Lmao...Someone really should have a talk with Sam ....one of these days....

i had a talk once. about the birds and the bees....

long story short: Canada

ahh but where does Canada come from?

Wow. Just wow. My day has been made. Truly a work of art there. :P

<Mecha> i may die
<Mor_Isil> Noes.
<Mecha> i mean get disconnected
<Mecha> lol
<Mecha> probably should make that distinction
<Mor_Isil> There's a difference?!
<Mecha> yes...
<Mor_Isil> You mean... there's life beyond the internet?!
<Mecha> yes!
<Mor_Isil> No way!
<Mecha> yeah way
<Mor_Isil> I think you're just trying to trick me...
<Mecha> not at all!
<Mecha> there are cool things
<Mecha> like girls
<Mecha> and uh
<Mecha> pizza!
<Mecha> and
<Mor_Isil> Girls are available online...
<Mecha> er...
<Mor_Isil> Yes, I went there.
<Mecha> lol
<Mor_Isil> ERR. Pun NOT intended. *Gouges eyes out.*
<Mecha> hah!
<Aramarth> lol
<Mecha> hahahaha

18:50:13 <Aramarth> rawr
18:50:56 <Mecha> but deep down inside you don't
18:54:47 <Aramarth> i.. don't?
18:55:45 <Mecha> you don't
18:59:40 <Aramarth> So you're saying that deep down inside, I don't "rawr"
18:59:45 <Mecha> yes
18:59:55 <Aramarth> what precisely are you implying
19:00:35 <Mecha> i am implying you do not rawr deep down inside
19:00:48 <Aramarth> please elaborate
19:01:19 <Mecha> you rawr on the outside, but it is just a clever disguise
19:01:30 <Aramarth> but what am i disguising?
19:01:58 <Mecha> that you have resentment for rawring
19:02:32 <Mecha> you do not agree with the mainstream rawr but you do it because it makes you feel acceptable
19:02:40 <Aramarth> rofl
19:02:59 <Aramarth> what, then, would you say i'd rather do?
19:03:07 <Mecha> Reeeee
19:03:07 <Aramarth> Reee? Errrrr!
19:03:10 <Aramarth> XD
19:03:10 <Mecha> crap!
19:03:23 <Mecha> victem of my own success!
19:03:27 <Aramarth> hahahaha
19:03:44 <Aramarth> i'm on my tower. my tower has the script
19:04:00 <Mecha> i know, i forgot :(
19:04:26 <Mecha> but but still, you should reee
19:04:26 <Aramarth> Reee? Errrrr!
19:04:29 <Mecha> yes
19:04:37 <Aramarth> REEEEEE!!!
19:04:46 <Mecha> and i am surprised i was able to bs my way through that conversation that far lol
19:04:57 <Aramarth> thats what makes the internet fun :D

Wish i had one, but the one with Cloak getting someone shot up by the sf, is pretty classic. And quite a few in there are really good (quote's "lard slidey")

[07/06/08 04:56:05] <MiexonBionic> whatcha doin?
[07/06/08 04:56:18] <Look ...No Hands> uhhh mining
[07/06/08 04:56:26] <MiexonBionic> hope your not burning that bitch

[100] <Smittens> Moda! I hear you've been /oper /killing pilots!

[Tue Jul 8 23:36:32 2008] [100] <Knaar> I just worked up a sweat monkeying with my bed... hopefully that won't wake me up
[Tue Jul 8 23:36:41 2008] [100] <Impavid> gross
[Tue Jul 8 23:36:45 2008] [100] <Elbryon> you sicko

missed my reply:

<vo> [100]Look ...No Hands hopes it goes horribly wrong and impails knaar with part of the box spring

