My lawyer was one of HST's legal team.

Oh, there have got to be some amazing war stories there.

<vo2> [100] <draugath> he's on Android.
<vo2> [100] <IRCclassibot> draugath: For improved controls on Android, look up the DroidButtons plugin.
<vo2> [100] <draugath> thanks, dumbass.

<vo2> [100] <Xihucoatl> if "Thorn Apple" was any kind of VPR he'd be up here protecting the innocent from being sacrificed to appease my wrath
<vo2> [100] <Thorn Apple> night VO

<3 classibot

<vo2> [1] <Mrico> how do i get in a group
<vo2> [1] <IRCclassibot> Mrico: Ion storms can appear anywhere but capitol systems, stations and wormhole sectors. They will interrupt your jump and may contain hostile bots. They're more common in sectors with asteroids.

vo2> [1] <IRCEspionage> classibot how do I group
<vo2> [1] <IRCclassibot> Espionage: Private messages work like this: /msg "John Doe" So I heard you like noobot...

Classibot FAIL

Serco love vow mice binds

<BLABBO> (Serco) <Xihucoatl> dont believe him! he prgrammed it already... every button you push is gonna send I love itan to /100
<Optimates> I could do that it has built in memory
<BLABBO> (Serco) <Xihucoatl> lol
<Espionage> hahahaha
<Optimates> ill bind the keys to send vows to alexissss
<Espionage> hahaha
<Optimates> oh alexiss, my heart beats for you like the pounding of a thousand Gatling turrets
<Espionage> hahahahahaha
<Espionage> oh optimates, you're such a romantic
<BLABBO> (Serco) <Xihucoatl> lol
<Optimates> my love reaches farther than the distance to chase down ancient panther
<BLABBO> (Serco) <Xihucoatl> ROFL
<Alexis> :D
<Optimates> I wish only for our nights to be filled with the same explosive energy that greets westacular everytime he runs away from an scp
<Espionage> hahahah
<BLABBO> (Serco) <Xihucoatl> LOL
<Optimates> and our days to linger with a sense of neverending peace like two tgft tridents in an empty sector

I thought Espionage already has Alexisss

14:29 vo2 [100] <Ishathis Bessuni> I'm sorry sir. I shot your ship until it exploded. Not being a mugger helps with that.

20:53 <Nahin> one life adds tension
20:53 <slime> yolo, as they say
20:53 draugath knifes slime in the kidney.
20:53 slime loses some slime
20:53 *** slime was kicked by Ishathis_Bessuni (yolo)

[100] <NIBIruTitan116> hey guys what does gf mean
[100] <IRCclassibot> NIBIruTitan116: "gf" means "good fight". It's a gesture of respect to an honorable or skilled opponent.
[100] <NIBIruTitan116> good god how did you type that fast

Ok, that one made me snort malbec out my nose and all over my office.

heh

15:26 vo2 [100] <Namrokae> Raybondo sounds like a horrible bono cover band or impersonator

<vo2> [100] <Dirty 'oRe> did you join the alt guild milky?
<Milky> !huh?
<vo2> [100] <Dirty 'oRe> pretty straight forward question.
<vo2> [100] <Dirty 'oRe> alt guild did you join?
<Milky> !nothing about you is straight
<Milky> !no i didnt im Itan
<vo2> [100] <Dirty 'oRe> guess your milk is spoiled
<vo2> [100] <Dirty 'oRe> oh so just a shill
<vo2> [100] <Dirty 'oRe> got it
<Milky> !i dont know what a shill is
<vo2> [100] <Dirty 'oRe> clearly.
<Milky> !cool
<Milky> !good talk
<Milky> !maybe we can do this again sometime
<vo2> [100] <Dirty 'oRe> that'd be great
<Milky> !sweet
<vo2> [100] <Natidog> I'm tingly just reading it

