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[100] <lousierDog> on channel 1 they explain better here is for general insults and stuff

Attack of the SpaceBears tonight

Suicidal SpaceBear is having issues
<Victimized SpaceBear> u guys r so mean
<A-Dawg> take your meds, "Victimized SpaceBear
<Victimized SpaceBear> i just want to have fun
<Victimized SpaceBear> u guys dont lik me rar
<Pine.Sol> /ignore "Victimized SpaceBear"
<A-Dawg> No! Don't ignore him! He's a victim!
<Victimized SpaceBear> why u ignore me rar
<Misunderstood SpaceBear> u guys just dont get it
Molested By Uncle SpaceBear has entered the room.
<Victimized SpaceBear> u guys hate me rar
<Molested By Uncle SpaceBear> I don't wanna talk about it
<Pine.Sol> I currently ignore american spacebear, forgetful spacebear, grizzley spacebear, lazy bear, polar spacebear, sloth bear, teddy spacebear, "Victimized SpaceBear"
<Misunderstood SpaceBear> srsly ur just mean and u dont get me
<Espionage> You're missing "Ignored SpaceBear"
<Victimized SpaceBear> why u ignore me rar
<Misunderstood SpaceBear> im done with u inconsiderate pricks rar
<Hard Luck Spacebear> Life can't get any worse. rar
<Misunderstood SpaceBear> i feel u hard luck rar
<A-Dawg> "Molested By Uncle SpaceBear" doesn't want to feel anything hard
Hawkfeather is not a bear
<Misunderstood SpaceBear> why u not a bear u racist jurk
<Victimized SpaceBear> i want to cut myself rar
<Misunderstood SpaceBear> i already did rar
draugath hands "Victimized SpaceBear" a knife.
<Misunderstood SpaceBear> i tried to keel miself but it didnt werk rar
<Hard Luck Spacebear> I couldn't cut myself because my knife was too dull. rar
<sabagot> so you even failed at suicide?
<Victimized SpaceBear> why you dont lik me rar
<Misunderstood SpaceBear> even my razur dusnt understand me rar
draugath contemplates making a plugin to ignore anyone with SpaceBear in their name.
<Forever Alone SpaceBear> i dont have anyone to luv rar
<Kiddy-Fiddling SpaceBear> i hav candy
<Forever Alone SpaceBear> luv me kiddy-fiddler rar
<Hard Luck Spacebear> i'm allergic to candy. rar
<Hawkfeather> /killspacebears
<Forever Alone SpaceBear> i want to be a carebear but no one luvs me rar :(
Teddy SpaceBear bearhugs VO
<Forever Alone SpaceBear> can i hug u teddy rar
<Teddy SpaceBear> rwar, yes
Teddy SpaceBear hugs Forever Alone SpaceBear
Victimized SpaceBear hugs tedy spacber rar
Teddy SpaceBear feels the love, rrrar
Forever Alone SpaceBear feels teddy
<Anorexic and Bulemic SpaceBear> is this the spacebear support group?
<draugath> I'm being lazy. here's my IgnoreSpaceBear plugin http://pastebin.com/RhPtcW3E
<Hard Luck Spacebear> NOw i'm being ignored by draugath . my life can't get any worse. rar
Hard Luck Spacebear failed his iq test rar

19:07 VOA [100] <Grizzly SpaceBear> devs should remove irc that way pesky noobs will actually play the game rar.

I just really don't know what EP is gonna do to Griz for that.

I was aiming towards pistachio...but you know? I think IRC has its purposes such as needing to pm a guild member when not or just simply do not have time to play vo, but IRC is too much abused by EP, and pistachio, pistachio doesnt really even play anymore he just uses IRC. Anyway theres my rant rar.

<Death Fluffy> Only an insane leader would attempt a conquest without believing that they have some significant advantate on the field of conflict.

<Dr. Lecter> I have one word for you: SERCO.

"pistachio doesn't play anymore he just uses IRC."
That's because he can only bloody play for a few hours on weekends. The other days he doesn't get the phone. So stop whining. rar.
"IRC is much abused by EP"
Imagine IRC without EP's Lulz.

Okay, so who said that, where was it said, and what context? It's not funny if you just mash some words together without context.

Grizzly SpaceBear said that, on 100, and it was in the context of pistachio talking a lot.

