I thought that was Andy. :p

EDIT: And it seems someone deleted their post, hmm. <.<

Well I thought it was funny, however almost spidey-like inappropriate so I removed it. Must I add I was pretty inebriated at the time.

"mod or dev can you please band ryan from this forum. look at thing he says. any other forum he would be banned already."
DE-A

I am honored to be finally placed on the list of greats that some dolt has asked to be banned!
/me bows.

16:44 Nahin !all dem textures
16:44 vo2 [100] <Snk> There's a canyon on this planet
16:44 vo2 [100] <Snk> Shaped like a giant cock
16:45 vo2 [100] <Conflict Diamond> peytros slammed into it. made an impression.

-draugbot/#itan- > Roguelazer logged on.
<draugbot> (guild) [Latos] <Snk> Why hello Rogue
<draugbot> (guild) [Latos] <Snk> Are you new here?
<draugbot> (guild) [Divinia] <Roguelazer> sure
-draugbot/#itan- > Roguelazer logged off.

15:44 vo2 [100] <Drekon2000> what is a sheild turret
15:45 vo2 [100] <Drekon2000> shield
15:45 vo2 [100] <Drekon2000> turret
15:45 vo2 [100] <IRCRin Ganborro> a turret that shoots shields at people
15:45 vo2 [100] <Drekon2000> whats point in that
15:45 vo2 [1] <Sieger> Granting safety peace and love
15:46 vo2 [100] <IRCRin Ganborro> It's like if you're a medieval dude, right? And some archer punk is shooting at you. So instead of wearing your shield, you throw the shield at him so that it deflects the arrow before it gets anywhere near you.

17:24 draugbot (guild) [Latos] <spidey> hey does this thing dispense drinks?
17:24 draugbot (guild) [Latos] <ARF_01> yep
17:24 draugbot (guild) [Latos] <spidey> cool what do you have on tap?
17:25 draugbot (guild) [Latos] <spidey> hmmm lets see
17:25 draugbot (guild) [Latos] spidey plays with all the handles
17:25 draugbot (guild) [Latos] <ARF_01> Kostritzer, Stella, and Franziskaner today.
17:25 draugbot (guild) [Latos] <spidey> hmmm that last one sounds interesting
17:26 draugbot (guild) [Latos] <spidey> pilsner, wiessebeer, lager?
17:26 draugbot (guild) [Latos] <ARF_01> Franziskaner is a wiesse
17:26 draugbot (guild) [Latos] <spidey> actually do you have some high specific gravity malt liquor
17:26 draugbot (guild) [Latos] <spidey> i have this empty bottle and paper bag
17:26 draugbot (guild) [Latos] <ARF_01> There's cans of Steel Reserve in the engine room.
17:26 draugbot (guild) [Latos] <ARF_01> under the coolant refrigeration tanks
17:27 draugbot (guild) [Latos] <spidey> Ohh yeah i forgot that shit there when i was refilling the cooling system with petaerythriol glycolate...
17:27 draugbot (guild) [Latos] <spidey> also that explains why i blacked out
17:27 draugbot (guild) [Latos] <ARF_01> ewww
17:27 draugbot (guild) [Latos] <spidey> musta mixed up the bottles
17:28 draugbot (guild) [Latos] <spidey> I wondered why it had more kick than usual
17:28 draugbot (guild) [Latos] <spidey> also tasted a bit better than usual
17:28 draugbot (guild) [Latos] <ARF_01> lol

Pretty much everything in this thread is good...

http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/15/18879

haha I love "Dr. Lecters flight log"

If I could add a few of the "Shortest books in VO" they would be:

Dealing with Bi-polar disorder by Westacular
Standing your Ground: A guide by Ancient Panther
The idiot's guide to a colourful personality by tsreknor
The value of modesty by slime
The adventures of Captain Psychology by Nahin Lor
The idiot's guide to weapon diversity by Rin Ganborro
How to win friends and influence people by Greenwall
A guide to high English by Ecka Estenk

Lol TRS

How to Captain a Trident: Espionage's guide to successful trident combat.

I read that one. It goes something like this:
Chapter One: /logoff
Chapter Two: Gloat about it on IRC.

Staying relevant in the modern world; An epoch by Abortretryfail and Nahin Lor

I think I wrote one of those too but I forgot what it was about.

Why drugs bring down society: A treatise on drugs and their affect on society by Spidey

Dating in an Online World: A guide by Espionage and Lisa201

<vo2> [1] <Faceof> better to advertise the broadcast to 100?

<vo2> [1] <Faceof> http://grooveshark.com/#!/mruni/broadcast

How to [edit] About People Using Your Invention by abortretryfail

[Mon Aug 5 23:17:00 2013] [100] <Kopia Onol> That was under detonation range again
[Mon Aug 5 23:17:01 2013] [100] <Kopia Onol> hax!
[Mon Aug 5 23:17:06 2013] [100] <Ancient Panther> LOL
[Mon Aug 5 23:17:12 2013] [100] <Ancient Panther> it was like 300m away
[Mon Aug 5 23:17:15 2013] [100] <Ancient Panther> you newb
[Mon Aug 5 23:17:44 2013] [100] <Kopia Onol> Detonation Proximity
[Mon Aug 5 23:17:46 2013] [100] <Kopia Onol> sorry
[Mon Aug 5 23:18:17 2013] [100] <Ancient Panther> DUDE I HAVE ESPIONAGE PLAYING AVRIL LAVIGNE IN MY EAR
[Mon Aug 5 23:18:24 2013] [100] <Kopia Onol> lol
[Mon Aug 5 23:18:31 2013] [100] <Ancient Panther> I CANNOT CONCENTRATE
[Mon Aug 5 23:18:47 2013] [100] <Ancient Panther> and then he was playing Espionage by Green Day, which is a godawful song
[Mon Aug 5 23:18:53 2013] (guild) [Latos B-11] IRC_ [irc] <ARF> haha
[Mon Aug 5 23:18:58 2013] [100] <Kopia Onol> LOL
[Mon Aug 5 23:19:04 2013] [100] <Helena> I knew Espi was evil but didn't realise he was that evil (or lived with you)
[Mon Aug 5 23:19:10 2013] [100] <Ancient Panther> ahahah
[Mon Aug 5 23:19:16 2013] [100] IRC_ <ARF_01> wtf is this psychological warfare bullshit? :P