1122) You revisit the thread ages after its been done and say Hi :)
1123) You wait patiently for 5 minutes as a massive forum thread opens while you play vendetta, talk on #vendetta,#vendetta-ingame and #vendettaweb and kick someones ass on BZflag

Bump
1124) You advertise vendetta actively
1124a) You post in 10 different forums a day advertising Vendetta
1124b) You tell at least 25 different people a day about Vendetta
1124c) You post advertising posters on your house.
1124d) You paint your car so it looks like a Prom, and it has the words "Join Vendetta Today" on it.

1125) You feel depressed that after release you'll have to wait till you order it from the usa, meaning maybe a whole 2 weeks without it

1126) You have read the FAQ so many times that you can direct KAos to the FAQ/General/How will the final game be distributed?


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if there will be a free trial and it's availible online, logically that means that the game will still be downloadable in it's entire form. You will just have to pay a subscription fee for your account to function after so many days.

1127) You are the one who actually discovered Vendetta and the Devs overheard you talking about your Game to your friend and they stole your idea.

(Bump...)

hehe... you just made Vendetta sound like a universal constant :D

1128) You convince the person who wrote the matrix to based his next movie on Vendetta

Bump. (I donno, just bored... this slipped onto the second page)

1129) You keep on bumping a dead thread.

1130) You take umbrage that this might be a dead thread. :-\

We should make a website entirely devoted to this because of its greatness. Then we can lock it, and keep it at the top of the list for all-time. Then we can say (when Vendetta goes gold) I posted on Vendetta's boards before the public release and I did stuff. w00t!!

1131) tried to put this list as your custom tips on the loading screen only to find most are too long to fit on the screen :(

1132) you change your iPod's boot image to a black and white centurian


**Haven't pulled it off yet, but am working on it.

1133) When your car starts behaving strangely, your first reaction is "I better submit a bug report."

1134) when your brainwaves are scanned, and the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is: Vendetta

1135) You go to the hospital because you were rammed by a tri-flare valk.
1135a) The doctor cat-scans you and tells you "Its bad, you have 3 Flares lodged into your brain"
1136) You make stupid posts like this because its 3:09AM, and still can't sleep 3 weeks after your vacation.

1137) (When the FBI requires that you report where you've traveled in the last five years...) You accidentally report "ITANI" instead of "ITALY"

1138) You listen to Vendetta music while not playing Vendetta.

hmmm /me justs notes DR writing my name as "sheen" it's "sheean" not "sheen" :P

1139) http://www.sheean-spoel.com/main/content.php?set_doc=vendetta&img=10
1140) You made that :P

1141) you hang out in channel 4294967295 just to see if anyone else has discovered it
1142) you know where sector 666 is
1143) you have your own in game apartment window picked out (Azek I-12, top complex, 21st floor, 3rd window from the left)
1143) b) you picked it because it seemed like a nice neighborhood and it has a great view of planet Denna
1144) you think you deserve an in game badge for starting this thread
1145) you think you deserve a purple heart in real life for developing carpal tunnel syndrome helping out in the Itani-Serco conflict.

1146) you have contracted a severe case of Vendettaitis
1147) you made up the disease so you don't think that you're actually addicted to Vendetta
1148) you have read all of the possible symptoms of Vendetta addiction to this point...
1149) ...and you're surprised that there aren't more by now.
1150) you've never posted a "Vendetta addict" post before, but you're somehow happy that you've taken reason #1150.