haha, amen to the last one!!!

platinum plate it, put a big system in it, and drive around singing along loudly: MAKE EM SAY UHH!!!!

rofl

Convert the tank to a spacecraft and insert it into VO

..I think that's been done already, ghostieboy; it's called the EC-89

:@

Isn't that the bus

Ask for valet parking in an underground parking lot where they use elevators to lower the cars into the parking level.

Hey Monk, long time no see. How're you doing?

Park the tank at the front in a drive in movie and sit on the turret. If its an action film you could add your own effects.

-same thing as ArAsH except play 'Bodies' instead.

-put the tank up on a pedistal and have a sign saying... 'if you'd like this raise your hand now'

... then blast everyone of em for thinking they'd get one (Survival of the fittest, i'm bigger than you!)

-turn it into a Transformer, walk up to Optimus Prime and make him into a toaster :D

Put a "Baby on Board" sticker at the back :p

Pull up alongside somebody who is playing their car stareo so loud that it rattles their car, then use the main gun to demonstrate what bass REALLY sounds like.

At stoplights, lean out and ask people in other cars if they have any Grey Poupon.

"At stoplights, lean out and ask people in other cars if they have any Grey Poupon."

We actually recieved a bottle that way while on a road trip once... too bad we weren't driving a tank at the time =P

Tosh - School could be better. But In general terms, just fine..

Nice to see the Vendetta Community is still living :)

Rotate the turret to point backward, drive to a tollbooth, attempt to pay in pennies, canadian nickels, and out of state checks. Make bets on how many cars need to be lined up behind you before somebody dares to honk.

Run amok in the city, crushing cars, until you get the tank stuck against a structure or other, and then the police come and shoot you dead.

Oh wait, it's been done already.

Hmmmm....

"Accdently" stop your tank on the trainrails and let the train meet your barrel :p

Take it to an Army vs. Navy football game

Drive it in a DMZ.

Ask the lady at the DMV what kind of tags are required for your Battle-Mech combo

Re-enact the death of the Dinosaurs

Show King Kong how climbing the Empire State Building should have been done