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906) You have a realtime log of the nettraffic on majikthise.guildsoftware.com as your screensaver
907) You have enough patience to kill the frigate with a stock bus by ramming it to death (this possible?)
908) you have pictures in your picture album of "greatest times" of you at the computer playing vendetta
909) you ambush random people walking on sidewalks by jumping out of bushes and yelling, "drop your cargo!"
910) you have laid out what it would take to make a sunflare rocket
910a) you made one
911) you often calculate how much time you plan to spend playing vendetta that day and go way over
912) you set limits for yourself on how much you will play and you go over them without even the slightest realization (till the next day when you wake up from the "vendetta daze")
913) you've written a script for a vendetta movie
914) your alias or character from ingame actually appeared in the script somewhere
915) you endeavoured to create the movie using ingame footage and hired "actors" to be a part of the project
916) you were one of the actors chosen to act
917) you've actually discovered more then 10 bugs in vendetta
918) you have more instantmessenger S/Ns from vendetta than you do from real life
919) you wish the devs would port vendetta to xbox because you're allowed to play that as long as you want
920) you remember when FM stood for FiReMaGe
921) all your friends get together and do an "intervention" in attempt to make you realize you're addicted
922) you let them all into your house and proceed to just play vendetta while they talk to you
923) you play so well that they become addicted
924) using shoeboxes you created some "slippers" in the shape of the EC-88
925) you stopped playing vendetta at one point but came back (whatever your reason may be... you're addicted... admit it!)
926) Using chairs and blankets (who hasn't does this, heh) you make a mock version of your fav. station from vendetta in your bedroom and sleep in the bed which is situated right where the living quarters are.
927) you log onto vendetta each day while saying things like, "I just need a break", and "must... breath..."
928) you log onto vendetta because you need to vent RL frustration
929) your best friend (the one who listens to you vent) you met on vendetta
930) you've lost more then 500k in 2 hours on vendetta
931) you lost it without flying any of the special ships
932) you call all the local gaming stores every day to ask if you can preorder vendetta yet
933) while planning boy scout campouts you suggest foods from Verdandi's (ha! I spelled it right!) Bar
934) your patrol is all so addicted to vendetta that everyone agrees to make out an actual recipe for each food on Verdani's list (the ones that aren't "realistic")
935) your IM away message reads almost 24/7, "playing vendetta right now, please leave a message"
936) when sledding down a hill in snow all you can think about is the old bus run people used to do is s7
937) you were one of the first people to start using tri-flare valk (this is actually true of me... I creamed a few vets with it at the very start of the tactic before everyone started using it)
938) you've created a vendetta boardgame
939) you're alias or character is used for one (or more) of the game pieces
940) you don't think fighter-to-fighter combat (like with F16s or whatever they're using nowadays) is fun to watch because you'd rather watch two valks dogfight it out
941) you can kill a tri-flare valk with arcade mode
942) you have had 1 or more people come up to you asking you to teach them how to fight in vendetta
943) you have taught one or more people how to fight in vendetta
944) you taught them so well that they because vets
945) when you see words like: "grief", "bus", "ambient", "developer", "incarnate", and so on and so forth you immediately think of vendetta
946) you used the vendetta community to help complete some kind of homework (survey, essay, etc)
947) you started using a mac because of vendetta
948) you used to be a FPS gamer (CS, Quake, UT, etc) but vendetta ruined it all for you and now you only play it
949) you play WWII flight simulators and wonder why you can't put it on "physics mode"
950) you were at one time addicted to the star wars flight sims but now think your avalons could take an SSD out any day!
951) instead of comparing star wars to star trek you now compare them to vendetta
952) you have been hired by the devs to make posters for the game once it comes out (and you aren't professionally an artist or graphics designer)
953) you try to be the best vendetta "citizen" and best person for the community so that they will give you a free subscription once the game comes out
954) you are in the devs eyes the best vendetta "citizen"
955) when you go to the store to buy paint you complain because you dont see any "intani blue", "serco red", or "neutral gold" colors available
956) you convince the manager to call the paint company and to request that such a color be made
957) you are aghast when you see that the entry "vendetta" in the dictionary doesn't have anything to do with the game
958) you write up 50 reasons and then go to eat breakfast before writing the other 40 you'll need to get reasons #1000
959) you have written to an advice columnist about vendetta and she advised you to "stop playing"
960) you didn't stop playing
961) you think it would be cool to have a vendetta cereal
962) you check "your stats" daily even if you haven't played because you worry your account will be hacked and your character deleted
963) you lengths and specifications of things in vendetta better than you do in the real world
964) you started to refer to all speeds in RL in m/s
965) you've thought out in your mind what the engine in a valk looks like and compare it to the engine in your corvette
966) you've written out an memorized a periodic table of elements for the vendetta universe instead of your own
967) you change your password daily for fear of someone finding yours out and using it to delete your aliases
968) you've won more than a million from the lotto on bounty bot
969) you've donated millions to bounty bot for use by the lotto
970) even though you just donated millions you've still got millions left
971) despite the fact that you've quit playing vendetta (permanantly) you still hang onto your credits on your characters because... you never know!
