He's that clueless?

[10/06/09 21:35:44] [100] <Conflict Diamond> ORE doesn't mind you having alts. we were created by alts (nobody wanted to give their main characters to mining careers)
[10/06/09 21:35:49] [100] <Conflict Diamond> wc
[10/06/09 21:35:53] [100] <Conflict Diamond> but true

[Fri Oct 9 00:50:42 2009] *Mecha Touriaus* how would i marry a muslim
[Fri Oct 9 00:51:58 2009] ->Mecha Touriaus: !!! are you proposing to me?! this is so sudden! what would our families think?!
[Fri Oct 9 00:54:40 2009] *Mecha Touriaus* wait if i marry you does that mean i won't have to work anymore?
[Fri Oct 9 00:55:13 2009] ->Mecha Touriaus: that is right baby... I would bring home the income
[Fri Oct 9 00:55:31 2009] *Mecha Touriaus* wow a gay christian-muslim couple. I'd so go to hell
[Fri Oct 9 00:55:42 2009] ->Mecha Touriaus: but im fairly progressive, so if you wanted a job Id let you have one ;)
[Fri Oct 9 00:55:51 2009] *Mecha Touriaus* haha i'm not :P

completely unrelated to the above...

[Fri Oct 9 00:59:30 2009] [100] <Ryan Reign> t in my life so far? 3 times I have been closer to an explosion than is healthy
[Fri Oct 9 00:59:42 2009] ->Mecha Touriaus: see above
[Fri Oct 9 00:59:46 2009] *Mecha Touriaus* wow heh
[Fri Oct 9 01:00:12 2009] ->Mecha Touriaus: plus a few motorcycle accidents and such
[Fri Oct 9 01:00:19 2009] *Mecha Touriaus* jeeze
[Fri Oct 9 01:00:32 2009] ->Mecha Touriaus: lol
[Fri Oct 9 01:00:45 2009] *Mecha Touriaus* i feel like a wuss
[Fri Oct 9 01:00:56 2009] *Mecha Touriaus* i was complaining about hurting my hand in football
[Fri Oct 9 01:01:16 2009] ->Mecha Touriaus: dont... you have just had a different life than me... your life is every bit as significant as mine
[Fri Oct 9 01:01:26 2009] *Mecha Touriaus* hehe
[Fri Oct 9 01:01:58 2009] [100] <Mecha Touriaus> awww ryan :P you love me
[Fri Oct 9 01:02:02 2009] [100] <Mecha Touriaus> XD LOL wc

[Fri Oct 9 01:02:10 2009] [100] <Trakus Shar> Hahaha
[Fri Oct 9 01:02:16 2009] [100] <Mecha Touriaus> funny...quotes...nao
[Fri Oct 9 01:02:25 2009] [100] <Ryan Reign> so I was at the movies and this jerks cell phone rings and he starts talking loudly... so I say hey guy, want to take that out side? he replies...
[Fri Oct 9 01:02:29 2009] [100] <Trakus Shar> Keep the latent homosexuality latent
[Fri Oct 9 01:02:33 2009] [100] <Trakus Shar> Or at least off 100
[Fri Oct 9 01:02:41 2009] [100] <Mecha Touriaus> iut was innocent!
[Fri Oct 9 01:02:46 2009] [100] <Ryan Reign> "fuck off and mind yer own biz ya punk"
[Fri Oct 9 01:02:55 2009] [100] <Trakus Shar> Like Roman Polanski it was, Mecha
[Fri Oct 9 01:03:08 2009] [100] <Mecha Touriaus> lol
[Fri Oct 9 01:03:10 2009] [100] <Trakus Shar> Except Ryan's not a girl
[Fri Oct 9 01:03:20 2009] [100] <Trakus Shar> Far as we know
[Fri Oct 9 01:03:25 2009] [100] <Mecha Touriaus> he is when i'm - nevermind that is way too far
[Fri Oct 9 01:03:42 2009] [100] <Mecha Touriaus> there is a line i don't cross when playing gay chicken
[Fri Oct 9 01:03:44 2009] [100] <Ryan Reign> so I was about to choke him when I remembered the WWJD bracelet Mecha gave me, and I thought what would Jesus do....(PBUH)
[Fri Oct 9 01:03:46 2009] [100] <Trakus Shar> lol
[Fri Oct 9 01:03:55 2009] [100] <Ryan Reign> so I set the guy on fire and sent him to hell
[Fri Oct 9 01:04:00 2009] [100] <Mecha Touriaus> hah
[Fri Oct 9 01:04:18 2009] [100] <Trakus Shar> That's about right
[Fri Oct 9 01:04:21 2009] [100] <Ryan Reign> Christianity is a very complex religion
[Fri Oct 9 01:04:25 2009] [100] <Mecha Touriaus> you're hat is on too tight ryan :P
[Fri Oct 9 01:04:26 2009] [100] <Trakus Shar> Now, if it was What Would Mecha Do
[Fri Oct 9 01:04:35 2009] [100] <Mecha Touriaus> kick'm in the groin
[Fri Oct 9 01:04:39 2009] [100] <Trakus Shar> That probably would have involved some mayo and a rubber fist
[Fri Oct 9 01:04:48 2009] [100] Ryan Reign losens the "hat"
[Fri Oct 9 01:04:53 2009] [100] <Mecha Touriaus> okay i would never kick a guy in the groin
[Fri Oct 9 01:05:01 2009] [100] <Mecha Touriaus> well maybe lecter

:D

The reason Mecha makes an exception for me is because he can't aim a kick any better than he can aim a rail: large targets are all he can hit.

