Could I park it with the business end of the main gun pointed at my neighbor's house? That would be neat.

Even better, install a motion detector that would automatically track onto any motion that came by. The tank's turret swivels to face any motion detected. Hee heeee.

Yes, owning a tank would be fun.

Park it in a no-parking zone, sit on top of it and ridicule the tow teams.

lol =D

Drive it to the house of Parliment and to Downing street too while moving the turret around

:p

Park it in a no-parking zone again and screech in horror as you see the wrecker approaching.

Bring it to a paintball game

Screw what Jesus would do.

Moses could part the traffic and move freely, leaving a trail of fire behind him. He's the ultimate bad ass.

But but... the burning bush... symbolizes Molotov cocktails o_o

Try and get the back to spin out when you reach the parking lot.

Weld a flagpole protruding from the barrel, with a "BANG" flag on the end, then drive it through the local circus.

Drive the tank up to the Whitehouse and knock on the door :p

Hahaha. Driving a tank in D.C. would get you several Hellfire missiles in the face quickly and aggressively.

Or down Downing Street.

Since we're dreaming here, what could you do if you procured a 50-ton BattleMech?

I'd use it to go shopping.

Climb Empire State with a helpless maid in my hand.

Hmm, in lieu of a tank, how about a Kuat AT-ST? >.>

If I had a 50-ton BattleMech, I would stage prolonged mock-battles with those giant inflatables that businesses put on their roofs to advertise sales events. There'd be endless martial-arts posturing and stilted japanenglish monologues.

I'd pay good money to see that, Whistler.

Me too

Not me. I'd wait for someone to videotape it and upload it to Youtube, and watch it for free.

Deer hunting in Kentucky, like everybody else.

Or we could use the tank to "dig" mines

with the cannon of course :p