1466) You can check your age with the "Time Spent Playing VO" stat
1467) The devs add another (longer than 2-year) billing option just for you
1468) You've been waiting and waiting and waiting for this thread to hit a milestone, and yet you must accept one that no one will understand after the next reply (200th reply!)

1478) you once again point out the complete illiteracy of VO pilots as numbering does not seem to be very easily done even on forums where the numbers are posted before your eyes

/me smacks Smittens, and clay for their follies!

Its not my fault! I just looked at Clay's post!

1479) when you actuly remeber this thing starting...
1479) when you remeber the first one starting......

1481) you started this thing ;p

1482) You look out your window and see a kid shaking a basketball hoop far off, then you try to use the mousewheel zoom bind to see what the kid is up to.

1843) You finally realize that Dr. Lector is just misunderstood.

1484) you mses up the wdors and nmerbus in sncetenes

UC, VO isn't upside down anymore.

1485) you start making your own chocolates and selling them as Sedina, Divinia etc chocolates

1486) You've logged over a year of ingame time into Vendetta (I'm almost there!)

1487) you have over two accound and 8 chars you play on regularly.

1488) you try to draw constellations with the background stars.

1489) Whenever you hear about network issues you think about dumptrucks

1490) You start signing cheques as " Ecka Estenk " ....

1491) and your bank honours the cheque ...

1492) Eize sailed the spacelanes too?
1493) You wish your car had lateral thrusters, and neuts.

EZR

1494) You arrange for your consciousness to be permanently uploaded to the VO server

1495) You've been here so long, you look back at the first post, and realize you posted the 240th reason in this 5 year old thread.
1496) You realize that the universe was incredibly unsophisticated
1497) You were around when VO was still affectionately "Space Quake"
1498) You played CTF with the people that authored the first 1000 reasons
1499) They killed you
1500) You miss them terribly
1501) You'd give your joystick for Phoenix to come kill you in his tri-flare Valk just once more.
1502) You remember Engine & Battery configurations
1503) When you came here you thought LUA was a Hawaiian mixed drink.
1503b) You now handle lua fluently.
1504) You remember the infamous pizza party picture of the Developers.
1505) You have had a longer relationship with VO than any human or animal (save your parents).

1506) you have dreams about creating swarm art.

1507) When shopping in a supermarket you pretend your trolley is a moth
1507a) You try docking with the checkout at full turbo
1507b) You dock perfectly
1508) You keep some rum around to save having to ropleplay a drunk pirate.
1509) When trying to get to sleep you prospect roids.
1509a) When you wake up excited in the middle of the night because you just prospected an entirely new kind of rare ore.