1283) you try to burn the game soundtrack to a CD so you can play it in your car
1284) you "issue" on a parking block

1285) You record parts of the music via WireTap Pro and listen to it repetavivly
1286) You think that the TPG music is the best music in the world

1287) You think that the TPG music is the best music in the -world- universe

1288) You can even consider TPG music the best music in the world
1289) It's hard for you to distinguish between world and universe.
1290) You check your new bank account and blame a lua error for the low funds.

1291) You request a radio station to play the TPG music
1292) You sue the radio station after they say 'We Don't Have That Track!'
1293) You lose the case but you go on to another radio station and repeat the process again.
1294) You protest becuase the radio station does not have all the music
1295) You chain your self to the radio transmitter
1296) You refuse to go on the bus cause it is not a 'bus'
1297) You hack into the OpenGL files and extract the music
1298) You throw out your computer just cause a n00b killed you
1299) You go kill the n00b in real life for pking you
1300) You decorate your car like a spaceship

Yay! i got 1300 ^^

1301) You make up silly reasons just to say that you bumped the "You might be a Vendetta addict if..." to 1300 items.

Go outside and throw a ball around, ghostie! >:P

1302) you count making up silly reasons to make reason 1300 in a "you might be a vendetta addict if..." thread as a 1301st reason.

1303) You wonder what this *throwing a ball widget around* is...

1304) You search Sharper Image for a Hoverboy MarkIV and hope they have a shoulder massage option with integrated flight controls.

1305) It's not bullying, it's "Pirating for lunch money"

1306) You think that an update or new client are the "hottest news around"

1307) You think Yoda of Borg or Unknown Player Node are the nicer players.
1308) Your so addicted to the idea of having a capital ship that you trade fiendishly to get one.
1309) Your trying to learn how to write code for the game.
1310) You can't wait for the Goliath Cannons to be added to the game.
1311) You've discovered the secret relationship between UPN and Niki.
1312) You explored every known sector in the game on your 8 hour free trial.

1313)when your car gets damaged, you try to find nanites to fix it

1314) You worship the Devs as gods
1315) You are part of the Space Cow Cult
1316) You wonder why you just can't mine heliocene in RL to make money quickly
1317) You use RL instead of real life, dare not speak it's name for it may rear it's ugly head
1218) You play on two or more accounts
1219) ... at the same time
1220) ... on the same computer

1321) you keep bumping this thread
1322) you post what other people have posted to it allready
1323) ...over
1324) ...and over
1325) ...and over again

1322) You actually know when someone has repeated a reason

39a) They DO know what you're talking about

Hah! Take that all!

When you see someone throw up brown chunks and think.... Hey I bet theres some ferric ore in that.

^ OK that one doesn't count. That was just silly.

1324) You think one particular thing is silly in an entire thread started to be silly (and, uh,, it has VO in it...)

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