Some of this thread:
http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/1/16922

This post:
http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/1/16922?page=22#265068

[100] <Denji Royhu> harder to fight when your wife arrives home...
[100] <Bojan> you always say that :P
[100] <Denji Royhu> luckily she's used to me not paying much attention to her for short periods!
[100] <Denji Royhu> she always comes home when i'm fighting you!
[100] <Denji Royhu> i'm powerless to stop it!
[100] <Bojan> mine just beats me with a stick when she wants a coherent response :P
[100] <Denji Royhu> heheheh
[100] Bojan makes a call to denjis wiff to ground him in teh basement :P
[100] <Denji Royhu> hahaha
[100] <Denji Royhu> we LIVE in the basement :P

* yarhar is back
<yarhar> I am a robot asshole!
<iTripped> confession is good for the soul

I dunno, I just know I got shot in the ass by a 8==D, and although I exploded, I don't think he did. XD

http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/7/21431#265374

Incarnate: "We're one of the few titles that's broadly multi-platform, and our game practically runs on a toaster."

Serco have been unable to get past the start-up screen. Please revise this statement.

Yea, Inc just made us all a big favor... not!
Now my toaster is rebelling and refusing to work until he gets a broadband access and yearly VO sub. Supposedly there is a toaster nation in VO and he wants to run amok in a prom and shoot people. We cant have that!
I had to take drastic measures to stop this rebellion and do what I usually do in game.
I unplugged him. :)

Glad to hear you finally found a "toaster" you could handle, Bojan!

Oh noes, Lecters brain implant is malfunctioning again...
I did tell them they should put in bigger ram but no, they were confident 32k is enough for his brain capacity.
You should have read small-print in your service contract Lecter, it clearly states: "coherent thoughts will cause brain overheating. In case of coherent thoughts please report to nearest Itani to administer skull ventilation or your brain will explode."

These are supposed to be "funny quotes".

yea, that's like just everyday life shit, that's sad. I feel bad for your wife.

[Mon Jun 8 12:07:36 2009] [100] <Strat> aye. ever wonder how to jump instantly from sedina to deneb?
[Mon Jun 8 12:08:01 2009] [100] <Nahin Lor> how srat?
[Mon Jun 8 12:08:04 2009] [100] <Strat> reroute power from life support to the deflector array and emit a negatively charged tacheon beam.
[Mon Jun 8 12:08:05 2009] [100] <Nahin Lor> strat*
[Mon Jun 8 12:08:39 2009] [100] <Strat> that will obviously cause a fold in subspace, allowing your ship to pass to deneb instantly
[Mon Jun 8 12:08:47 2009] [100] <Nahin Lor> brilliant, never thought of that, itll propel you right to deneb, but you go boom, bc power matrix cant handle it
[Mon Jun 8 12:09:21 2009] [100] <Strat> it can if we bypass the secondary eps grids
[Mon Jun 8 12:09:25 2009] [100] <Nahin Lor> and it would create many charge particles that would explode upon inpact of you r ship
[Mon Jun 8 12:10:04 2009] [100] <Strat> well, thats why we need to polarize the shields and match the harmonics to match the tacheon resonant frequency.
[Mon Jun 8 12:10:21 2009] [100] <Strat> duh.
[Mon Jun 8 12:10:40 2009] [100] <Nahin Lor> you would need an off market power cell
[Mon Jun 8 12:10:48 2009] [100] <Yoda> all boils down to these deflector arrays anyway, and we dont have any.
[Mon Jun 8 12:11:07 2009] [100] <Strat> no no no. i can rig the existing anti-matter cell to compensate for the changes in particle densitty.
[Mon Jun 8 12:11:31 2009] [100] TheBlackFlag takes a pewp IN SPACE
[Mon Jun 8 12:11:33 2009] [100] <TheBlackFlag> :o
[Mon Jun 8 12:11:46 2009] [100] <Strat> yes, we need deflector arrays badly, obviously.
[Mon Jun 8 12:12:00 2009] [100] <Nahin Lor> not many power cells can handle the stress of quantum charging, and to polerize te shield that would be neccesary to emitt a high enough power to create the tac
[Mon Jun 8 12:12:10 2009] [100] <Nahin Lor> yon beam
[Mon Jun 8 12:13:16 2009] [100] <Strat> i dont know how we;ve made it this long without them honestly
[Mon Jun 8 12:13:32 2009] [100] <Nahin Lor> ya, all the space derbz crashin into us
[Mon Jun 8 12:13:41 2009] [100] <Strat> yea, and no tacheon beams
[Mon Jun 8 12:14:34 2009] [100] <Nahin Lor> ya, no tacheon beams for infinite range in 32 seconds(time to charge tacheon beam and travel thro rift)
[Mon Jun 8 12:14:48 2009] You are entering Dau L-10
[Mon Jun 8 12:14:50 2009] [100] <Nahin Lor> and how would we control the rift
[Mon Jun 8 12:15:05 2009] [100] <Nahin Lor> we might end up in a roid
[Mon Jun 8 12:15:10 2009] [100] <Yoda> meh, we just wanna pass through it, let someone else worry bout that
[Mon Jun 8 12:16:11 2009] [100] <zentdayn> how do i pickup stuff?
[Mon Jun 8 12:16:23 2009] [100] <Strat> run over it

I liked that punchline.

That was hilarious.

My god, the punchline is what makes it... that is very hillarious.

<vo> [100] <Impavid> I'm pretty sure just plain BEING a pirate makes you a better pilot
<Mecha> lol
<vo> [100] <Impavid> You all should try calling yourselves pirates, your kill ratios will go up
<Mecha> what is wrong with the rest of the pirates then
<Mecha> even funnier

[100] <peytros> girls dont think its funny when you ask them if this rag smells like clorophorm
[100] <sakuramboo> you have to go to a club and wait in front of the womens bathroom for the girl walking out that forgot to remove the rubber band from her arm
[100] <peytros> the last time i went to a club i got kicked out
[100] <sakuramboo> pey, it helps if you have clothes on
[100] <peytros> like a banana hammock isn't clothes
[100] <sakuramboo> if you are rocking a banana hammock, you need to put the potatos in the front, not the back

<yarhar> i always thought I was a sexy bitch until I bought a mirror the other day.

This really came out of nowhere. Poor bot.

Lol, funniest thing he's (or it?) said so far.

<yarhar> these chinese mags are getting me on

<EstrianProsis> oh shit, i thought you said "These chinese fags are getting me off" >.<