Is this going to get censored? It contains a "dirty word".... :P

[Sat May 25 01:15:14 2013] [100] <Helena> QUICK! Everyone shoot Faille while he can't shoot back
[Sat May 25 01:15:23 2013] [100] <Especially> she
[Sat May 25 01:15:24 2013] [100] <Faille Corvelle> he?
[Sat May 25 01:15:31 2013] [100] <Helena> Oh.... sorry
[Sat May 25 01:15:41 2013] [100] <Faille Corvelle> np
[Sat May 25 01:15:44 2013] [100] <Alexisss> it's okay faille
[Sat May 25 01:15:46 2013] [100] <Alexisss> we all know...
[Sat May 25 01:15:57 2013] [100] Faille Corvelle lols
[Sat May 25 01:15:58 2013] [100] <Helena> I can't what sex you are while you're wearing that ship
[Sat May 25 01:16:13 2013] [100] <Helena> Grrr ... tell
[Sat May 25 01:16:17 2013] [100] <Velociraptor Cuddles> i want a shirt that says that now helena

And the Bad Ass Freaky Talking Award goes to...

[Sat May 25 01:29:44 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> SpyGuy
[Sat May 25 01:29:50 2013] [100] IRC_ <Espionage> wat
[Sat May 25 01:30:29 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> Did I tell you the story of the chubby girl that fell in love with me, that I accidentally chatted up before I left for NZ? I can't remember
[Sat May 25 01:30:43 2013] [100] IRC_ <Espionage> hahaha
[Sat May 25 01:30:47 2013] [100] IRC_ <Espionage> how chubby
[Sat May 25 01:31:04 2013] [100] IRC_ <Espionage> some are worth your time, you first question should be "do you like jogging?"
[...]
[Sat May 25 01:31:40 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> Well anyway that's the story in a nutshell... I finally decided to show some guts and be honest and tell her it won't work out, felt terrible until Mel talked
[Sat May 25 01:31:45 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> me out of feeling terrible
[Sat May 25 01:31:50 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> The point is
[Sat May 25 01:32:16 2013] [100] IRC_ <Espionage> At any point did you indicate is was due to her weight
[Sat May 25 01:32:22 2013] [100] IRC_ <Espionage> I dont understand how people manage to gain weight
[Sat May 25 01:32:35 2013] [100] <Helena> It's simple Esp, it's called FOOD
[Sat May 25 01:32:43 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> I haven't talked/chatted to her in months. Now she randomly, out of the blue sent me a series of facial shots during masturbation
[Sat May 25 01:32:45 2013] [100] <Faille Corvelle> or PCOS
[Sat May 25 01:32:53 2013] [100] <Bufford> some times its genetic
[Sat May 25 01:32:57 2013] [100] <Family Galactic Travel> Family Galactic Travel offers many affordable services. Fly Safe. Fly Warrantied.
[Sat May 25 01:33:08 2013] [100] IRC_ <Espionage> Bad eating habits are genetic
[Sat May 25 01:33:10 2013] [100] IRC_ <Espionage> sure
[Sat May 25 01:33:11 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> Of course I didn't mention her weight, and that was not the main factor. She's not fat either.
[Sat May 25 01:33:27 2013] [100] IRC_ <Espionage> oh okay, so chubby is the identifier
[Sat May 25 01:33:28 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> You idiots just ruined the punchline! :D
[Sat May 25 01:33:39 2013] [100] IRC_ <Espionage> well if you aren't discriminating on weight thats fine
[Sat May 25 01:33:45 2013] [100] <Helena> Family Galactic Travel has no sense of humour and don't stick to the topic of conversation
[Sat May 25 01:33:58 2013] [100] IRC_ <Espionage> It really depends on the girl wrt weight
[Sat May 25 01:34:00 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> I repeat.
[Sat May 25 01:34:04 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> I haven't talked/chatted to her in months. Now she randomly, out of the blue sent me a series of facial shots during masturbation
[Sat May 25 01:34:26 2013] [100] <Faille Corvelle> did you stop masturbating to look?
[Sat May 25 01:34:30 2013] [100] IRC_ <Espionage> why would she send that
[Sat May 25 01:34:32 2013] [100] IRC_ <Espionage> hahahahahahaha
[Sat May 25 01:34:35 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> LOL FAILLE
[Sat May 25 01:34:37 2013] [100] IRC_ <Espionage> faille
[Sat May 25 01:34:39 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> ahahahahahaa
[Sat May 25 01:34:42 2013] [100] IRC_ <Espionage> Bahahaha
[Sat May 25 01:34:52 2013] [100] IRC_ <Espionage> i JUST FACEDESKED
[Sat May 25 01:34:53 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> omg
[Sat May 25 01:34:55 2013] [100] Helena giggles loud enough to wake her cats
[Sat May 25 01:34:59 2013] [100] IRC_ <Espionage> LAUGHINGA T THAT
[Sat May 25 01:35:00 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> brilllllllllllliant
[Sat May 25 01:35:02 2013] [100] IRC_ <Espionage> ahahahaha
[Sat May 25 01:35:10 2013] [100] Faille Corvelle curtsies
[Sat May 25 01:35:10 2013] [100] IRC_ <Espionage> I have to post that
[Sat May 25 01:35:17 2013] [100] IRC_ <Espionage> but i know that facistlight will sensor it
[Sat May 25 01:35:19 2013] [100] IRC_ <Espionage> censor
[Sat May 25 01:35:21 2013] [100] IRC_ <Espionage> ahahahahahaha
[Sat May 25 01:35:25 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> Tell me about it, I'm staying in a backpackers' with walls of paper
[Sat May 25 01:35:25 2013] [100] <Faille Corvelle> I'm here all week, try the veal

