1052a) you plan on doing 1051
1053) you have ever pretended that you are in the Enterprise when the space junk flys by while using turbo

1054) you have ever tried to compile a list of the websites that are connected to Vendetta, but not guildsoftware owned or created by

1055) you got so bored during a computer class, that you drew a stick figure and used the school's Windows Moviemaker to make the stickfigure jump from roid to roid on a copied Vendetta picture
1055a) ...you have a complete idea on what all you are going to do to "said" man

1056) you ever killed [syn]n00b, not that you wanted to, but you were passing by s7, saw a bus that was stocking on a roid and accidently emptied your full heavy battery with gauss
1056a) you are [syn]n00b
1056b) you are [syn]n00b's wife in game
1056c) you own a character that's named syn n00b with { instead of [
1057) you ever saw [syn]n00b with a score and/or a bounty
1058) you ever spent at least an hour flying all around in s7 pressing "x" key in the hope of locking bountybot
1059) for you dist means to load your vult HE/HB
1059b) for you dist means to laod your vult ME/FC
1060) you own a character that is non serco, just to be able to get to s12 and kill firemageII
1061) you own a character with [S7]turret# in it and knows what it means, and know who is #1 =>#12




i personally am 1056b =OP

1062) You truly are addicted to Vendetta and play it first thing when you get home from school. We should make a Vendetta Players Anonymous... Nevermind. It's too good to let go of. w00t!

BTW tracid, BountyBot is in s9, not 7 as you said in 1058. :P

1063) newbie you are killed again and again by fleets of ships. instead of complaining, you scream: "I LOOOOVVE THIS GAME!" and start singing Ku Genin's Vendetta song: "I like big batts and I cannot lie.."

BTW tracid, BountyBot is in s9, not 7 as you said in 1058. :P

Hmmm well from the time i've been really vendetta addict, BB were S7 not s9, that's the purpose of this n°

1064) You bump the topic up in hope to get the 1100th post some day

1065) you sit with everyone else on Teamspeak, eagerly waiting for the update until you crash after 3:00am. then you get up at 5:00 am to take a peek once more! is it there yet? /me sounds all hopeful and stuff. when the clock strikes 12, b00m reset!

1066) you notice that more people are asking what happens during a reset than the people who are blowing people up before the reset
1067) every person you kill before a reset screams: i'm just waiting for the reset dont kill me...
1067a) ... you make an alias so that you dont have to type up: its not here yet so nah, everytime you kill someone before a reset...
1067b) ... you wish you were any of the above, but you are really the person wishing you dint die

1068) out of sleepiness, you get ingame to fight like a madman. you ram the station and circle nuke mines, trying to see how close you can circle.
1069) before the reset, you wander around aimlessly asking people to blow you up, please?
1070) to get rid of your extra money, you make mad mine art with Akkisti in s9, s7, s40...

1069) You've killed the same person over and over again waiting for the reset
1069a) You've killed the person over 100 times
1069b) Who was flare-ramming you in a valk
1069c) and you never repaired
1069d) Or the person was spectre_c_me :P

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I FOUND IT!!!


1070) You find this page just because you love it.

/me kisses the thread.

1071) You are the first person to post in this thread since the reset.
1072) You're ashamed of the people running this thread *coughcough* DR...
1073) You really don't hate the people running this thread, just take them out in-game multiple times.
1074) You've botted for over 30 hours since the reset. (I think, it's close to how long I've been on though.)
1075) Your friends at school all stopped playing Vendetta a while ago, but you keep playing just to have higher levels than them.

1076) You read about 1 year and 10 days ago happypenguin.org and saw news about Vendetta 3.2.5 (if I remember) and tried it.
1077) You have read about 300-500 addicts and 1076 is your first post.
1078) You guess there is no same kind of post in those ~500 posts you haven't read.
1079) You think you are not the last person to post in to this thread.

1080) You notice that 1069 and 1070 are twice and you realize that the reason is that the message order is reversed (when writing), but the line order in the messages is not.

/me blames MonkRX for his being off (doing a second 1070)

1081) You think in your spare time about one of these, just when you get to your computer, you can't remember it.

WHY DOES NO ONE POST MORE?

Double Post.

1083) You bothered to correct the number in this "You might be a vendetta addict if..."