miniature giant space platypus!

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Speaking of Humpty Dumpty, I'm looking forward to this: http://www.nurserycrime.co.uk/index.html
Jasper Fforde is an incredibly hilarious author. Highly receommended. http://www.jasperfforde.com/nextbook.html

" I thought as I stood looking at the sorry piece of software.

"If it was Linux, that would have worked!"...

The platypus grimaced with it's flexible bill and promptly laid an egg, which...

was purple, and when I ate it...

...it spontaneously combusted in my stomach.

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Someone's gotta take over when UncleDave isn't posting...

Interestingly enough, I survived and went on to...

pen one of Shakespeare's sonnets and they say a thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters could do that.

Therefore, I have the ability to become a thousand kung-fu monkeys.

While hurling poop at observers ...

...I enjoyed picking my nose and imitating Dwight from "The Office"...

That's a great show to all who haven't seen it. Season Finale is Tuesday the 26th at 9:30 on NBC.

Muttering about a red stapler, I...

...shoved a lit firecracker into my brother's pants and pointed, laughing all the while...

...his face imploded just like a plastic mr. potatao heads if you did the same thing...

..and if Mr. Potato Head wore pants. I began searching...

...something, but i forgot what, so I kept searching...

and I found it! I marveled at its...

...prehensile...

...lip.

One time at band festival...

no, not camp, and that's a stupid line that I've heard way too many times from freshmen who think they're cool... die.