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[Sat May 25 01:43:06 2013] [100] <Velociraptor Cuddles> so i just reread the convo, and faille deserbes a Tony award.
[Sat May 25 01:44:09 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> Velociraptor: BAFTA, I'd say
[Sat May 25 01:44:25 2013] [100] <Velociraptor Cuddles> i bow to your superior judgment

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[Sat May 25 01:53:16 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> Last year I finally managed to grow a pair and get out there
[Sat May 25 01:53:31 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> Sometimes more successful that other times
[Sat May 25 01:53:56 2013] [100] <Helena> Could you grow a pear, I'm hungry
[Sat May 25 01:54:03 2013] [100] <Cpt. Jacob K Mcgrath> lol
[Sat May 25 01:54:35 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> Helena: I'm out of the apple orchard and into the onion packhouse, apologies
[Sat May 25 01:55:10 2013] [100] <Faille Corvelle> Andy: Way to make it sound like you're stating your gender preference!
[Sat May 25 01:55:21 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> LOL
[Sat May 25 01:55:23 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> HAHAHAHA
[Sat May 25 01:55:26 2013] [100] Velociraptor Cuddles snorts into his beer
[Sat May 25 01:55:29 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> this is getting better and better

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[Sat May 25 01:58:37 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> That's the only point why I regret never having had an automatic... when she happens to have a desire to lean over... you know
[Sat May 25 01:58:49 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> Fuck my grammar this time of night
[Sat May 25 01:59:05 2013] [100] <Velociraptor Cuddles> when she wants you to crash the car because you can't focus?
[Sat May 25 02:01:01 2013] [100] IRC_ <ARF_01> Andy, you know you've got a real good one if she can do that *and* shift for you. ;)

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[Sat May 25 02:09:14 2013] [100] IRC_ <Espionage> I'm not a jerk or anything, i'm just a bit of a social engineer
[Sat May 25 02:10:09 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> I play the tough rock'n'roll arrogant mr.supercool, but I'm an incredible coward, narcicisst and nice guy. Muahaha.
[Sat May 25 02:10:15 2013] [100] <Helena> You can be both if you want Esp
[Sat May 25 02:10:41 2013] [100] IRC_ <Niki> i play andy's secret lover
[Sat May 25 02:10:51 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> Uh yeah
[Sat May 25 02:10:52 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> finally
[Sat May 25 02:10:53 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> !
[Sat May 25 02:11:07 2013] [100] IRC_ <Espionage> cowardly narcissist is a funny combo
[Sat May 25 02:11:14 2013] [100] <Helena> It doesn't seem to be a secret now
[Sat May 25 02:11:18 2013] [100] <Andy Spades> It's not that uncommon
[Sat May 25 02:11:24 2013] [100] <Velociraptor Cuddles> wait, andy has lovers who are a secret?

