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You might be a vendetta addict if... MkII

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Jun 14, 2004 Pyroman_Ace link
1084) Your the only one that remembers this thread
1085) You've decided that such an elegant creation can not be allowed to die!
1086) You saw that this was just one new thread or bump of another from slipping onto, THE SECOND PAGE!!
1087) When writing 1086 you added sound effects
Jun 14, 2004 MonkRX link
1088) You remembered the "Custom Binds! Post 'em here." topic, and bumped that from the second page.
Jun 15, 2004 Pyroman_Ace link
1089) You've read the entire "Custom Binds! Post 'em here." thread and understand it (i do not)
Jun 15, 2004 Spellcast link
1090) you have posted in the "name the universe contest" thread
1091) you have intricate revenge plans if strategy first screws up the marketing of vendetta
1092) you were the first one to make it to level 11 trade after the reset
1093) you were the second person in the game with acess to the special ships after the reset
1094) you have a bind in the custom binds thread
1095) you get nervous and start to shake unless you check the message board at least twice a day to see if there is any word on the new universe yet or not.
1096) you know exactly how many trading missions it takes to increase your reputation with TGP so that you can kill the next annoying NT pirate who attacks you there and not be locked out. (btw the answer is 650ish starting from a rep of -200)
1097) you have to restrain yourself from unplugging the computer of your sister who is downloading anime and hogging the bandwidth.
1098) Your plans if you win the lotto include, "build a vendetta cockpit simulator complete with surround sound, foot pedals, and a 40 inch plasmascreen monitor."
1099) you spent half an hour making up reasons just so you could put up vendetta addict reeason #1100
1100) you cant remember the really good reason you had for 1100.
Jun 15, 2004 danielky link
1101) You think the numbers are speaking in binary to you.

Spellcast, 1098 was pretty good. That would be sweet.
Jun 16, 2004 Pyroman_Ace link
1102) After reading #1098 you contact Lockheed Martin about creating a classified military simulator designed only to be used for Vendetta

1103) It becomes a best seller

1104) You realize that it's 2 am, you're sitting here and you haven't seen a Valkyrie in about 2 weeks....and then you get the itch...
Jul 01, 2004 harvestmouse link
1105) you've spent two hours in the afternoon twisting balloon animals with some kids. the first thing you do in that time is pick up a blue balloon and make a giraffe for the itani.
then you make a fancy poodle for serco.
and a sunflower for NT.
suddenly you realize you want a maud. you collect everyone's yellow/orange balloons, and set about twisting the 'arms' of the maud, but when you almost finish the round-ish torso, you accidentally pop three of the balloons!
*** evoli is having issues
<evoli> wahh! I /exploded!!
Jul 01, 2004 Pyroman_Ace link
1106) You got what harvestmouse just said
Jul 01, 2004 danielky link
1107) You second Pyroman_Ace's last comment.
Jul 01, 2004 ziggystar link
1108) ...you've bought a cell phone with 3D abilities so you can play Vendetta-Mobile once it's out.
1109) ...you say 'U' when you enter a new room.
1110) ...try to shoot at pirates when in a bus.
1111) ...you ask your physics teacher if he can build a Tachyon Blaster Mk III.
Jul 01, 2004 Sheean link
1112) Your humour isn't normal-people compatible anymore.
Jul 01, 2004 DR link
1113) you actually expect people to read all 1113 reasons before posting new ones to make sure that they dont double one...
Jul 01, 2004 Pyroman_Ace link
1114) You realize that DR isn't an addict he's a psycopathic murderer
Jul 02, 2004 DR link
1115) you make up completely unfounded accusations simply because the person got to put his name as the found of this "You might be a vendetta addict if... MkII" thread :D
Jul 05, 2004 Sheean link
1116) When you move your head away from the monitor you go "oooh, did I just crank the detail level up?"
Jul 05, 2004 sheepdog link
1117) When you spent your entire creative writing class writing fan fiction for vendetta.
1117a) 2 years in a row.
Jul 07, 2004 Nemesis link
1118) ... when you accually read through all the 1117 "you might be a vendetta addict if..." posts.

1118a) ... and enjoyed it.
Jul 07, 2004 danielky link
Wow, my bump got the page going again!

1119) You wish you could get your friends to play again.

1120) You resist peer pressure and continue to play Vendetta, even though your other friends think it sucks. (I think they're confused)
Jul 07, 2004 Pyroman_Ace link
1121) You heard that danielky's friends dont like vendetta and thought the planet had despun and we were all being ruled by giant man eating arachnids...

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okay, wait, we are being ruled by man eating arachnids if you live in the US...:D

When in doubt, run in cricles and scream
Jul 07, 2004 danielky link
Well, at least my friends got me interested in Vendetta. One of them still gets on occasionally. (Flea, -SM-Flea, sadistic flea, so basically, he's Flea)