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Previous Funny Quotes threads:
http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/1/16922
http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/1/24526
Previous Funny Quotes threads:
http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/1/16922
http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/1/24526
[100] <Footballprophet> That was FAMY property sir.... and the penalty for such trangression was death.
[100] <Isl> meh. figured you should be in the zone to own it, you weren't when i started picking up
[100] <Neon Black> lol and i was looking at them shiny things too... dont wanna mess with the prophet
[100] <Savet Hegar> travel permits only grant free swag when the swag is designated to be properly free for swag related purposes
[100] <Isl> meh. figured you should be in the zone to own it, you weren't when i started picking up
[100] <Neon Black> lol and i was looking at them shiny things too... dont wanna mess with the prophet
[100] <Savet Hegar> travel permits only grant free swag when the swag is designated to be properly free for swag related purposes
ACE]Ermete: Out of range.
*[ACE]Ermete: IDF Valkyrie Vigilant - 100% health 563m away :: I:Pillar of Society S:Neutral U:Pillar of Society
[05/22/12 14:55:09] Lysander Leonidas destroyed Ermete
[05/22/12 14:55:13] screen dumped to Lysander Leonidas kills Ermete-1 22-05-12 14-55-09.png.
[05/22/12 14:55:13] <Alpha Draconis> hahahaha
[ACE]Ermete: Left the sector.
[05/22/12 14:55:18] <Espionage> bahahahahaha
[05/22/12 14:55:24] [100] <Lysander Leonidas> LMAF'nAO!
[05/22/12 14:55:25] <Espionage> mega LOLS
[05/22/12 14:55:25] <Alpha Draconis> LOOOOL
[05/22/12 14:55:27] <Alpha Draconis> LOL
[05/22/12 14:55:37] [100] <Alpha Draconis> freaking hilarious
[05/22/12 14:55:51] [100] <Espionage> so is the fate of all itani conspirators
[05/22/12 14:56:08] [100] <Espionage> your doom is written in the sands of time
[05/22/12 14:56:23] [100] <Lysander Leonidas> gf
[05/22/12 14:56:26] [100] <Lysander Leonidas> lol
[05/22/12 14:56:29] <Espionage> hahaha
[05/22/12 14:56:32] <Espionage> "shoulda paid!"
[05/22/12 14:56:34] <Espionage> lulz
It was more of a situation and I guess ya had to be there... but it was hilarious.
*[ACE]Ermete: IDF Valkyrie Vigilant - 100% health 563m away :: I:Pillar of Society S:Neutral U:Pillar of Society
[05/22/12 14:55:09] Lysander Leonidas destroyed Ermete
[05/22/12 14:55:13] screen dumped to Lysander Leonidas kills Ermete-1 22-05-12 14-55-09.png.
[05/22/12 14:55:13] <Alpha Draconis> hahahaha
[ACE]Ermete: Left the sector.
[05/22/12 14:55:18] <Espionage> bahahahahaha
[05/22/12 14:55:24] [100] <Lysander Leonidas> LMAF'nAO!
[05/22/12 14:55:25] <Espionage> mega LOLS
[05/22/12 14:55:25] <Alpha Draconis> LOOOOL
[05/22/12 14:55:27] <Alpha Draconis> LOL
[05/22/12 14:55:37] [100] <Alpha Draconis> freaking hilarious
[05/22/12 14:55:51] [100] <Espionage> so is the fate of all itani conspirators
[05/22/12 14:56:08] [100] <Espionage> your doom is written in the sands of time
[05/22/12 14:56:23] [100] <Lysander Leonidas> gf
[05/22/12 14:56:26] [100] <Lysander Leonidas> lol
[05/22/12 14:56:29] <Espionage> hahaha
[05/22/12 14:56:32] <Espionage> "shoulda paid!"
[05/22/12 14:56:34] <Espionage> lulz
It was more of a situation and I guess ya had to be there... but it was hilarious.
[07/30/12 16:28:18] [1] <Afgfighter> how do I jump to a point
[07/30/12 16:28:33] [1] <FusionBurn> Need to buy special stardust, obviously :)
[07/30/12 16:28:48] [1] <FusionBurn> Or a pogo stick. Depends on what sort of jump you want.
[07/30/12 16:29:22] [1] <Nahin Lor> direct your body towards your destination and lift both feet off the ground, while leaning towards said destination. heh
[07/30/12 16:30:00] [1] <Afgfighter> i'm so confused
[07/30/12 16:30:00] [1] <FusionBurn> I thought they patched that in 1.3? Damn, shouldn't have bought all those pogo sticks...
[07/30/12 16:30:16] [1] <Nahin Lor> it's just the alternative method, FB
[07/30/12 16:30:22] [1] <Nahin Lor> think of the pogo stick as a newer feature
[07/30/12 16:30:34] [1] <FusionBurn> Oh well.
