100] <Maxx Metal> haha
[11/28/10 20:31:58] [100] <Thespian> I"M NOT ASIAN!
[11/28/10 20:32:04] [100] <Axiom> :)
[11/28/10 20:32:19] [100] <Enurarse> how much you charge to escort?
[11/28/10 20:32:19] [100] <The Fluffy> Damnit! I just spewed on my monitor! lmao
[11/28/10 20:32:23] [100] <Nahin Lor> lol
[11/28/10 20:32:31] [100] <Thespian> Idon't charge to escort
[11/28/10 20:32:39] [100] <Nahin Lor> oh goodness
[11/28/10 20:32:40] [100] <Sassa Kosh> Free then?
[11/28/10 20:32:40] [100] <Axiom> no charge?
[11/28/10 20:32:42] [100] <Nahin Lor> stop
[11/28/10 20:32:44] [100] <Nahin Lor> stop thesp
[11/28/10 20:32:45] [100] <Pappy B> dont mess with
[11/28/10 20:32:46] [100] <Nahin Lor> LOL
[11/28/10 20:32:47] [100] <Thespian> I don't do it all the time tho
[11/28/10 20:32:48] [100] <Thespian> wait
[11/28/10 20:32:48] [100] <Thespian> no
[11/28/10 20:32:51] [100] <Thespian> what?
[11/28/10 20:32:53] [100] <Enurarse> cause you should give that behemoth his money back
[11/28/10 20:33:01] [100] <Thespian> i didn't ask him for money
[11/28/10 20:33:01] [100] <Axiom> lmao
[11/28/10 20:33:07] You are entering Latos C-2
[11/28/10 20:33:11] [100] <Thespian> he probably didn't even know I was escorting
[11/28/10 20:33:17] [100] <Enurarse> i sure didn't
[11/28/10 20:33:22] [100] <Axiom> lmfao
[11/28/10 20:33:33] [100] <Sassa Kosh> ohgod
[11/28/10 20:33:34] [100] <Thespian> well
[11/28/10 20:33:37] [100] <The Fluffy> I'm sorry, this has to go in the funny threat
[11/28/10 20:33:37] [100] <Thespian> what?
[11/28/10 20:33:40] [100] <The Fluffy> thread*
[11/28/10 20:33:44] [100] <slime> lolololololololol
[11/28/10 20:33:48] [100] <slime> that is hilarious
[11/28/10 20:33:51] [100] <Thespian> what are you talking about?
[11/28/10 20:33:55] [100] <Thespian> this is a serious conversation
[11/28/10 20:34:01] [100] <Axiom> lmFao
[11/28/10 20:34:02] [100] <slime> very serious!
[11/28/10 20:34:09] [100] <Thespian> wtf!
[11/28/10 20:34:10] People in the room: The Fluffy
[11/28/10 20:34:10] You are now in Epsilon Hold (Xang Xi Barracks).
[11/28/10 20:34:11] 160 credits deducted from your account.
[11/28/10 20:34:13] [100] <Thespian> this is serious!
[11/28/10 20:34:14] (guild) [Dau G-11] <Earthshine> I hate parking moths.
[11/28/10 20:34:16] [100] <Thespian> I'm not kidding!
[11/28/10 20:34:22] [100] <Thespian> I escorted him free of charge
[11/28/10 20:34:24] [100] <Enurarse> you mean escorting as in eye candy?
[11/28/10 20:34:24] [100] <Axiom> No I know
[11/28/10 20:34:25] [100] <slime> rofl
[11/28/10 20:34:26] [100] <Thespian> not that weird
[11/28/10 20:34:33] [100] <Baekma Goji> oh lordy
[11/28/10 20:34:36] [100] <Sassa Kosh> live and let live
[11/28/10 20:34:45] [100] <Thespian> ....what?

No offense meant, but this conversation had me pissing myself.

Not only you. LOL

Wait... so what DOES escorting mean?

jesus... what are you 12?

Oh wait...

11.

I checked the dictionary, it's what I thought it was.... so what's the moral of this story?

Thespian: try the Urban Dictionary if a standard dictionary isn't helping you understand the humor in what you were saying.

a term for a woman paid by the hour, not the act, but usually for sex. A prostitute.

.....omfg..............i'm not a prostitute!!!! or an asian!!!!! or a lesby!!!!!!! i'm straight!!!!!!!!

And I'm a guy! Not a girl!

And I'm not an escort!

Males can be escorts too.

No comment.

lol

That was quite an epic misunderstanding

Even in Vendetta we are busy killing the innocence of the young. God I love the interwebs.

Deuce Bigalow anyone?