972) you check all the colleges you're considering to see if they have a major in "vendetta - the universe apart from reality" or something like it
973) you've written a vendetta novel
974) when you're just short of 25 more reasons till 1000 you can't think of anything more but you keep trying!
975) you quite frequently listen to the entire LotR soundtrack (all three movies in sequence) all the way through several times while playing vendetta
976) your favorite paperweight (and possibly only paperweight) is a ship from vendetta
977) something you posted on the forums actually had affect on the way the devs were going to make something in the game
978) you have the vendetta homepage (http://vendetta.guildsoftware.com) sourcecode memorized... just incase they dont have a backup and need a copy
979) you've contributed the most to the longest thread to stay on-topic in the general forums (i think)
980) as the pastors son (no this doesn't apply to me...) your father has actually preached a sermon on addictions while using you as his main example of what is an addiction (to vendetta)
981) you have what you think are "lifelong friends" made from playing vendetta
982) they actually are lifelong friends (though you wont know for a while)
983) you have a character that fits into each of the personality types that Celkan posted (http://vendetta.guildsoftware.com/?action=msgboard&thread=3909&page=1)
984) as the systems administrator at your workplace you've recogfigured all the computers so they play vendetta and you and your co-workers all join together and play at the same time once a day (at like... 2 o'clock)
985) you've posted more than a few times regarding this thread and how people "aren't doing it right!"
986) they actually listen to you for a while
987) you are what would be generally considered a "well respected member of the vendetta community"
988) you actually belong to the vendetta community :D
989) you've written a vendetta bible
990) several players have decided to live their lives according to said bible
991) your wife started sleeping around because of your playing vendetta non-stop
992) you don't care that your wife is sleeping around because you just got married to someone ingame and it's taking all your time
993) you created a band in order to sing the lyrics that people came up with on the vendetta forums (dont remember the link to that thread...)
994) when you go to the store you look at their "battery center" for the various different types of vendetta battery
995) heh, oh yeah, you wrote down about 44 reasons jus to steal #950 from roguelazer :P
996) you've got enough battery power backup for your computer for it to stay on for 48 hours solely so you can continue to play vendetta
997) you wonder why no one has created a vendetta TV show yet
998) you go from store to store in your town buy goods here and and trying to sell them there to make a profit
999) you just spent 2 hours writing out 96 reasons why "You might be a Vendetta addict if..." solely to get number 1000
1000) you actually got #1000... just to steal it from roguelazer :D
Ok... FM, if you could lock this thread I'm going to create a MkII one that'll have all the reasons posted at the top (and yes you will be given credit for the ones you made)
908) you have pictures in your picture album of "greatest times" of you at the computer playing vendetta
909) you ambush random people walking on sidewalks by jumping out of bushes and yelling, "drop your cargo!"
910) you have laid out what it would take to make a sunflare rocket
910a) you made one
911) you often calculate how much time you plan to spend playing vendetta that day and go way over
912) you set limits for yourself on how much you will play and you go over them without even the slightest realization (till the next day when you wake up from the "vendetta daze")
913) you've written a script for a vendetta movie
914) your alias or character from ingame actually appeared in the script somewhere
915) you endeavoured to create the movie using ingame footage and hired "actors" to be a part of the project
916) you were one of the actors chosen to act
917) you've actually discovered more then 10 bugs in vendetta
918) you have more instantmessenger S/Ns from vendetta than you do from real life
919) you wish the devs would port vendetta to xbox because you're allowed to play that as long as you want
920) you remember when FM stood for FiReMaGe
921) all your friends get together and do an "intervention" in attempt to make you realize you're addicted
922) you let them all into your house and proceed to just play vendetta while they talk to you
923) you play so well that they become addicted
924) using shoeboxes you created some "slippers" in the shape of the EC-88
925) you stopped playing vendetta at one point but came back (whatever your reason may be... you're addicted... admit it!)
926) Using chairs and blankets (who hasn't does this, heh) you make a mock version of your fav. station from vendetta in your bedroom and sleep in the bed which is situated right where the living quarters are.
927) you log onto vendetta each day while saying things like, "I just need a break", and "must... breath..."
928) you log onto vendetta because you need to vent RL frustration
929) your best friend (the one who listens to you vent) you met on vendetta
930) you've lost more then 500k in 2 hours on vendetta
931) you lost it without flying any of the special ships
932) you call all the local gaming stores every day to ask if you can preorder vendetta yet
933) while planning boy scout campouts you suggest foods from Verdandi's (ha! I spelled it right!) Bar
934) your patrol is all so addicted to vendetta that everyone agrees to make out an actual recipe for each food on Verdani's list (the ones that aren't "realistic")
935) your IM away message reads almost 24/7, "playing vendetta right now, please leave a message"
936) when sledding down a hill in snow all you can think about is the old bus run people used to do is s7
937) you were one of the first people to start using tri-flare valk (this is actually true of me... I creamed a few vets with it at the very start of the tactic before everyone started using it)
938) you've created a vendetta boardgame
939) you're alias or character is used for one (or more) of the game pieces
940) you don't think fighter-to-fighter combat (like with F16s or whatever they're using nowadays) is fun to watch because you'd rather watch two valks dogfight it out
941) you can kill a tri-flare valk with arcade mode
942) you have had 1 or more people come up to you asking you to teach them how to fight in vendetta
943) you have taught one or more people how to fight in vendetta
944) you taught them so well that they because vets
945) when you see words like: "grief", "bus", "ambient", "developer", "incarnate", and so on and so forth you immediately think of vendetta
946) you used the vendetta community to help complete some kind of homework (survey, essay, etc)
947) you started using a mac because of vendetta
948) you used to be a FPS gamer (CS, Quake, UT, etc) but vendetta ruined it all for you and now you only play it
949) you play WWII flight simulators and wonder why you can't put it on "physics mode"
950) you were at one time addicted to the star wars flight sims but now think your avalons could take an SSD out any day!