Jul 10 13:38:56 * Mecha is the great mechasmo
Jul 10 13:39:06 <CptNiceHD> The wha?
Jul 10 13:39:17 <Mecha> the great mechasmo
Jul 10 13:39:31 <CptNiceHD> You've lost me, Mecha
Jul 10 13:39:33 <Mecha> magician extraordinaire
Jul 10 13:39:42 <CptNiceHD> Ohhhhh
Jul 10 13:40:17 <Mecha> watch this...
Jul 10 13:40:23 * Waffles has quit (Ping timeout)
Jul 10 13:40:27 <Mecha> ta da
Jul 10 13:40:36 <Mecha> i made waffles disappear
Jul 10 13:40:46 <Mecha> (holy crap the timing)

<vo> [100] <tumblemonster> Hey slime, you mind answering a lua question?
<vo> [100] <IRCslime> depends what my answer will help you with
<vo> [100] <tumblemonster> It will help ground me in my lua education
<vo> [100] <IRCslime> whats the question?
<vo> [100] <tumblemonster> I trying to build a simple test script to figure out syntax and stuff, but, I got it wrong..
<vo> [100] <tumblemonster> I am trying to use a while statement to execute a lua command until my variable reaches say, 10
<vo> [100] <tumblemonster> but I can't make it actually, like, run.
<vo> [100] <LiEs...no...truths> bad tummmble
<vo> [100] <LiEs...no...truths> bda
<vo> [100] <tumblemonster> SO I think it's coded right, but Im missing somethign to make it execute in the game
<vo> [100] <Nubdestroyer> lol you are like king nerd
<vo> [100] <tumblemonster> heh. trying to be.
<vo> [100] <IRCslime> /lua iup.Detach(PDATabs)
<vo> [100] <tumblemonster> grrr
<vo> [100] <tumblemonster> Slime you're a dick
<vo> [100] <tumblemonster> How do I fix that shit you made me do>?
<vo> [100] <IRCslime> why?
<vo> [100] <tumblemonster> I ran that fucking command
<vo> [100] <tumblemonster> The detatch command
<vo> [100] <IRCslime> /lua declare("HUD")
<vo> [100] <tumblemonster> yeah, I got it, thanks for nothing
<vo> [100] <tumblemonster> grrr, lua pisses me off
<vo> [100] <tumblemonster> yarrr
<vo> [100] <tumblemonster> I just want my command to run 10 times when i type it, can't get it to work
<vo> [100] <tumblemonster> It just runs on startup
<vo> [100] <tumblemonster> or interface reload

Couple good ones from last night:

[21:42] <vo> [100] <Incarnate> tumble, your client has posted 950,000 errors to our database.

The VO Updater (thanks Zam): I'm afraid you'll have to re-run the updater and re-download this file. Your harddrive is full or andy@guildsoftware.com screwed something up.

lol! While loops FTW!

