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1538) You start calling the local police, station guards.
1539) You call the "station guards" to report being attacked by pirates.
1540) You walk down the bar, and ask for some Deneb Rum.
1539) You call the "station guards" to report being attacked by pirates.
1540) You walk down the bar, and ask for some Deneb Rum.
1541) On the top 25 most played songs on your iPod, 'serco_battle.mp3' is at the top.
1541a) You regularly listen to 'serco_battle.mp3' to keep it at the top.
1541a) You regularly listen to 'serco_battle.mp3' to keep it at the top.
1542) you have over 500 listens to ambient7.
1543) You hear about piracy off Somali and immediately wonder why Viper didn't respond.
1544) You list piracy and Itani Dogs in a letter to elected officials on why gun control is bad.
1545) You are sitting in your Military History class about the Roman Army and start laughing because they failed to realize the superiority of Vulture's over their Centurions.
1546) Your wife (or significant other) permitted you to purchase and install another computer in your bedroom, just so that you can play VO while she watches TV in bed "to be together"
1547) You wonder if your wife is secretly an Itani agent trying to "be together" with you to spy with your ONE Top Secret clearance.
1544) You list piracy and Itani Dogs in a letter to elected officials on why gun control is bad.
1545) You are sitting in your Military History class about the Roman Army and start laughing because they failed to realize the superiority of Vulture's over their Centurions.
1546) Your wife (or significant other) permitted you to purchase and install another computer in your bedroom, just so that you can play VO while she watches TV in bed "to be together"
1547) You wonder if your wife is secretly an Itani agent trying to "be together" with you to spy with your ONE Top Secret clearance.
(1548) You get paranoid that someone in ONE council has a spying wife and bust them all down to 'recruit' status on the Guild forum.
(1549) You drive a 7 ton truck down the complete length of the UK M4 motorway (both ways) and pretend your'e on a Proc in a Moth.
(1550) You 'dock' at 3 AM then actually log in and continue....
(1549) You drive a 7 ton truck down the complete length of the UK M4 motorway (both ways) and pretend your'e on a Proc in a Moth.
(1550) You 'dock' at 3 AM then actually log in and continue....
1551) You feel confident in the knowledge that no pilot dies with Vutra
1552) You understand #1551 and know where to find it in game
1553) You attempt to draw symbols and/or dirty words on the Deneb nav map by winning or losing border skirmishes.
1553b) You succeed
1554) You play Vendetta Online with a first generation iMac using a 56k dialup modem... from Germany.
1555) You invest five grand in a virtual reality headset to give you better situational awareness during trade runs
1556) You try to stop playing for a week and experience withdrawal symptoms including headaches, nausea, and compulsive twitching
1557) Street cars begin to look like Valks, Prometheii, and Mauraders (deja vu)
1558) You begin designing a screenplay for Vendetta Online, the Movie trilogy.
1558b) Hollywood buys your script
1558c) You eventually drop the project because you spend too much time playing Vendetta Online
1559) You tell your therapist you have abandonment issues due to Incarnate going camping for a week
1560) Your pet furie starts talking to you in binary
1552) You understand #1551 and know where to find it in game
1553) You attempt to draw symbols and/or dirty words on the Deneb nav map by winning or losing border skirmishes.
1553b) You succeed
1554) You play Vendetta Online with a first generation iMac using a 56k dialup modem... from Germany.
1555) You invest five grand in a virtual reality headset to give you better situational awareness during trade runs
1556) You try to stop playing for a week and experience withdrawal symptoms including headaches, nausea, and compulsive twitching
1557) Street cars begin to look like Valks, Prometheii, and Mauraders (deja vu)
1558) You begin designing a screenplay for Vendetta Online, the Movie trilogy.
1558b) Hollywood buys your script
1558c) You eventually drop the project because you spend too much time playing Vendetta Online
1559) You tell your therapist you have abandonment issues due to Incarnate going camping for a week
1560) Your pet furie starts talking to you in binary
1561:you pretend to shoot ppl with lazers
1562) You get nostalgia from looking at this thread.
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1561:you pretend to shoot ppl with lazers
We DON'T have lasers here... wrong game, neuba
1561:you pretend to shoot ppl with lazers
We DON'T have lasers here... wrong game, neuba
"1524) You legally changed your name so "VO" are your initials."
Similar vein... my son's initials are ALTSPK.
Similar vein... my son's initials are ALTSPK.
1563) you built a trident on your own
1563a) you got fired for building it on company time
1564) you have four separate VO installs on the same computer
1565) you are contemplating building your own joystick
1565a) you are thinking about getting a 3d printer to help with this
1565b) you considered having parts made out of metal for durability, but dismissed it as too expensive
1565bi) you did not dismiss it as too expensive
1566) you re-implemented via plugin a useless easter egg the devs removed
1566a) you installed such a plugin created by somebody else
1567) you accidentally triggered an infinite hail/counter-hail loop between a plugin and an Artemis Collector
1563a) you got fired for building it on company time
1564) you have four separate VO installs on the same computer
1565) you are contemplating building your own joystick
1565a) you are thinking about getting a 3d printer to help with this
1565b) you considered having parts made out of metal for durability, but dismissed it as too expensive
1565bi) you did not dismiss it as too expensive
1566) you re-implemented via plugin a useless easter egg the devs removed
1566a) you installed such a plugin created by somebody else
1567) you accidentally triggered an infinite hail/counter-hail loop between a plugin and an Artemis Collector
1568) You learn Lua just to fiddle with plugins.
1569) You use "Alloh" as a curse.
1569) You use "Alloh" as a curse.
1570) You consider Paladin Of Lancelot a failed stand up comic.
1571) You stay up until after 2:00am reading the first 600 or so posts on this thread and wishing you had tried VO much earlier.
1572) You REALLY stink at FPS type games, hate Hate HATE using joysticks and really can't aim energy weapons in VO to save your life, but you still keep coming back!
1572) You REALLY stink at FPS type games, hate Hate HATE using joysticks and really can't aim energy weapons in VO to save your life, but you still keep coming back!
1573) You took a dump and there were little Consumer Robotics embedded in it.
1573a) Except when you take a dump, waste doesn't come out, spare ship parts do
1574) If at first when you hear or read 'dump', you think screenshots are being referred to.
1569) You use "Alloh" as a curse.
1569(a): "Bunghole" becomes a far more vile epithet than it was back when everyone used it in 1st grade.
1569(a): "Bunghole" becomes a far more vile epithet than it was back when everyone used it in 1st grade.
1510) You try to strafe on the freeway
1511) You go to get your girlfriends name tattooed on your arm but instead come out with a tattoo of the Vendetta-online logo on each forearm.