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Mai 25 02:25:05 <vo2> [100] <Velociraptor Cuddles> i love you guys, i came for the spaceships and stayed for the chat
Mai 25 02:25:22 <vo2> [100] <Faille Corvelle> yeah, VO has the bestest bhat
Mai 25 02:25:43 <vo2> [100] <Andy Spades> That is why I started the convo that won Faille two BAFTAs
Mai 25 02:26:00 <vo2> [100] <Faille Corvelle> BAFTA's?
Mai 25 02:26:20 <vo2> [100] <KatyaVasilyev> British Academy Film and Theatre Awards, I think?
Mai 25 02:26:26 <vo2> [100] <KatyaVasilyev> Just a guess.
Mai 25 02:26:27 <vo2> [100] <Andy Spades> British Academy for Film and television?
Mai 25 02:26:40 <vo2> [100] <Andy Spades> oh theatre that's right
Mai 25 02:26:45 <vo2> [100] <Faille Corvelle> oh, hehe
Mai 25 02:27:07 <vo2> [100] <Velociraptor Cuddles> nha, Bad Ass Freaky Talking Award
Mai 25 02:27:10 <vo2> [100] <Andy Spades> the highest quality awards for anything TV, Film or Comedy.
Mai 25 02:27:15 <vo2> [100] <Velociraptor Cuddles> what are you guys on about?
Mai 25 02:27:28 <vo2> [100] <Andy Spades> "Velociraptor Cuddles" I like that version as well.
Mai 25 02:27:37 <vo2> [100] <Velociraptor Cuddles> that's what faille won
Mai 25 02:28:13 <vo2> [100] Faille Corvelle wipes tear from eye... "So many people to thank..."

Heavily edited for your reading pleasure and Phaser's convenience.

<lord_spidey> a line can be considered a segment of a circle with an infinite diameter
<Niki> i should have recorded my scanner fest last night
<lord_spidey> that shit was fucking awful
<Espionage> party hard man
<Espionage> you scan those enemies, HARD
<Niki> oh yeah
<CrazySpence> lol
<Niki> too bad you can only use one scanner
<Niki> i want chainfired scanners
<Espionage> and you SCAN his ass
<Espionage> scan him again
<Espionage> keep scanning him
<Espionage> and be like
<Espionage> yo i'm scanning yo
<lord_spidey> actually if i could buy superlights widowmakers would be worth crafting
<lord_spidey> i would fly that shit all the time
<lord_spidey> and become even more annoying
<Espionage> lol
<lord_spidey> mwahhaha
<Niki> spence: yeah, arf, gatsby and me flew widowmaker+2x scanner valks last night
<Niki> it was glorious
<Espionage> lol
<Espionage> yeah its the most abusive shit
<lord_spidey> turned the serctor into a green laser rave.
<Espionage> haha
<ARF> abusive?
<Espionage> [insults ARF, removed because details irrelevant -AS]
<ARF> yeah it was fun
<lord_spidey> well its an abuse of a scanner
<ARF> scanner rave at Latos I-8
<ARF> They're for scanning shit.
<lord_spidey> they really need to remove that dumb animation
<ARF> sounds like proper use to me :)
<lord_spidey> well
<ARF> I like the animation :(
<lord_spidey> only if it shows up clientside
<ARF> noooo leave it alone
<ARF> shits fun
<lord_spidey> hell naw
<Espionage> it needs removal for shiz
<ARF> so do flare proms
<lord_spidey> no
<ARF> so kiss my ass
<lord_spidey> flares do
<Espionage> no they dont you [... -AS]
<ARF> ^
<lord_spidey> what?
<ARF> the scanners stay then
<Niki> haha
<lord_spidey> ok who's side am I on now?
<lord_spidey> what
<lord_spidey> well
<lord_spidey> imo
<lord_spidey> everything should be nerfed

Andy Spades defines 'unfunny quote.'

[100] <avaiz> hello? does anybody want talk with me
[100] <Rin Ganborro> Hi!
[100] <avaiz> hi
[100] <Rin Ganborro> Let me tell you about our lordess, the Random Number Goddess.
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