951) instead of comparing star wars to star trek you now compare them to vendetta
952) you have been hired by the devs to make posters for the game once it comes out (and you aren't professionally an artist or graphics designer)
953) you try to be the best vendetta "citizen" and best person for the community so that they will give you a free subscription once the game comes out
954) you are in the devs eyes the best vendetta "citizen"
955) when you go to the store to buy paint you complain because you dont see any "intani blue", "serco red", or "neutral gold" colors available
956) you convince the manager to call the paint company and to request that such a color be made
957) you are aghast when you see that the entry "vendetta" in the dictionary doesn't have anything to do with the game
958) you write up 50 reasons and then go to eat breakfast before writing the other 40 you'll need to get reasons #1000
959) you have written to an advice columnist about vendetta and she advised you to "stop playing"
960) you didn't stop playing
961) you think it would be cool to have a vendetta cereal
962) you check "your stats" daily even if you haven't played because you worry your account will be hacked and your character deleted
963) you lengths and specifications of things in vendetta better than you do in the real world
964) you started to refer to all speeds in RL in m/s
965) you've thought out in your mind what the engine in a valk looks like and compare it to the engine in your corvette
966) you've written out an memorized a periodic table of elements for the vendetta universe instead of your own
967) you change your password daily for fear of someone finding yours out and using it to delete your aliases
968) you've won more than a million from the lotto on bounty bot
969) you've donated millions to bounty bot for use by the lotto
970) even though you just donated millions you've still got millions left
971) despite the fact that you've quit playing vendetta (permanantly) you still hang onto your credits on your characters because... you never know!
972) you check all the colleges you're considering to see if they have a major in "vendetta - the universe apart from reality" or something like it
973) you've written a vendetta novel
974) when you're just short of 25 more reasons till 1000 you can't think of anything more but you keep trying!
975) you quite frequently listen to the entire LotR soundtrack (all three movies in sequence) all the way through several times while playing vendetta
976) your favorite paperweight (and possibly only paperweight) is a ship from vendetta
977) something you posted on the forums actually had affect on the way the devs were going to make something in the game
978) you have the vendetta homepage (http://vendetta.guildsoftware.com) sourcecode memorized... just incase they dont have a backup and need a copy
979) you've contributed the most to the longest thread to stay on-topic in the general forums (i think)
980) as the pastors son (no this doesn't apply to me...) your father has actually preached a sermon on addictions while using you as his main example of what is an addiction (to vendetta)
981) you have what you think are "lifelong friends" made from playing vendetta
982) they actually are lifelong friends (though you wont know for a while)
983) you have a character that fits into each of the personality types that Celkan posted (http://vendetta.guildsoftware.com/?action=msgboard&thread=3909&page=1)
984) as the systems administrator at your workplace you've recogfigured all the computers so they play vendetta and you and your co-workers all join together and play at the same time once a day (at like... 2 o'clock)
985) you've posted more than a few times regarding this thread and how people "aren't doing it right!"
986) they actually listen to you for a while
987) you are what would be generally considered a "well respected member of the vendetta community"
988) you actually belong to the vendetta community :D
989) you've written a vendetta bible
990) several players have decided to live their lives according to said bible
991) your wife started sleeping around because of your playing vendetta non-stop
992) you don't care that your wife is sleeping around because you just got married to someone ingame and it's taking all your time
993) you created a band in order to sing the lyrics that people came up with on the vendetta forums (dont remember the link to that thread...)
994) when you go to the store you look at their "battery center" for the various different types of vendetta battery
995) heh, oh yeah, you wrote down about 44 reasons jus to steal #950 from roguelazer :P
996) you've got enough battery power backup for your computer for it to stay on for 48 hours solely so you can continue to play vendetta
997) you wonder why no one has created a vendetta TV show yet
998) you go from store to store in your town buy goods here and and trying to sell them there to make a profit
999) you just spent 2 hours writing out 96 reasons why "You might be a Vendetta addict if..." solely to get number 1000
1000) you actually got #1000... just to steal it from roguelazer :D
Ok... FM, if you could lock this thread I'm going to create a MkII one that'll have all the reasons posted at the top (and yes you will be given credit for the ones you made)
1001) you want this thread to go on.