it can be about anything and can go anywhere you want. Please keep individual additions to one sentence or less. The first sentence is as follows.

Entering the room i felt an aura of evil...

...so evil I could smell lemon...

...or at least a vague copy of the Question thread...

...but nonetheless people posted to it...

... in the hope that it would be somewhat less random & nonsensical than the Question thread.

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/me reads what's here so far. Nope, not any less nonsensical. Roguelazer, you ruined it.

If it could possibly be better than the Question thread and its many reincarnations (which is impossible btw)...

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no he didn't ruin it. He pointed out a perfectly obvious fact.

. . . the sheer mass of awesomeness would create a rift in the space time continuum.

I pondered this for a moment and then pressed on, determined to discover the source of these malevolent citrus emmanations.

I decided to search in the basement, to which the stairs have gone, a long with the lights.

As I placed my foot upon the top step, I remembered...

...I left my cheese grater in the oven...

...and realized that I'd stepped on a rusty tack...

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That's the story of my Tuesday morning, by the way

The silver-cloud-lining of the rusty tack was that I could arm my self with it, and thus did not need to return to the kitchen to retrieve my cheese grater. And so I continued on...

...only to find the basement flooded in 3 inches of...

...soap suds from last nights laundry...

Unfortunately, all the clothes were...

...covered in a gooey green mucus...

which spontaneously combusted.

The citrus odor from the mucus smoke overpowered my senses...

and i stumbled over to the...