[Sun Jul 20 03:58:44 2008] [100] <Kim Carson> hola VO
[Sun Jul 20 03:59:00 2008] [100] <tumblemonster> Hi Kim, guess what?
[Sun Jul 20 03:59:03 2008] [100] <Kim Carson> what?
[Sun Jul 20 03:59:08 2008] [100] <tumblemonster> I dunno
[Sun Jul 20 03:59:11 2008] [100] <Kim Carson> lol
[Sun Jul 20 03:59:14 2008] [100] <Kim Carson> me neither
[Sun Jul 20 03:59:35 2008] [100] <Kim Carson> hey tumblemonster ...
[Sun Jul 20 03:59:43 2008] [100] <tumblemonster> yes?
[Sun Jul 20 03:59:44 2008] [100] <Kim Carson> nuttin
[Sun Jul 20 03:59:48 2008] [100] <Kim Carson> :P
[Sun Jul 20 04:00:00 2008] [100] <tumblemonster> Oh yes
[Sun Jul 20 04:00:06 2008] [100] <tumblemonster> We're meant to be together
[Sun Jul 20 04:00:14 2008] [100] <Kim Carson> the two of us?
[Sun Jul 20 04:00:17 2008] [100] <tumblemonster> oh yes
[Sun Jul 20 04:00:19 2008] [100] <Kim Carson> oh wow
[Sun Jul 20 04:00:32 2008] [100] <Kim Carson> like ... real love?
[Sun Jul 20 04:00:37 2008] [100] <tumblemonster> I think so
[Sun Jul 20 04:00:42 2008] [100] <Kim Carson> oh dear
[Sun Jul 20 04:00:43 2008] [100] <tumblemonster> You're probably actually a man...
[Sun Jul 20 04:00:48 2008] [100] <Kim Carson> well yea
[Sun Jul 20 04:00:54 2008] [100] <tumblemonster> yeah
[Sun Jul 20 04:01:04 2008] [100] <Kim Carson> i'm a fictional character
[Sun Jul 20 04:01:26 2008] [100] <Kim Carson> or am i ... losing my identity arrgh
[Sun Jul 20 04:01:38 2008] [100] <tumblemonster> oooo, weird
[Sun Jul 20 04:01:42 2008] [100] <tumblemonster> Im actually a man too
[Sun Jul 20 04:01:55 2008] [100] <Ardena Slano> rofl
[Sun Jul 20 04:01:55 2008] [100] <tumblemonster> So, like, yeah. time for me to log
[Sun Jul 20 04:02:13 2008] [100] <Kim Carson> well... love has no borders.
[Sun Jul 20 04:02:25 2008] [100] <tumblemonster> indeed
[Sun Jul 20 04:02:58 2008] [100] <Kim Carson> i prolly cant marry anythinh but serco but we can run away
[Sun Jul 20 04:03:14 2008] [100] <tumblemonster> I have a Serco alt, but it's a female...
[Sun Jul 20 04:03:22 2008] [100] <Kim Carson> thtat ok
[Sun Jul 20 04:03:25 2008] [100] <Ruyo Takenseda> lol
[Sun Jul 20 04:03:27 2008] [100] <tumblemonster> alright
[Sun Jul 20 04:03:44 2008] [100] <Kim Carson> we are gonna do good you see
[Sun Jul 20 04:03:53 2008] [100] <tumblemonster> I think so.
[Sun Jul 20 04:04:19 2008] [100] <Ardena Slano> wow akward....
[Sun Jul 20 04:04:28 2008] [100] <Ruyo Takenseda> no kidding

(group) [Sedina D-2] <Shar> try to run far from the moths and get ecka to chase you (group) [Sedina D-2] <Shar> *proms
(group) [Verasi C-4] <Blackhole Razorclaw> lmao
(group) [Sedina D-2] <Solution> good idea

Jul 21 01:04:56 <vo> [100] Denji Royhu spray-paints surb's rev
Jul 21 01:05:06 <vo> [100] <Surb> >:O
Jul 21 01:05:20 <vo> [100] <Valakis> .....pink camo
Jul 21 01:05:37 <vo> [100] <Look ...No Hands> hot pink and orange?
Jul 21 01:05:39 <vo> [100] <Denji Royhu> ....with cats peeking around the splotches
Jul 21 01:05:49 <vo> [100] <Look ...No Hands> it will blend in with basically nothing
Jul 21 01:05:49 <vo> [100] Surb washes the spray-paint off.
Jul 21 01:06:12 <vo> [100] <Mecha Touriuas> what
Jul 21 01:06:18 <vo> [100] <Mecha Touriuas> in the world denji
Jul 21 01:06:21 <vo> [100] Denji Royhu rigs surb's docking back to re-spray it when he launches
Jul 21 01:06:28 <vo> [100] <Mecha Touriuas> with cats peaking around the splotches?
Jul 21 01:06:40 <vo> [100] <Denji Royhu> makes it even more garish and awful!
Jul 21 01:06:41 <vo> [100] <Valakis> lol
Jul 21 01:06:57 <vo> [100] <Mecha Touriuas> and this is our new LT!
Jul 21 01:07:01 <vo> [100] <Mecha Touriuas> :P

got to be acid induced...

[02:53] <vo> [100] <Mechanic Sam> but still you know SCAR commands more respect then ONE..why? I think we all know the answer lol *ow*
[02:53] <vo> [100] <Mechanic Sam> wc

SCAR? Respect? Not anymore...

Not for a long time now.