[05/14/09 17:02:58] [100] <craptornado2> i hate crap missions
[05/14/09 17:03:15] [100] <craptornado2> how do i start an intergalactic war?
[05/14/09 17:03:44] [100] <Tohasandra Chi> Push the red button
[05/14/09 17:03:50] [100] <Estrian Prosis> lol

<Dameos> fluffy wuffy was a cat, fluffy wuffy had no hat, fluffy wuffy liked to be pat, fluffy wuffy slept on a mat, fluffy wuffy ... OH NO MECHA WITH A BAT

http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/7/21316

Roda's Post

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-- peytros --
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it appears today that the most hated man in the universe has disappeared in what appears to be a ritualistic sacrafice to evil. Following an old occult belief that worm holes are used as transportation for souls to other worlds peytros self destructed his ship in the middle of a jump from sedina to odia. No body has yet to be found but a message was left in the ruins of his stolen x1 space fighter. The note reads,

"I have done all that I have seen fit. There is no more I can contribute to the cause. It is time for someone else to take the lead, for now I am eternally one with the void.

p.s Dameos and K'metreq co lead the guild now and please play "highway to hell" at my funeral."

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-- Roda Slane --
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figures peytros would stir up a mess and then cop out. seriously, if someone isn't crying on the boards about some griefer, then there are not enuf griefers. now we are going to have a traffic jam of level 1 newbs in grey. i am about ready to make a pirate char.

Sourced from Mechas post to give a more direct quote ;)

*i am about ready to make a pirate char*

to elaborate on kierky's elaboration

[100]<yodaofborg> 8====D
<vo> [100] <yodaofborg> yah, spaces work
<vo> [100] <Makh Khasti> nice penis
[100] <Makh Khasti> that came out wrong
[100] <Makh Khasti> >_>
<vo> [100] <Mecha Touriaus> yes it did

[apparently not on the forum]

Damn, I should have taken a screenshot of how my penis looked in-game because that is defo a bug, duplicate spaces should be removed in-game like they are on the forum, so I cannot go and stick my penis in random places.

/facepalm

[05/20/09 16:58:00] [100] <peytros> i hate 100 when everyone has me /ignored

Not as funny as it is true.

[05/23/09 22:58:21] (guild) [Odia H-6] <Ricker> Anybody know a mental exercise to stop paying rats before you have time to think?
[05/23/09 23:02:34] (guild) [Odia M-14] <Gerty> Ricker, let the resentment be you guide man:)
[05/23/09 23:03:04] (guild) [Odia H-6] <Ricker> Got hailed by Az,payed out of reflex
[05/23/09 23:03:33] (guild) [Odia H-6] <Ricker> I was in a goddamn greyhound with a 3000 meter lead!
[05/23/09 23:03:38] (guild) [Dau L-10] #PA [irc] <Boran Mur> hmmmm
[05/23/09 23:03:49] (guild) [Odia M-14] <Gerty> lol, she's got you trained buddy!
[05/23/09 23:03:49] (guild) [Dau L-10] #PA [irc] <Boran Mur> Intervention time
[05/23/09 23:03:51] (guild) [Odia H-6] <Ricker> A facepalm moment for the books :-)

That has got to some kind of record. Pirating, ahem, weapons-inspecting a hound in a hog II from that distance:)

I have taught you well Ricker

I was trying my best to bone ya Yoda

A little too much truth there, Gerty.

[100] <Death Incarnate> The question to ask... is how do i know this?
[100] <Death Incarnate> wc////

this is an old one so its from memory

(group) Strat destroyed Niut'Likatisin
(group) Strat destroyed Niut'Likatisin
(group) [Sedina D-14] <Ostan-Be Ralel> twice!
(group) [Sedina B-8] <Strat> yeah, i'm that ahrdcore
(group) [Sedina B-8] <Strat> hardcore*
(group} [Sedina D-14] <Ostan-Be Ralel> lol!

[100] <Ataer> Do you have any friends Pencil?
[100] <Pencil Flicked into Space> not yet
[100] <Ataer> lol
[100] <Pencil Flicked into Space> but I got hope though

I am not certain if reading this... (the original post and the OPs replies)... was funny or incredibly fucking painful.

http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/1/19349

[22:44] <vo> [100] <Jzalae Zelick> i wonder who gave such a stupid AI control of a HAC
[22:45] <vo> [100] <David-Lister> Incarnate

[100] <Gigor> brown babies come from anal sex
[100] <bockscar> i dont know who dwight is nor do i care
[100] <Jaarvix> lol gigor
[100] <bockscar> yes estrian
[100] <Estrian Prosis> Gigor: Yeah and I sleep with Jennifer Hawkins
[100] <ratratty6> man this chick is just plain awesome.... but i dont think i am rite for her...
[100] <Estrian Prosis> lol
[100] <Jaarvix> get your dick wet?
[100] <Tuxmaniac> then your not
[100] <Estrian Prosis> lol
[100] <Gigor> if she lets you stick it in her pooper the nshe is right for you
[100] <Jaarvix> lol
[100] <Gigor> :D
[100] <bockscar> you people are gross
[100] <Estrian Prosis> Gigor, you seriously have some issues >.<
[100] <ratratty6> dude i am to young for sex
[100] <Tuxmaniac> yeah like.... grow up already
[100] <Gigor> lol :D
[100] <ratratty6> i reackon gigor
[100] <I, Rocket> that's what you get when you ask a bunch of MMO players about relationships
[100] <I, Rocket> lol

This whole thread:
http://vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/3/21406

Especially toshiro's post at the end then the thread getting locked :D