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You might be a Vendetta addict if...

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Dec 16, 2003 roguelazer link
329) You made a Vendetta post in at least two Slashdot articles

329a) ...At least one of which got modded up...

329b) ...And had replies about Vendetta from some guy who has an office upstairs from Guild Software

330) You are trying to find a college within walking distance of Guild Software

330a) Preferably with the devs as Computer Science teachers
Dec 17, 2003 KAos_nyrb link
331) you write a three page long story in an english about how a tri-flare valk killed you
Dec 17, 2003 lunitary link
332) you can write a four page story about how to kill with a tri-flare valk in all meathods.
Dec 17, 2003 DR link
333) you've read the whole vendetta manual start to finish
334) you wrote part of the vendetta manual
335) you memorized all the prices and selling prices for all the widgets in all the sectors before the dyno eco was put into place
336) you think that it's possible to "guass ram" someone
337) your name has appeared more then 4 times here related to how someone could be an addict
338) you're in the top ten for pks
339) you're in the top ten for score
340) you're in the top five for deaths... :D
341) you have more then 2 characters and they all have money and a reputation
342) you have a vendetta wallpaper as your desktop background
343) you've designed and created a vendetta wallpaper
344) you've analysed (sp?) the music from vendetta and figured out it's structure (meter, tempo, chord progression, inversions, etc)
345) you have posted more then 10% of the reasons in this thread...
346) you keep watch of the numbers and you continue thinking up more whenever the number gets close to the multiples of 50 so you can steal roguelazers glory
347) you have all the stats of all the vendetta weapons/inventory memorized
348) you play the game in between updates even when everyone else is just waiting for the next one
349) you have tried to give up playing vendetta and came back
350) you bought a surround sound system just to see if you could get the bass from the boost to make your house shake
Dec 17, 2003 roguelazer link
351) You have the ability to /+Turbo -1 and steal back #350

352) You know what /+Turbo -1 did

353) You have been a ghost, several times

354) You have the ability to fly through solid rock

355) You're on the 5th page for ranknigs, but in the top 5 for deaths

356) You have two subwoofers and when boosting, your feet used to shake (before the new boost sound)

357) You can't remember your first post to this board anymore

358) You race with people for most number of posts

359) You used to do Vendetta Racing in 3.1.x

360) You remember when SF was blue, only blue and nothing but blue

361) You remember when FurBall was red

361a) And gold

362) You remember J_A_W and J.A.W.

363) You're running out of reasons for this thread
Dec 17, 2003 Forum Moderator link
364) You were asked to be the Guide

365) You were asked to be Forum Moderator
Dec 17, 2003 Pyro link
366) You wish you were a guide
366a) ... because you like helping newbies

367) You can name at least 2 defunct Vendetta "police" guilds off the top of your head
Dec 17, 2003 roguelazer link
368) You have tried /oper so many times it is reflextive now

369) You have... erm... "creatively viewed" the source code

370) You once had a thread of all the funny sayings in the source code

371) You are still working on your choice of image for the user-customizable livery (in FAQ)
Dec 17, 2003 Pyro link
372) You wonder how Rogue managed to get a copy of the source code
*cough cough* :P
Dec 17, 2003 asphyxia link
373) You were the first to write a vendetta bot.
374) You appreciate the significance of space cows.
375) You wish you could steal bot components, just to have blue ions ONCE more!
376) PIE and COOKIE mean something to you =)

asphy
Dec 17, 2003 Pyro link
377) You think keeping sector 9 has a pair of high-bounty bots
Dec 17, 2003 Phoenix_I link
378) You discovered the space cow and gave it the name "Space Cow"
379)You know another persons attack pattern by memory so you can tell if thier on a secret character.
Dec 17, 2003 Suicidal Lemming link
380) You think someone is a GM of oberin because of what he says in vendetta.
380 b) You get told repeatedly that the person has no clue what oberin is and still think he is a GM of it.
380 c) Your name is phoenix.
Dec 17, 2003 roguelazer link
381) You invented names for the planets

382) You tried to write a vendetta bot

382a) And tried again even after you failed miserably

383) You trained many of the people that call themselves "vets" now

384) You were trained by FiReMaGe, the vettiest of the vets

385) vendetta.guildsoftware.com is the most recent destination in all your browsers, including lynx.
Dec 17, 2003 HumpyThePenguin link
386) You know what mep is
386a) you use mep often
386b) you came up with mep
387) You've been an s7 turret
388) you've sat in 16 for hours on end just to watch the frigate blow up once more
389) you own a sector
389a) and it is an enemy homsector
389b) and you scoff at the silly defbots
390) you don't remember the misadventures of your first character's first days on Vendetta
391) you have switched teams to see what it was like
392) You have ever made a mine shower
392a) you nuked your mineshow
392b) you now what a nuke is
393) you spend over 14 hours a day online
394) you have discovered at least one major bug
395) you have exploited a major bug
395b) the server was recode because of it
396) you have ever gone past 1 million meters
397) you remember the valk with 18k health, and rails that took 10 energy
398) you have made at least one guild
399) you pray to *** so that Icarus won't blow you up the next day
400) you have had a reason number divisible by 50
Dec 17, 2003 Pyro link
401) You have ever gone so far that it kills the rounding and creates a nice big error log for a1k0n
401a) You do it over the course of 2 days, with Vendetta running nonstop, and your ship constantly turboing
Dec 17, 2003 DR link
402) you make up reasons that aren't really reasons so you can get a reason divisable by 50
Dec 18, 2003 roguelazer link
403) You have the only reason on this page divisible by 403.
Dec 18, 2003 Suicidal Lemming link
404) Error: Reason not found.
Dec 18, 2003 spectre_c_me link
405) when leaving vendetta you spend 20 minutes saying bye to people
406) you wake up and remember that s4 needed a bot cargo clean up
407) on the way to school people make jokes about you riding a bus and you reply: "just wait till you see my valk ramming rockets up you *Beep*
408) you carry the neccessary equipment to hook your laptop up to a phone jack so that you can play vendetta
you make reccomendations to cell phone sponserors to add a wireless internet connection
409) you live near a miliary bse and when a jet flys by you think "if i had a valk you wouldnt be there right now"
409a) ... vult instead
409b) ... EC-88
410) you train your dog to make money and get groceries while you play
411) you spend so much time on a laggy vendetta session that you walk away as fast as the slow motion scenes in the Matrix
412) in abc soup you can spell the name of ships, good weapons, and a battery/engine setup for each
413) in abc soup you can make the name of more than 5 vendetta chars that arent yours
414) you are mad at your parents that they grounded you for 2 days from the computer when you stayed up till 11 pm on a monday school night, when you have stayed up till 7 am during the summer and they just said: "just as long as you get some sleep"

-invisiblish one

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