We dead here? NOOOO :(

[100] <Seras Ralina> damn, f*ck those bots
[100] <Thor Wotansen> I like to shoot them instead

<VOA> [100] <cpt kent> what!
<VOA> [100] <pleaseo> is ur child's name li'l kent??? :DDD

"Penis enlargement by the mutuba seed penis enlarger has helped men all over the world to enlarge their penis.This is a seed traditionally used in Africa to increase penis size, stop early ejaculation and improve manhood, weak erection. It comes with the mutuba seed oil which you apply on your penis before you plant the seed, as the seed grows so does your penis. "

-profzaphosa, on his magical penis growing formula (before the delightful post was removed!!)

The VOID and ONE argument:
Some fight argument
14:52 VOA [100] <Wolf-M@n> baxterthecrafter2.0 did i or did i not stop multiple times while Dirty was "doing some shit in rl" ?
14:52 VOA [100] <baxterthecrafter2.0> hi pistachio
14:52 VOA [100] <pistachio> Beep!
14:52 VOA [100] <Kuba Rodak> hi pistachio ;-)
14:52 VOA [100] <baxterthecrafter2.0> its true
14:52 VOA [100] <baxterthecrafter2.0> he did stop
14:52 VOA [100] <Wolf-M@n> ^
14:52 VOA [100] <baxterthecrafter2.0> i even asked
14:53 VOA [100] <pistachio> Fuck this lol
14:53 VOA [100] <Wolf-M@n> and Dirty took advantage of that and shot me
14:53 VOA [100] <Dirty 'oRe> lol like i said thats when you hit me with a string
14:53 VOA [100] <Wolf-M@n> sure......
14:53 VOA [100] <baxterthecrafter2.0> i yelled cheap shot
14:53 pewpewpew !void shut up
14:53 VOA [100] <Wolf-M@n> ^
14:53 VOA [100] <Wolf-M@n> shut up pistachio
14:53 VOA [100] <pistachio> LOL
14:53

This VOID just told himself to shut up.

I assume the "funny" thing about that is that Wolfman accidently posted the " ^ "-arrow at a wrong time so it looks like he agreed with the alt of someone named "pewpewpew"?

This happens every 5 minutes on 100. Please only post stuff that has actually a funny core and is not related with the daily pseudo-RP Argument war. The place to take THAT crap is the RP-Forums.

Thank you!

Please only post stuff that has actually a funny core and is not related with the daily pseudo-RP Argument war. The place to take THAT crap is the RP-Forums.

Funny Quotes 2016 is a place to post funny quotes, not a place to flaunt your intellectual snobbery. As much people are diverse, there are different senses of humor. Please respect other people's sense of humor.

Thank you!

not a place to flaunt your intellectual snobbery

Ow ouch my feelings. In the future, please respect the Be-Nice regulations or I will have to bring this to the attention of the guides.

Thank you!

Pewpewpew is not an alt. It's my IRC nickname, duh.

Ok, this ones going to be a bit long, but bear with it:

[03/10/16 08:32:32] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> Why dose everyone think ima a pirate lol
[03/10/16 08:32:38] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> Im not
[03/10/16 08:32:40] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> Greetings from [TRI] Trident Arms Synicate. Contact any [TRI] member for your wants and desire. [TRI]dent Arms Syunicate wishes you safe travels.
[03/10/16 08:32:48] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> Thats e
[03/10/16 08:32:49] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> Thats me
[03/10/16 08:32:52] [100] <MikeU> hey kent wat up to
[03/10/16 08:33:01] [100] <Abyss Transverse> To be fair AJ, you declared you were going to go rogue and murder everyone sometime last week.
[03/10/16 08:33:26] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> I was drunk
[03/10/16 08:33:44] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> And sometimes i play like that just so i can get a fight
[03/10/16 08:35:18] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> Guess ill anoce when im playing pirate
[03/10/16 08:35:40] [100] <Great Tit> you dont get to be both neutral and a pirate.
[03/10/16 08:37:33] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> Lol ill start doing Neutral Mode: On, Off so p wont be confused
[03/10/16 08:38:23] [100] VOA [IRC] <Xeha> You'r always neutral, you cant decide to not be neutral unless you have your vendetta...
[03/10/16 08:38:25] [100] <Great Tit> i hear of 1 act of piracy, and you will be labled a pirate and dealt with as such, along with all your guild mates if they let you get away with it
[03/10/16 08:41:53] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> So if i say im a pirate then what
[03/10/16 08:42:31] [100] <Slp006> then you give TRI a bad name. simple.

