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He went...
...down the street while...
...the dog...
...on my neighbors roof...
happily barked the tune to "big rock candy mountain".
Then feel off the roof into.....
... a big bowl of rock candy.
He then promptly stood up, and said to no one in particular...
...got a light?
NO I DON'T HAVE A LIGHT! WHAT'S YOUR FRICKIN' PROBLEM, YOU THINK I GOT A LIGHT? LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR! I DON'T HAVE A LIGHT!!!
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wow. that was beautiful.
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wow. that was beautiful.
said the obviously distressed horse, to again, no one in particular.
All the while the Zombie kept walking down the street towards...
…the nearest Starbucks.
...Suddenly, the Zombie...
...tripped over an old Vynil Record of Lenoard Nemoy's from 1971...
...and it suddenly changed to "A Night At The Opera" by Queen, and started playing "Bohemian Rhapsody," therefore causing the Zombie to lose 15 IQ points...
...fall over drooling, and wail...
...ing, "Why!! WHY!!!!!"
...To which the dog answered...
"Hi. My name is Brian. Can I have a margarita? Peter's kind of drunk."