idols : idolatry

idolatry : dolt

dolt : Hitler

Hitler : Germany

Germany : beer

beer : free

free : spyware

spyware : Windows

Windows : (utter) Crap

Crap(s) : Gambling

gambling : windows-install
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you're infected before the install is complete.

Windows-install : carpenter

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If you're getting spyware, stay off the p0rn sites. Viruses? It's something you're doing wrong. Do not connect your computer to the net before you have installed a functional virus scanner. Common sense.

Windows is not spyware and does not come with viruses preinstalled. Now let's stop bashing Windows and get on with it.

carpenter : bees

bees : C's

C's : D flat

D Flat : C# (thats pronounced "sharp")

C#: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY and... Z now I know my abc's next time wont you sing with me

"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY and... Z now I know my abc's next time wont you sing with me" : zonked

zonked:wiped

wiped : brain