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Jun 22, 2005 who? me? link
He went...
Jun 22, 2005 VincentV link
...down the street while...
Jun 22, 2005 smittens link
...the dog...
Jun 23, 2005 VincentV link
...on my neighbors roof...
Jun 23, 2005 who? me? link
happily barked the tune to "big rock candy mountain".
Jun 23, 2005 macguy link
Then feel off the roof into.....
Jun 23, 2005 Beolach link
... a big bowl of rock candy.
Jun 23, 2005 who? me? link
He then promptly stood up, and said to no one in particular...
Jun 23, 2005 VincentV link
...got a light?
Jun 23, 2005 danielky link
NO I DON'T HAVE A LIGHT! WHAT'S YOUR FRICKIN' PROBLEM, YOU THINK I GOT A LIGHT? LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR! I DON'T HAVE A LIGHT!!!

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wow. that was beautiful.
Jun 23, 2005 who? me? link
said the obviously distressed horse, to again, no one in particular.
Jun 23, 2005 VincentV link
All the while the Zombie kept walking down the street towards...
Jun 23, 2005 Seraph link
…the nearest Starbucks.
Jun 24, 2005 VincentV link
...Suddenly, the Zombie...
Jun 24, 2005 SCAR Bank link
...tripped over an old Vynil Record of Lenoard Nemoy's from 1971...
Jun 25, 2005 danielky link
...and it suddenly changed to "A Night At The Opera" by Queen, and started playing "Bohemian Rhapsody," therefore causing the Zombie to lose 15 IQ points...
Jun 26, 2005 VincentV link
...fall over drooling, and wail...
Jun 26, 2005 who? me? link
...ing, "Why!! WHY!!!!!"
Jun 26, 2005 VincentV link
...To which the dog answered...
Jun 29, 2005 danielky link
"Hi. My name is Brian. Can I have a margarita? Peter's kind of drunk."