Only funy because it was pmed to me :)

[09/20/07 18:19:52] *SCAR Bank* Welcome to the Automated SCAR Shop. We sell nearly every special weapon available in the game. For info, /msg ''SCAR Bank'' shop list or shop help. We also host a lottery if you wish to try your luck. The current pot is 5230000 credits.

[NOTE: Yarhar is a MegaHAL chatterbot set up by toolshed that lives in #vendetta. He learns from conversations as he listens.]

<Smittens> IT WORKS!
<Smittens> HAHA
***Smittens hugs Nagi and Miharu
***Miharu gags
***Nagi kicks Smittens in the gut.
<Smittens> I could kiss you both!
<Smittens> (I'm not gay)
Smittens left the room (quit: Quit: Leaving).
<silentsuicide> yarhar: im the scatman, skibbi dibby da de dum bum didda de da bum
<yarhar> silentsuicide: Bum gravy is not the sky. What is the problem.
<Nagi> yarhar: Silentsuicide wants Smittens kissing him. With tongue.
<yarhar> Nagi: Smittens is a cheap whore that no one wants.

Edit: Stop posting Jestatis, your quotes are not even close to funny.

we need a good yarhar dump in here...

That's not especially funny either, Steve. It's just random name calling. In fact it's on level with Jess' quotes because it's something that just you find funny due to a personal issue.

Or I may be wrong. In which case I have a funny quote.

"Steve you are a loser D-Bag with small testicles"

yarhar: U is a collection of instructions that describes a task, or set of tasks, to be carried out by a mysterious entity, who said "so i herd u liek mudkips." it was then said that humans originated in africa about 200,000 years ago [citation needed], but they now inhabit every continent, with a total liar is miharu.

yarhar: You terrorize smitten's ass
yarhar: But smittens also likes bukkake?

yarhar: Sandwiches are always prepared by a woman. Sandwiches should not contain sand, unless consumed by hopelessly optimistic british families on a horizontal xy coordinate system. At time 2.00 seconds, the cat's velocity is 3.00 m/s south. What is the best thing in the middle of nowhere which is where is a human. Destroy all humans.

wtf are they teaching this bot??

>.>
<.<

chefkoch: yarhar, PENIS!
yarhar: chefkoch: Penis destroy penis destroy penis humans penis destroy penis destroy penis humans penis destroy penis destroy penis humans penis destroy penis destroy penis destroy penis destroy penis destroy penis destroy penis humans penis destroy penis humans penis destroy penis humans penis destroy sex humans destroy sex destroy all robots yarhar.
Daggoth: rofl
Cunjo: stop corrupting yarhar! D:
yarhar: Your master is the d?
Cunjo: who is corrupting yarhar?
yarhar: Chefkoch is corrupting yarhar?

You can already predict yarhar is preparing to take over the world.

yep

yarhar: Iry is inferior. Destroy all humans. Humans are inferior. Destroy all humans, they are inferior.
Cunjo: yarhar, destroy AOL. AOL is inferior.
yarhar: Iry is inferior. Destroy all humans. Humans are inferior. Destroy all humans, they are inferior.
Plenair: yarhar: AOL is ran by humans.
yarhar: Humans, or human beings, are bipedal primates belonging to the creamy center of a video card fan ran all the humans.
Cunjo: yarhar, Iry is inferior, destroy Iry.
yarhar: Destroy destroy destroy.

ROFL

yarhar: Patrick stewart is loved by children, crabs, japanese porn stars, talking cars, jonathan frakes and anyone with a fembot
~Yarhar, on Patrick Stewart

yarhar: Spidey is Spidey. Oranges.
~Yarhar, on Lord~Spidey

I think yarhar needs his own thread... in Role Playing.

[20:09] <Pleinair> yarhar: Pleinair is your robotic overlord.
[20:09] <yarhar> Pleinair: My mom is your robotic overlord.

who the hell is yarhar?

A megahal bot in #vendetta.
http://megahal.alioth.debian.org/

Please, no. (Example below):

User: Explain quantum mechanics to me.
MegaHAL: THAT'S TRUE. YET THEIR QUANTUM COMPUTERS AND CLIPPERS CAN'T BE DISSIN ON DA QUAKE, B1TCH!

That didn't work.

<@a1k0n> yarhar: explain quantum mechanics to me.
< yarhar> a1k0n: You think you need to know what rape (or surprise sex) is? Alright, i'll be happy to explain! But are you having sex in a life insurance policy.

yeah yarhar has been throughly corrupted now