--- Later this same day ---

[03/10/16 09:23:12] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> Are u safe
[03/10/16 09:23:23] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> wc

--- Forward some more ---

[03/10/16 09:24:50] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> Nato?
[03/10/16 09:24:54] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> wc
[03/10/16 09:24:59] [100] <Thoth Viduata> lol
[03/10/16 09:25:04] [100] <anna thehma> arl... go to bed
[03/10/16 09:25:16] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> "anna thehma" ^_^
[03/10/16 09:25:28] [100] <Thoth Viduata> i should string together all the wc quotes...can you inagine that story they would make
[03/10/16 09:25:45] [100] <anna thehma> sounds like a funny thread
[03/10/16 09:26:22] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> Kevin Gates- I dont get tierd
[03/10/16 09:31:39] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> I should go to bed but im farm a lil then head off i still want to get Wolf kits together
[03/10/16 09:31:44] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> Hehe wc
[03/10/16 09:34:07] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> You know anything for me guild now ima bump the hell out this station lol i got stuck i feel asleep flying hahahahaha
[03/10/16 09:34:12] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> gez wc
03/10/16 09:35:25] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> I wish this game had some type of somthing to prevent me or all maninlu me from wc
[03/10/16 09:35:28] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> mainly
[03/10/16 09:35:30] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> wc
[03/10/16 09:35:39] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> See waht i mean
[03/10/16 09:35:57] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> No way on that on i hit guild chat
[03/10/16 09:36:03] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> one
[03/10/16 09:36:14] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> Im going to bed
[03/10/16 09:49:10] [100] <Great Tit> 400 SSS, sitting in my hold. 400 SSS, sitting in my hold. And if one Orion transport, should accidently boom, ther'll be 404 SSS, sitting in my hold.
[03/10/16 09:50:39] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> Am i that hard to beat ;)