But he better keep that mayo-ed rubber fist between him and RR.

I can kick tyvm :P Pretty good actually. And I hit smaill targets with rails all the time :P I flew a railvult for like a month :P

And you sucked hard with it. Alamar you ain't.

I beat alamar rail to rail.

I beat your mom rail to rail.

kids, please put your dicks back in your jumpsuits. Once that's taken care of, get in a ship and blast one another.

[100] <Killdog Deathwad> get this. Australia Post have scrapped plans to put a redback spider on a stamp because it looked so realistic they thought ppl would think it was real
[100] <Yos S'Farad> one day the populace will be able to figure out that whole 2D/3D thing.... until then, no scary stamps.

[Sun Nov 1 10:40:11 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> Old Noah was mucking the Ark out one day
[Sun Nov 1 10:40:15 2009] [100] <Trakus Shar> Very, very sad
[Sun Nov 1 10:40:19 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> when he heard a great shriek from the neighboring stall
[Sun Nov 1 10:40:26 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> Said he to poor Ham, who was hugging his loins,
[Sun Nov 1 10:40:35 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> "Ah, the hedgehog, my boy, can't be buggered at all"
[Sun Nov 1 10:40:41 2009] [100] <Trakus Shar> lol
[Sun Nov 1 10:40:45 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> Chorus: roll them all over and turn them around
[Sun Nov 1 10:40:50 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
[Sun Nov 1 10:40:50 2009] [100] <Nahin Lor> lol
[Sun Nov 1 10:40:56 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> The sheep is a classic, as well you may find,
[Sun Nov 1 10:41:02 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> the llama's all right if he isn't too tall,
[Sun Nov 1 10:41:04 2009] [100] <Estrian Prosis> lol
[Sun Nov 1 10:41:07 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> the donkey's a danger for standing behind
[Sun Nov 1 10:41:15 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
[Sun Nov 1 10:41:20 2009] [100] <Estrian Prosis> hah
[Sun Nov 1 10:41:21 2009] [100] <Nahin Lor> lol
[Sun Nov 1 10:41:24 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> You may pounce on the cat as he walks by his lone,
[Sun Nov 1 10:41:30 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> the mole has a hole into which you can crawl,
[Sun Nov 1 10:41:36 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> you must blindfold the basilisk or turn into stone,
[Sun Nov 1 10:41:43 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
[Sun Nov 1 10:41:51 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> The sow is a darling, so slick and so tight,
[Sun Nov 1 10:41:55 2009] [100] <Trakus Shar> Two words, Noah
[Sun Nov 1 10:41:56 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> To cuddle and kiss as you lie next the wall
[Sun Nov 1 10:41:57 2009] [100] <Estrian Prosis> lmfao
[Sun Nov 1 10:41:57 2009] [100] <Trakus Shar> Duct. Tape.
[Sun Nov 1 10:42:03 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> but she don't chew the cud, so you'd better not bite,
[Sun Nov 1 10:42:10 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> and the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
[Sun Nov 1 10:42:14 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> Roll them all over and turn them around,
[Sun Nov 1 10:42:19 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
[Sun Nov 1 10:42:25 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> The squirrel requires the climbing of trees,
[Sun Nov 1 10:42:31 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> Which puts you at risk of a slip and a fall
[Sun Nov 1 10:42:38 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> The dog's man's best friend if you don't mind the fleas,
[Sun Nov 1 10:42:44 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
[Sun Nov 1 10:42:54 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> You can do it with a frog in a puddle or pool,
[Sun Nov 1 10:42:56 2009] [100] <Imax> Got a case of the poetry?
[Sun Nov 1 10:43:02 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> though you might catch a cold in your whatachamacallit
[Sun Nov 1 10:43:07 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> or with a giraffe if you stand on a stool
[Sun Nov 1 10:43:12 2009] [100] <Dok Valor> l
[Sun Nov 1 10:43:12 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
[Sun Nov 1 10:43:19 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> The rhino is often... reluctant.. to flirt:
[Sun Nov 1 10:43:25 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> the termite's a challenge because hes so small
[Sun Nov 1 10:43:38 2009] [100] <Dok Valor> aahhhh, its good to write
[Sun Nov 1 10:43:45 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> you might was him away with yout very first squirt
[Sun Nov 1 10:43:49 2009] [100] <The Hawk> let Trakus get behind the hedgehog with a rubber glove and mayo--then it'll be buggered
[Sun Nov 1 10:43:51 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all
[Sun Nov 1 10:43:55 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> The BONOBO MONKEH
[Sun Nov 1 10:43:56 2009] [100] <Dok Valor> and its long to read
[Sun Nov 1 10:44:02 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> Will someone please tell the librarian i'm not taking about him
[Sun Nov 1 10:44:02 2009] [100] <Estrian Prosis> I fucking love you.
[Sun Nov 1 10:44:04 2009] [100] <Estrian Prosis> lol
[Sun Nov 1 10:44:06 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> hes in the LAST versa, thank you!
[Sun Nov 1 10:44:12 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> the bonobo monkey is willing to hump:
[Sun Nov 1 10:44:18 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> he'll do all his friends, both the large and the small,
[Sun Nov 1 10:44:23 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> and he'll do it to you if you show him your ruimp
[Sun Nov 1 10:44:27 2009] [100] <Trakus Shar> And Serco win the mission
[Sun Nov 1 10:44:29 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all
[Sun Nov 1 10:44:38 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> The humans are out, if you value yourm life
[Sun Nov 1 10:44:44 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> its incest, my son, since we're relatives all
[Sun Nov 1 10:44:49 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> unless you'd make love to your very own wife!
[Sun Nov 1 10:44:54 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
[Sun Nov 1 10:44:57 2009] [100] <Trakus Shar> Someone let Man know he can eat a dick
[Sun Nov 1 10:45:00 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> I don't recommend that you tackle the skunk
[Sun Nov 1 10:45:07 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> id did once myself, i'm ashamed to recall;
[Sun Nov 1 10:45:13 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> I must have been EXtr'ordinARily drunk!
[Sun Nov 1 10:45:21 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
[Sun Nov 1 10:45:24 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> ...
[Sun Nov 1 10:45:25 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> Ok
[Sun Nov 1 10:45:28 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> There 18 more verses
[Sun Nov 1 10:45:28 2009] [100] <Estrian Prosis> lol!
[Sun Nov 1 10:45:29 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> :)
[Sun Nov 1 10:45:31 2009] [100] <Los Rimatsi> lol
[Sun Nov 1 10:45:32 2009] [100] <Nahin Lor> LOL
[Sun Nov 1 10:45:33 2009] [100] <Trakus Shar> Wow
[Sun Nov 1 10:45:41 2009] [100] <Nahin Lor> 18 more!
[Sun Nov 1 10:45:43 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> Terry pratchett everybody :P
[Sun Nov 1 10:45:45 2009] [100] Estrian Prosis s pputting this in funny quotes
[Sun Nov 1 10:45:46 2009] [100] <Imax> I hope Faustino has nothing important to say later... he's being ignored now...
[Sun Nov 1 10:45:53 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> bwahaha
[Sun Nov 1 10:45:54 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> aww :(
[Sun Nov 1 10:45:56 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> Err
[Sun Nov 1 10:46:00 2009] [100] <Faustino Bashkir> yeah about funny quotes
[Sun Nov 1 10:46:04 2009] [100] <Trakus Shar> "Faustino Bashkir" is getting posted to the awesome quote thread

