<Mecha> silent you are not living with me or near me
<silentsuicide> visit?
<Mecha> you will not visit me
<Mecha> i will get a court order
<silentsuicide> well until then too bad
<Mecha> i may also invest in a shotgun and a large dog
<Mecha> then train the large dog to throw the shotgun at you
<silentsuicide> ill invest in a bullet proof popemobile that fires bacon at the dog
<Mecha> i'll incite a jewish and protestant riot
<silentsuicide> shit....
<silentsuicide> ill wait till we're old men and religion has become the minority and then ill personal space rape you
<Mecha> I'll live on amrs by then!
<Mecha> mars even
<silentsuicide> ill send one of my clones
<Mecha> i'll total recall him
<Mecha> send him back to kill you
<silentsuicide> shit

<Mecha> i may also invest in a shotgun and a large dog
<Mecha> then train the large dog to throw the shotgun at you

Isn't this how police in the UK catch criminals?

[1] <dirtygod69> how are you face?
[1] <Faceof> Hmm.....
[100] <Alura> i guess "Hey you, with the face" has different meaning in VO

*Slightly edited for staying on topic.

Also I might be the one who actually finds this funny. Heh.

For spidey.

[1] <dirtygod69> anyone feel like delivering some product to me?
[1] <Kopia Onol> condoms?
[1] <dirtygod69> 1 dye and 2 simple plastic
[1] <brobostigon> flourescent condoms?
[1] <dirtygod69> okay fine, maybe a couple boxes of black light condoms too

*Slightly edited for relevance.

http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/3/27933

Conflict Diamond's response.

*** Ancient Panther destroyed THE PREACHER.. ***
[sector] <Kopia Onol> LOL
[1] <THE PREACHER..> i won any way
[1] <THE PREACHER..> whay did u interapt
*** Ancient Panther destroyed Kopia Onol ***
[1] <Kopia Onol> no you did not win
[100] <Ancient Panther> "THE PREACHER..", because you interrupted one of my fights :)
[1] <Kopia Onol> I won by default
[1] <THE PREACHER..> i won man had more energy
[100] <Ancient Panther> I told you it was not a good idea
[1] <Kopia Onol> you had less health thn me
[100] <Ancient Panther> yeah, kopia won
[1] <THE PREACHER..> no sory
[1] <Kopia Onol> dude
[1] <Kopia Onol> you=10%
[1] <Kopia Onol> me=28%
[1] <Kopia Onol> get it?
[100] <Ancient Panther> He's not in his right mind, Kopia, don't worry aha
[1] <THE PREACHER..> i won becuse ur fraind hellped u end of stotry
[100] <Ancient Panther> LOL FRIEND
[1] <THE PREACHER..> story
[100] <Kopia Onol> HAHAHAHAHA
[100] <Kopia Onol> "FRIEND"
[100] <Faille Corvelle> hate to tell you this Preacher, but Kopia and AP are enemies
[1] <THE PREACHER..> what ever
[1] <Kopia Onol> even if he did kill you, I win by default
[100] <Ancient Panther> oh I nearly peed myself

[100] <Omwyfiz> tab autocomplete is (most of the time) your friend!
[100] <Kopia Onol> define "most"
[100] <Omwyfiz> when it doesnt say Faceof after you say thanks
[100] <Ancient Panther> except when i try to invite Harpo to a group, and end up inviting Harkin
[100] <Kopia Onol> LOL
[100] <Omwyfiz> hahahahaha
[100] <Faille Corvelle> lmao over here...

Do that all the time^

<Zink> reaper online?
<ARF_01> no this is vendetta.
<Zink> not what i meant...

<vo2> [100] <Ancient Panther> I don't run

TRS, he runs and says he doesn't, we all know, but that is just flamebait. Now back on topic:

->Faille Corvelle: Pvp?
*Faille Corvelle* nah, hands fucked from teaching my boy
->Faille Corvelle: You don't realise how out of context that can be taken :P
*Faille Corvelle* Shush, it's been a long day :P

*Slightly edited for relavence.

Yes and now she knows exactly how out of context that can be taken :S

<vo2> [100] <Black Radar> Do what you want cos a warranty salesman is free
<vo2> [100] <Black Radar> you are a warranty salesman

<Faille Corvelle> holy snapping duckshit! Samo is over 4 times denser than the densest known element, Osmium
<Smokee McPot> lol
<Omega Lacrimosa> not as dense as west

Incarnate: It's not like I sit around saying "everyone wants new gameplay changes, but instead we'll take a beloved ship and totally change it and piss people off! MUAHAHAH." I also don't sit around sticking my hand into a blender.

http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/1/28018?page=4#339803

<greenwall> sector hopping is a part of VO, if you don't like it play another game
<Mecha> that's what i do, greenwall.
<greenwall> lol
<greenwall> what game?
<Mecha> well right now: college
<Mecha> and little of this or that in terms of games
<greenwall> i like the bonus levels that you access through meeting drunk girls at bars in that game, mecha
<greenwall> oh
<Mecha> Greenwall, I'm playing the engaged edition so that doesn't apply
<Mecha> and most of the girls there are spycho 18 year olds
<Mecha> psycho even
<greenwall> heh
<Mecha> girls should be institutionalized from 16 to 20
<Ishathis_Bessuni> So you give them a burner phone number and meet them at hotels.
<greenwall> yes, in my bedroom
<Mecha> and longer if needed
<Ishathis_Bessuni> Wait... no, that's horrible.
<greenwall> er, 18-20 year olds
<Mecha> ...

Can't fool classibot

00:56 <@vo2> [100] <Stormchasyr> classibot who is Stormchasyr?
00:56 <@vo2> [100] <IRCclassibot> Stormchasyr: Game over. Insert bitcoin to continue.
00:57 <@vo2> [100] <Stormchasyr> Classibot I inserted the bitcoin
00:57 <@vo2> [100] <IRCclassibot> Stormchasyr: I don't know about that.
00:57 <@vo2> [100] <Stormchasyr> Classibot I guaruntee you I just inserted the bitcoin
00:57 <@vo2> [100] <IRCclassibot> Stormchasyr: BEEEEEEP

[11/26/13 17:03:46] [100] <momerath42> anything at all in the whole game you feel like testing could turn out to be the thing i broke and havent noticed yet
[11/26/13 17:06:20] [100] <ARF> well, the wg plugin doesn't appear to work anymore, but that's not *your* problem.
[11/26/13 17:06:26] [100] <momerath42> it overrides the lua code
[11/26/13 17:06:31] [100] <ARF> heh
[11/26/13 17:06:32] [100] <Nahin Lor> works for me
[11/26/13 17:06:44] [100] <Espionage> mines in h2
[11/26/13 17:07:00] [100] <Espionage> feel free to die gratuitously
[11/26/13 17:07:02] [100] <ARF> persistent mines: apply directly to the face
[11/26/13 17:07:13] [100] <Espionage> i found a bug though momerath
[11/26/13 17:07:21] [100] <momerath42> actually i found a bug in my brain
[11/26/13 17:07:27] [100] <momerath42> we're not running the latest code
[11/26/13 17:07:31] [100] <ARF> lol
[11/26/13 17:07:31] [100] <Nahin Lor> lol

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<vo2> [100] <Ghost Leader Squadron> wim =what i miss
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<vo2> [100] <Ghost Leader Squadron> HK
<vo2> [100] <Ghost Leader Squadron> ???
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