1510) you wish divinia spice existed in RL, to smoke some.

1511} You are siting in a bar at 4am and posting to vendetta online

1512) You preach to local villagers to be on the lookout for pirates
1513) When running away from the police, you ask them to wait for your lua errors to clear
1514) You start charging cheques to TGFT

1515) Your wife starts Ret and she doesn't mean Butler.
1516) You schedule your vacation so you have more VO time.
1517) You ask your wife how to spell an off the wall word and she immediately assumes your creating a new alt.
1518) The cats no longer look at you funny when you break out the joystick.
1518) The cats still look at you funny when you break out the mouse.
1519) The cats finally accept that you are not getting off the chair and that they are going to starve to death.

1520) You delegate the cat feeding chore to a lower sibling (I actually did this)

1521) Your dog gets out of bed with you, folows you into the computer room, lays down and goes back to sleep knowing that you wont be moving for a while.

1522) You start giving yourself licenses to equip yourself with a pen.
1522a) and then you try and increase them.

1523) You pee "VO" into the snow instead of your initials.

1524) You legally changed your name so "VO" are your initials.

1525) You keep reading this thread to see if you are addicted...

1526) You just read the last reason and said 'oh shit'

I never play VO before noon, and even then, it's only socially. I can quit VO anytime I want.

1527) You spend the whole night thinking what to post in this thread.

1528) You actually post in this thread

1529) You still play this game with the name you first played with.
b: and have that many alts that you moved your "main" to a trial account, and pay for that account too.

1530) You use VO as a valid excuse to not play any other MMOG.

Also, guilty of 1529 (not b, though).

1531) You pay for more than 1 account, so that newbs can have a longer experience.
1532) You use characters from more than 1 account.

1533) You let your account expire over a year ago for time-related reasons, yet still post on the forums almost daily.

EZR

1534) While driving down the road, you hear a truck backing up and have thought "pfftt. Seekers. How lame".
1535) You've used VO sound effects as a ringtone.

1536) You get asked a question in the morning meeting, and respond with "Arrrr!"
1537) Your find your job as a shipping supervisor extremely frustrating because the cargoes keep getting away...