[100] <peytros> hey guess what my new girl friend is a bikini model
[100] <alx kline> Thats nice peytros, is she a magazine cut-out?
[100] <peytros> no

more bot fun:

Atice: Kyonko: fire phasers at Makh-Khasti
[6:48pm] • Kyonko swoops in on Makh-Khasti, decloaking on the way..
[6:48pm] • Kyonko fires several shots from the forward phaser banks, destroying Makh-khasti
[6:48pm] • yarhar arts in Kyonko in return
[6:48pm] • Kyonko flies out through the explosion in an impressive bit of piloting (not to mention rendering
[6:48pm] • Kyonko shits on in yarhar in return
[6:48pm] • yarhar fires Kyonko
[6:48pm] • yarhar fasts Kyonko in return
[6:48pm] • Kyonko fires yarhar back with a fake
[6:48pm] • yarhar shits on Kyonko back with a major
[6:48pm] • Kyonko insults yarhar in return
[6:48pm] • yarhar fires Kyonko
[6:48pm] • Kyonko shits on yarhar
[6:48pm] • yarhar insults Kyonko back with a gravre#
[6:48pm] • yarhar butterfingers
[6:48pm] Kyonko: Thx
[6:48pm] yarhar: what
[6:48pm] Kyonko: :w-hat:
[6:48pm] yarhar: no worries

Yarhar is my body guard :)

* Atice pwns Moldy with stimulus money
[16:06] <Kyonko> Moldy attacks Atice with 'rabid rotweiler' for 1113 damage.
[16:06] * Moldy hits Atice with Reality Check
[16:06] * Atice unleashes the hounds in return
[16:06] * drazed attacks Moldy with a rusty spoon
[16:06] * Atice then steals from the stimulus money being offered to my school for expansion into harlem
[16:06] <Kyonko> Moldy is immune to 'rusty spoon'
[16:06] <drazed> lies!
[16:06] <Moldy> I am mold
[16:06] <Moldy> :D
[16:06] <drazed> lol
[16:06] <Kyonko> ^^
[16:07] <Mick> no, you are moldY
[16:07] * Atice unleashes bacteria on Moldy
[16:07] <Mick> heh
[16:07] <Atice> then remembers why that's pointless...
[16:07] <Kyonko> ;)
[16:07] * Moldy attacks Moldy with penicillin
[16:07] <Kyonko> MISS!
[16:07] <Mick> heh
[16:07] * drazed attacks Moldy with a commercial grade cleaner
[16:07] <Kyonko> Moldy absorbs the damage and gains 290 HP!
[16:07] <drazed> what the?
[16:07] <drazed> lies!
[16:07] <Eonis> that is one resilient mold
[16:08] * Eonis attacks Moldy with an oxyacetylene torch
[16:08] <Kyonko> MISS!
[16:08] <Eonis> hm
[16:08] * Eonis attacks Moldy with a flamethrower
[16:08] <Moldy> :D
[16:08] <Kyonko> Moldy absorbs the damage and gains 1010 HP!
[16:08] <drazed> can nothing hurt him?
[16:08] <Kyonko> =D
[16:08] <drazed> wtf?
[16:08] <Eonis> apparently he is immune to fire
[16:08] * Eonis throws the flamethrower away
[16:08] * Eonis attacks Moldy with a canister of liquid nitrogen
[16:08] * Moldy attacks Moldy with Ice Ray
[16:08] * drazed attacks Moldy with your mom
[16:08] <Kyonko> Moldy is unmune to 'canister of liquid nitrogen'
[16:08] <Kyonko> MISS!
[16:08] <Kyonko> Moldy is immune to 'your mom'
[16:09] <drazed> fuck
[16:09] <Eonis> :\
[16:09] * Eonis attacks Moldy with a cow
[16:09] <Moldy> I know what will work!
[16:09] <Kyonko> Eonis attacks Moldy with 'cow' for 992 damage.
[16:09] <Moldy> Noes
[16:09] <Moldy> Moo

[100] <Ostan-Be Ralel> proms are kinda sucky in pvp
[100] <Ostan-Be Ralel> either that or i need to develop a different tactic....
[100] <Greben> have you tried opening your eyes during combat?

Atice then steals from the stimulus money being offered to my school for expansion into harlem

Columbia? Ewww. That does explain a lot, though.

Oh yah, ha-ha Touriaus =P
...you gotta admit they *are* kinda sucky in PvP though

heh, could be City University, Lecter.

It's Columbia.
And CUNY is expanding into harlem and getting stimulus money for it? Didn't know slash hear of any protests...

...you gotta admit they *are* kinda sucky in PvP though

Uhhhh . . . no.

Really Really REALLY no...

Most can fly them well enough to kill with, but someone experienced with them can do some pretty nasty stuff.

[100] <Jaarvix> BEEEEEEEEEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEEEEE
[100] <Jaarvix> BEEEEEEEEEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEEEEE???
[100] <Jaarvix> Are you an idiot Jaarvix ?
[100] <Jaarvix> Am i? Am i really?
[100] <Jaarvix> Yes.
[100] <Jaarvix> SHAME ON YOU EVIL TWIN!!
[100] Jaarvix cries in a corner.

[100] <peytros> fuck i lagged out again
[100] <momerath42> are you using your laptop in the tub again peypey?
{Time Passes}
[100] <peytros> what? now even the devs are calling me peypey

yessssss, my nickname for the peypey stuck (when the devs do it... its official)!

I'm sure I coined the nick :P

damn... we'll have duel for the title rights.

<Ishathis_Bessuni> When did this channel go X-rated?
<Hentai_jeff> when was it not?
<Aviator> when the sexually frustrated one arrived
<Hentai_jeff> Mecha?
<Mecha> yes?

Heh.

When wasn't it x-rated? Have I missed something?

In my defense, those logs are edited!