1026) You are the leader of an elite squad of lemmings out to destroy cable lines, known as 'operation: squirrel'
1026a) you think that was related to vendetta

1027) You make a "Soon" gif that fits with the site design
1027b) a1k0n actually puts it on the site


By the way... Does one have to fit them ALL to be an addict?

1028) Your conversation at school lunch revolves mainly around Vendetta and the sick cheese sandwiches.

1029) Your friends at lunch also have Vendetta and are better at you. Crap and darn.

1030) You've been invited to do stuff.

In case anyone saw this in the 5 seconds before I edited it, I just changed the wording.

1031) You have carefully thought about it and decided that you will pay the fee once the game is complete. w00t!! Go devs! Thanks for the great game.

1032) You carefully combed through the top 1002 to find the 4 or 5 you posted before. Then you changed your mind about what you wrote. You like the game and log 5 to 6 hours daily on weekends. That's the edit for my #669 reason.

1033) You look at the clock, and tell your girlfriend (boyfriend) that you'll have to call them back because of "important things that need immediate attention. It's better if you don't ask.", when really all it is is that you promised some people you'd help them cap....

1034) when you actually have a timetable for caps

1035) you actually have a timetable for cap defense.
1036) you have a timetable for Vendetta...Vendetta/sleep/work/eat...in that order.

WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL DOING THIS?!

...because it rocks?

-rc

1037) you think that the next person who asks: "WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL DOING THIS?!" should be beaten with a lemming and have an avalon (nuke for all those who are not addicts... and who just love that word) shoved up their butts while mines are repeatedly lagging them, and Icarus shooting an unlimited amount of flares at them

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL DOING THIS!?
lol
but really why do you guys like this so much it is SOOO STUPID

1038) you get mad when people who obviously aren't addicts (timmy) call the game stupid.

1039) you know the birthday of dev 1 (Waylon) and say that another dev 2 (incarnate) told you that it was dev 1's birthday
1039a) ... you understood just what the hell i said in 1039

no i am saying the thread is stupid but also 1039a got me

1040) things that have nothing to do with the game make you think of vendetta.. /me sees a rabbit.. mmmm vendetta....

timmy: It's what's generally refered to as "fun"... something to do with your spare time... like for instance... playing vendetta! Which I don't do anymore, but that's besides the point. I really dont understand why you feel the need to bash something that you couldn't in a million years accomplish :)

-outrider

1041) you wonder just exactly how many people are on a Vendetta Strike till the nukes are returned

1042) You nearly singlehandedly cause an impending reset

:-D

1043) You did cause an impending reset.

1044) The first thing you do on a new computer or a friend's computer is to test is Vendettaness Compatibility
1045) It fails and you nearly go on a murderous rampage
1046) Your Girl, ROTC, and Vendetta (in that order) are all that you care about in the world (please note my Girl is also in ROTC so, "Your girl before your boys!")
1047) You bothered to read 1046 and understood it
1048)You go on a vacation and end up spending 99.9% of your time working on Vendetta related tasks (9 hr flight from Anchorage, AK, to Kansas City, Kansas and I spent all of it working on SDF Reorg.)
1049) Some of the men that you consider your best friends you only know from ingame
1050) You've bought a piece of property via Vendetta (i haven't done this but I think it'd be rather funny)

1051) you've purchased something from someone on vendetta (a RL object) with credits and paid the shipping and handling charge with more credits (ebay style... with credits!)
1052) you haven't done #1051 but you think it's a perfectly logical idea.