537) You bumped the thread for no reason whatsoever.

538) You were glad to see the thread bumped.

539) you rush home everday to check for any hints on the future of vendetta

540) you make 540 because its just a weird number that is divisible by 4 5 3 1 6 and 9 lol
540a) your real reason you forgot, so you decided to make something up for later
540b) you remember your real reason you posted 540: you created a buisness involving Vendetta... you make your buisness available to involve player stats and give 1/2 to the serco nation so that they finally have a buisness

oi this thread is kinda old now isnt it?

541) You are now screaming "NO TRIGGER! You ruined then umbers thingy!!!"

542) you've called and emailed people non-stop in an attempt to save vendetta from dying out
543) you really have no clue what you would do with your spare time if the vendetta servers stopped running
544) you really have no clue what you would do with your not-spare time if the vendetta servers stopped running
545) you've created a "save vendetta" thread
546) you use your vendetta alias in every RPG you play
547) you've uninstalled all other games on your extremely old harddrive to make space for vendetta
548) you've burned copies of vendetta and sold them, soon afterwards donating the money to guildsoftware
549) even if the vendetta servers stop you'll still start the game and wait longingly at the "connecting" screen, hoping to connect
550) you just made up more reasons in a defunct thread simply to steal #550 from roguelazer :P
551) you thought up one more reason so edited what might be your last ever post to add it
552) you believe that you might actually be able to save vendetta

543) You know the name of waylon's computer.
544) Of the game server
545) Of the web server
546) of a1k0n's.
547) You know where the names were taken from religiously.

553) You remember when there were only THREE sectors and you still play
554) You remember when power-ups floated around in space - for free.
555) You think '555' is a cooler number to have than '550'
556) You remember when there was no upper limit to velocity.
557) You remember how, employing #556, it was possible to fly though asteroids unharmed.
557a) You remember the exact threshold where that would happen
558) You have ever warped into a 'roid for fun
558a) ... and taken screenshots
558b) ... in wireframe mode.

559. Your idea of "the good ole' days" is "one ship, one love"
560. When powerups were first added to float in space, you thought "Wow, powerups! What do they do?"
561. Trade? Whats this new addition? Where can I get some?

562) You don't know the adress of the official site because you're playing vendetta 24/7
563) You where taken to a hospital after staying awake 10 days trying to and get the #1 score.... by botting in a bus
564) During lunchbreak you whip out your laptop and play vendetta over your gprs modem
565) You play vendetta on your laptop while driving a car...
a) ...or a plane
b) ...or a space-shuttle
c) ...or a frigate
566) If you hear the word frigate you think about something in space instead of something on water
567) When you're in the bus going back to home and it goes too slow you imagine yourself pressing the 'tab' key

hehe 567 got me

"553) You remember when there were only THREE sectors and you still play
554) You remember when power-ups floated around in space - for free."

geeze guys, [sarcasm] I doubt anyone posted that before did they! [/sarcasm] try to be original... at least read the 550 reasons :D before you post your own so you dont do someones over again. This thread is going downhill as the reasons become more and more pathetic...

note: this is not a flame, nor aimed at everyone, tis just someone -with almost 1/5 of the real reasons posted in this thread- disgusted with those people... you know who you are, regarding a thread that was pretty cool once

568) You're riding home in a bus and you're afraid of being pirated by the car behind you
569) You think of people as widget movers
570) You have made a neural helmet so that you can play Vendetta better

[quote]521a) You won[/quote]
Hey I did that!! woo :P

571) You forget that weapon groups aren't a part of the sport package for your car.
572) You do your homework in Waylonics.
573) You have been scientifically proven to have a physical addiction to nanites.
Weeee! Must apply my nanite patch!

574) You work for the government and are working for the "Valkyrie" project.
574a) You know what the "Valkyrie" project is.
575) You thought I was serious about 574.

Doh... tricky lemming mammal!

DR - forgive me, just trying to spread the love and such. And I apologize for my dyslexia and missing more than a few reasons among the 500-whatever of them that were here when I first saw this thread.

Sit back, have fun. It's only a thread poking fun at a game we all love. Y'know... with tongues firmly panted in our cheeks and such.

575a) You used to carefully maim your opponent, rather than killing them and risk their logging off and leaving you again totally alone in the universe for hours on end.

576) You're girlfriend just broke up with you saying "You love Vendetta more than me!" - tis true, but I'll have it fixed in a jiffy.

577) you just blew your chances with your girlfrind, because you've been posting abotu her on the message boards

578) Your girlfriend is reading this 0.o