--- and more... ---

[03/10/16 10:05:54] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> **** ye escort
[03/10/16 10:06:03] [100] <Bromba-Estalis> That's nae very nice.
[03/10/16 10:06:03] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> Where it heading
[03/10/16 10:06:15] [100] <Bromba-Estalis> Here, it's waiting on a dent
[03/10/16 10:06:20] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> Killing my guild mate ant nice
[03/10/16 10:06:33] [100] <Bromba-Estalis> These things happen in grey. It's a dangerous place.
[03/10/16 10:06:53] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> I,ll remember that when i c u
[03/10/16 10:06:59] [100] <Bromba-Estalis> :D
[03/10/16 10:07:12] [100] <Bromba-Estalis> My very first vendetta! So exciting!
[03/10/16 10:08:20] [100] <Bromba-Estalis> I can't believe you just let him dock with that thing though
[03/10/16 10:08:57] [100] <Bromba-Estalis> He even has a UIT bounty of 1M!
[03/10/16 10:09:08] [100] <Bromba-Estalis> Ok, escort's done
[03/10/16 10:09:09] [100] <Slp006> did you at least pick up the thing i dropped?
[03/10/16 10:09:12] [100] <Bromba-Estalis> You want me?
[03/10/16 10:09:19] [100] Bromba-Estalis didn't pick up anything
[03/10/16 10:09:30] [100] <Bromba-Estalis> 170cu won't fit in my taur :(
[03/10/16 10:10:08] [100] <Slp006> any alts i can pay to get it back?
[03/10/16 10:10:08] [100] <Dr. Lecter> Ok, there we go!
[03/10/16 10:10:47] [100] Dr. Lecter found this thing floating in space...is it valuable?
[03/10/16 10:11:07] [100] <Dr. Lecter> Here in me inventory
[03/10/16 10:11:46] [100] <Slp006> ah. thats the engine pylon assembly i lost, no doubt.
[03/10/16 10:12:03] [100] <Dr. Lecter> Seems likely
[03/10/16 10:12:23] [100] <Great Tit> how much do you want for it lecter? or you keeping it?
[03/10/16 10:12:32] [100] <Slp006> care to sell it back to me?
[03/10/16 10:12:38] [100] <Dr. Lecter> Sure!
[03/10/16 10:12:47] [100] <Dr. Lecter> What kind of pirate would I be if I didn't?
[03/10/16 10:13:03] [100] <Great Tit> nonono, i'll give you 1c more than whatever he offers!
[03/10/16 10:18:34] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> I can help make ffsa
[03/10/16 10:18:37] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> wc
[03/10/16 10:24:48] [100] <Dr. Lecter> Anyone want to buy a nice Engine Pylon Assembly? Bidding starts at 75M
[03/10/16 10:24:57] [100] <Dr. Lecter> Save yerself days of work!
[03/10/16 10:35:28] [100] <Great Tit> you got the 75 mill?
[03/10/16 10:35:42] [100] Dr. Lecter settled for 70...he's a pushover
[03/10/16 10:35:47] [100] <Great Tit> nice!
[03/10/16 10:35:48] [100] <Dr. Lecter> And it's late
[03/10/16 10:37:50] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> I failed
[03/10/16 10:38:11] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> I dont know what to do my head it hurts
[03/10/16 10:38:18] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> So bad
[03/10/16 10:38:48] [100] <Dr. Lecter> Don't feel too bad, "Arlathis JoHaun"...I have no doubt next time you see me in an XC, you'll shoot me ;)
[03/10/16 10:39:19] [100] Dr. Lecter just thanks his lucky stars you didn't put two and two together
[03/10/16 10:39:40] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> I feel dizzy i dont want to kill i dont want known of that i just want my guild to be cool not
[03/10/16 10:39:46] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> Wc
[03/10/16 10:41:42] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> I want to sleep but i cant i cant stop i cant
[03/10/16 10:42:01] [100] <Dr. Lecter> It's just VO, nobody actually lost anything of value
[03/10/16 10:42:14] [100] <Dr. Lecter> Or more precisely, it's just VO credits
[03/10/16 10:42:33] [100] <Dr. Lecter> If I was actually a dick, I'd have sold it to the Tung station ;)
[03/10/16 10:42:43] [100] <Great Tit> Thats true. I would have probably been a dick about it and refused to sell it back.
[03/10/16 10:42:46] [100] <anna thehma> oh dear...
[03/10/16 10:43:00] [100] <Great Tit> Just kept it as a nice keepsake :)
[03/10/16 10:43:02] [100] <anna thehma> that would have been hilarious
[03/10/16 10:43:08] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> ;-;
[03/10/16 10:43:10] [100] <Dr. Lecter> That's what the CHRN bank log is for :)
[03/10/16 10:43:18] [100] <Dr. Lecter> We log all our various misdeeds
[03/10/16 10:43:19] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> I cant i cant
[03/10/16 10:43:26] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> Why cant i
[03/10/16 10:43:48] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> Whats wring with me i dont know what to do
[03/10/16 10:44:39] [100] <Dr. Lecter> Just sell a few samo and TUs and ye'll be right as rain, GreyShop!
[03/10/16 10:44:56] [100] <Dr. Lecter> Yeah, that'd be nice
[03/10/16 10:45:03] [100] <Dr. Lecter> WTF is hazeron anyway?
[03/10/16 10:45:07] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> No nonono
[03/10/16 10:45:13] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> U
[03/10/16 10:45:15] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> I
[03/10/16 10:45:19] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> I mean
[03/10/16 10:45:23] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> Idk
[03/10/16 10:45:50] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> Is it me thats makin my guild a target
[03/10/16 10:46:04] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> What did i do
[03/10/16 10:46:11] [100] <Dr. Lecter> Nope, Slp006 was a target the moment he warped into grey in an XC
[03/10/16 10:46:13] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> I can change it
[03/10/16 10:46:21] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> I wont fight anymore
[03/10/16 10:46:29] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> I wont be AJ
[03/10/16 10:46:39] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> I just wont say anything
[03/10/16 10:46:46] [100] <Dr. Lecter> All you did was let a known pirate fly next to you in an XC right up to yer guild's cargo, scoop it, fly to a station, bounce off badly, then dock
[03/10/16 10:46:52] [100] <Dr. Lecter> So...not much?
[03/10/16 10:46:57] [100] <Great Tit> heh
[03/10/16 10:47:03] [100] <anna thehma> ouch...
[03/10/16 10:47:03] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> Would that make my guild a neutral guild again
[03/10/16 10:47:08] [100] <Great Tit> you almost helped him pirate it AJ
[03/10/16 10:47:20] [100] <Dr. Lecter> "Arlathis JoHaun" was basically my escort!
[03/10/16 10:47:30] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> ;-;

