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Petition to poke crippledpidgeon until he finishes the serco backstory

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Nov 04, 2005 who? me? link
does this have an eta yet? *poke*

if not can we read little snippets of it? *poke*
Nov 04, 2005 Spellcast link
ok, heres a very short snippet.

"once upon a time..."

oh wait wrong story...

no. there is no official ETA and no you cant read any snippets of it yet.

We were making good progress and then real life reared its ugly scaled head and snorted its perpetually bad morning breath on us. besides, anything we finsih will be sent to the devs for review before any of you get to see it, so NYAHHHH.

*poke*

EDIT: actually who-me heres a snippet created just for you.

"the direct downfall of the diplomatic process between the Itani and the Serco immediately preceeding the colony wars can be traced to a reporter for the Terran Chronicle.. arguably the worst tabloid of the time. This reporter, known only to posterity by the name "why me?" is believed to be a distant ancestor of general galactic nuisance "who? me?".
'Why me?' published an article that blatantly ignored all the forensic evidence of the time and accused the serco military of attempting to assasinate the Itani leader, Akan, even tho there were several certified recordings of Akan's own bodygaurds planting the devices.
At that time the Itani and neutral domes had no reliable and easy means of checking facts, unlike the serco who were all neurally linked into the national data nets. Due to the popularity of the publication in question with the intellectually challenged members of the unlinked groups, public opinion quickly grew to support itani aggression...."
Nov 04, 2005 who? me? link
*poke*

did someone say run-on sentence?
Nov 04, 2005 CrippledPidgeon link
hmm.... Your last sentence is quite a mouthful, Spellcast.
Nov 04, 2005 Spellcast link
yeesh, i scratch something together in 3 minutes and all i get is criticizim over the last sentence.

:P

there is that better.
Nov 04, 2005 who? me? link
hehe "why me?" is so much a better name than who me?

haha so ironic :D

oh and *poke*
Nov 04, 2005 Cunjo link
*samo-ram POKE*
Nov 04, 2005 vIsitor link
"who? me?" (huh•u m•ee), n.
See also: moron, theif, village idiot, Galactic Scourge, *poke*

1) Serco pilot repsonsible for a major snafu early in the Neural Spike Implant Affair. After hoarding the spike itself for a few days, he traded to priceless gadget to Jex Kerome's then-employee, Joyce Sanders, for a mere 15 million standard galactic credits. This act not only delayed its arrival at its final destination, but greatly incrreased its price tag as well.

2) Supposed anscestor of infamous news reported "why me?".

3) Second or Arolte, the Known Galaxy's most wanted.

*poke*
Nov 05, 2005 who? me? link
i am confused of definition 3?

can you explain it more precisely?

*poke*
Nov 05, 2005 Spellcast link
i think he meant
-second only to arolte on the most wanted list for the known galaxy.

*poke*
Nov 07, 2005 CrippledPidgeon link
unless second is arolte's alt or something.

*poke*
Nov 07, 2005 Black Omega link
STOP posting CP and get writing.

Oh and

*poke*
Nov 07, 2005 who? me? link
keep posting and *poking* and writing CP

*poke*
Nov 08, 2005 LeberMac link
Um, everyone shaddup and continue to *poke* crip.

*poke*
Nov 09, 2005 Cunjo link
*poke*
Nov 09, 2005 LeberMac link
*poke*
Nov 09, 2005 Will Roberts link
*POKE*
Nov 10, 2005 jexkerome link
*peek*

I mean, *poke*

(bonus points to whomever catches that old, old reference)
Nov 10, 2005 Cunjo link
been caught already jex, look back a few pages

*poke*
Nov 10, 2005 LeberMac link
C-64 haxxors!

*POKE*