06:04PM CrazySpence
My top thing to make VO awesome is for the funny quotes thread to actually have funny quotes.

Er, you broke something.

<+peytros> is irssi a client or is maalik just talking like a snake again?

Roda Slane:

I did not get all my kills from hunting newbs! I got all my kills from defending myself against clm, itan, pa, vpr, and um... oh my... so I guess I did get all my kills from newbs. *sigh*

But I didn't station kill them! Except at corvus stations I guess... *sigh*

But I don't pirate! I just take the loot from those that war me and offer to let them pass for a small... *sigh*

To hell with it! Kill the freaking newbs!

Hahaha, golden.

[100]<BrawnyDishTowel> sometimes I just spin my ship and stare at the stars while sipping brandy. It's relaxing...

[Sat Nov 21 00:52:09 2009] [100] <Encendyo Roberts> with trigger-happy Trak around? I'm not sticking my dick out there to be shot at

[Sat Nov 21 00:52:24 2009] [100] <Trakus Shar> I'm good, but even I couldn't hit that small a target.

A bit earlier:

[Fri Nov 20 20:35:50 2009] [100] <peytros> what will start as a seemingly harmless cocaine induced romp with mexican hookers will turn bad when we wake up in the morning and one of them is dead

[Fri Nov 20 20:35:58 2009] [100] <Trakus Shar> That's bad?

[Fri Nov 20 20:36:07 2009] [100] <peytros> how will "Trakus Shar" and peytros dispose of the body!!

[Fri Nov 20 20:36:18 2009] [100] <Trakus Shar> Uh, lunch?

[Fri Nov 20 20:36:52 2009] [100] <peytros> im not that much on the canabalism thoguh

[Fri Nov 20 20:36:58 2009] [100] <peytros> i don't really even like pink tacos that much

Touriaus: And only stupid people are afraid of your dementia, imp.
Impavid: Lotta stupid people out there...
Touriaus: There certainly is

15:32 <@vo> [100] <Estrian Prosis> Maalik is an ass though. He' got skills, he knows it, and is an ass.
15:33 <@vo> [100] <Maalik, &c.> only to you estrian.
15:33 <@vo> [100] <Estrian Prosis> Maalik, stfu.
15:33 <@vo> [100] <Estrian Prosis> No one asked you.