Poor AJ hahahaha

[03/10/16 11:09:18] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> Idk just ahving a bad night sorry i bring ur kits
[03/10/16 11:09:20] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> wc
[03/10/16 11:09:27] [100] <Dr. Lecter> lol
[03/10/16 11:09:30] [100] <Great Tit> heh
[03/10/16 11:09:34] [100] Dr. Lecter almost feels bad.
[03/10/16 11:09:37] [100] <Dr. Lecter> Almost
[03/10/16 11:09:40] [100] <anna thehma> almost
[03/10/16 11:09:59] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> "Radiant Silvergun" Idk jsut having a bad day thats all im good see :)
[03/10/16 11:10:02] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> wc
[03/10/16 11:10:19] [100] <Dr. Lecter> The whole time, I'm just waiting for his hornet to light me up while I walk away with this heavy-ass engine pylon
[03/10/16 11:11:34] [100] <Dr. Lecter> Then I figure, well I made it to Tung guarded and I'm admired, maybe he'll hesitate long enough for me to dock...wait, my key jammed
[03/10/16 11:11:44] [100] <Dr. Lecter> BOOM, bounce off the station and spin like a top
[03/10/16 11:11:54] [100] <anna thehma> oh no...
[03/10/16 11:11:58] [100] <Dr. Lecter> Back off, fix key, line up
[03/10/16 11:12:22] [100] <Great Tit> its the kind of story you pass of to your grandkids hehe
[03/10/16 11:12:26] [100] <Dr. Lecter> Dock at full turbo with him 50m away the whole time, trying to decide if he should shoot me
[03/10/16 11:12:41] [100] <Dr. Lecter> 'Wait, did that just WORK!?
[03/10/16 11:13:44] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> Yea ik iz ucked up i didnt shoot i didnt do anything but watch u take my guild mates stuff
[03/10/16 11:14:01] [100] <Dr. Lecter> How did you not check what it was?!
[03/10/16 11:14:06] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> Ik ik ik i cant do anything about
[03/10/16 11:14:14] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> I mean i could idk
[03/10/16 11:14:20] [100] <anna thehma> you can learn from your mistake
[03/10/16 11:14:28] [100] <Dr. Lecter> Nah, please don't
[03/10/16 11:16:04] [100] <Great Tit> Thing is, just before all that, AJ was braggin about maybe being a pirate from time to time.
[03/10/16 11:16:15] [100] <Great Tit> Thats what makes this all so more funny.
[03/10/16 11:17:12] [100] <Dr. Lecter> gf
[03/10/16 11:17:25] [100] <Dr. Lecter> Mmm, sweet sweet pirated guard cores
[03/10/16 11:17:32] [100] <TV-online> ye ye
[03/10/16 11:17:39] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> I dont want to fight anymore
[03/10/16 11:17:45] [100] <Dr. Lecter> This just isn't "Arlathis JoHaun's night
[03/10/16 11:18:33] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> Stop
[03/10/16 11:18:45] [100] <Dr. Lecter> in the name of luv?
[03/10/16 11:18:58] [100] <anna thehma> hammer time
[03/10/16 11:19:55] [100] <Dr. Lecter> This night is getting better and better
[03/10/16 11:22:22] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> Your taking my cores
[03/10/16 11:22:39] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> It took me forever to get those
[03/10/16 11:22:43] [100] <Dr. Lecter> Of course I'm taking yer cores
[03/10/16 11:22:49] [100] <Great Tit> hahaha
[03/10/16 11:22:54] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> Why
[03/10/16 11:23:08] [100] <Dr. Lecter> Because I can use them to make more CWMs to shoot you guys more
[03/10/16 11:23:18] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> U already took took my vo life away from me
[03/10/16 11:23:19] [100] <Dr. Lecter> It's a vicious cycle
[03/10/16 11:23:28] [100] <Dr. Lecter> Technically you did that yerself
[03/10/16 11:23:32] [100] <Arlathis JoHaun> What more u want
[03/10/16 11:23:39] [100] <Dr. Lecter> All I did was shoot Slp006 and loot him right under yer nose

Muhahaha