[07/30/12 16:28:33] [1] <FusionBurn> Need to buy special stardust, obviously :)
[07/30/12 16:28:48] [1] <FusionBurn> Or a pogo stick. Depends on what sort of jump you want.
[07/30/12 16:29:22] [1] <Nahin Lor> direct your body towards your destination and lift both feet off the ground, while leaning towards said destination. heh
[07/30/12 16:30:00] [1] <Afgfighter> i'm so confused
[07/30/12 16:30:00] [1] <FusionBurn> I thought they patched that in 1.3? Damn, shouldn't have bought all those pogo sticks...
[07/30/12 16:30:16] [1] <Nahin Lor> it's just the alternative method, FB
[07/30/12 16:30:22] [1] <Nahin Lor> think of the pogo stick as a newer feature
[07/30/12 16:30:34] [1] <FusionBurn> Oh well.
I will now, as promised, post a series of extracts from my chatlogs here. Some of them might be situational, some might not be funny at all. I'm afraid each one will shine a light on my egocentricity.
I tried to edit them down to the essential, some might still be a bit... long. Oh well. Here we go.
To start us off:
[100] <Kopia Onol> i was inside when you came, why didn't you come in?
I tried to edit them down to the essential, some might still be a bit... long. Oh well. Here we go.
To start us off:
[100] <Kopia Onol> i was inside when you came, why didn't you come in?
The Story of the Lost Convoy
Jul 18 16:33:37 <draugbot>
[100] <BLKCandy> Ion strom Y^Y
[100] <linkoftime> wheres the convoy?
[100] <Andy Spades> Odia B-12
[100] <Andy Spades> it couldn't find the wormhole, stupid convoy.
Ju[100] <Andy Spades> it just didn't realise it had been in the sector right next to it THE WHOLE TIME!
[100] <Andy Spades> so then it asked for directions, and the wolf said "don't mind me, i'm just pick... um, mining silicate."
[100] <Andy Spades> lost in the vast asteroid fields of Odia, it wondered whether it was ever going to arrive at Remley Orbital to deliver the food, purified water and serco ale.
[100] <linkoftime> where is it now
[100] <Andy Spades> a CtC voy came along, waved to the lost convoy and wondered what the hell it was doing in Odia in the first place.
[100] <Andy Spades> it lit another one of those "special cigarettes" spidey had given it and carried on, on its way to Dau.
[100] <Andy Spades> No station in Dau wanted it's purified Xith, so it just dumped it in K-10, hoping nobody would ever find out.
[100] <Andy Spades> All the while, the lost convoy was still stranded in Odia B-12, struggling to find its way out of the asteroid field, repeatedly bumping into the wolf.
[100] <Andy Spades> the wolf had enough, enraged he charged and fired his Government-Issued Plasma Cannon at the stupid convoy.
[100] <Andy Spades> The convoy attemped to shoot back but was surprised to find he only had Scanners and mining beams and some capgauss equiped.
[100] <Bikiko> Heya folks. :)
[100] <Andy Spades> Suddenly "Andy Spades" came along, swearing as he had yet again typed B-12 into the QuickPlot prompt.
[100] <Andy Spades> the lost convoy asked him for directions, and Andy grumpily told it to just open its bloody navmap and click on the friggin wormhole in B-13.
[100] <Andy Spades> And Andy warped out again, for some strange reason back to Odia K-12.
[100] <Andy Spades> Later it would emerge that he had, as he did so often, forgotten his cargo at the station, but that's another story.
[100] <Bikiko> Heehee!
[100] <Andy Spades> So the lost convoy finally found the wormhole, still chased by wolf. On the other side it was shocked to find yodaofborg!
[100] <Andy Spades> But the wolf, bloodshot eyes and full of drugs, shot at yoda as well, proudly firing his Government-Issued Plama Cannon.
[100] <Andy Spades> Big mistake.
[100] <Andy Spades> yodaofborg, ditracted by this, didn't pursue the lost convoy and so it got away, lucky once again.
[100] <Andy Spades> Now the journey could finally go on in peace, optimism spread amongst the ships of the convoy that in the end, they would reach Remley Orbital.
[100] <Faille Corvelle> ohai Bik...
[100] <Bikiko> Shhh, it's story time!
[100] <Andy Spades> Once there, it would unload the Food, Purified Water and Serco Ale and grandma would finally be happy and drunk and dancing naked on the table.
[100] <Andy Spades> Dwelling in those beautiful thoughts the convoy sobered up when it began to realise that the wormhole in Sedina B-7 seemed to have disappeared!
[100] <Andy Spades> But when Andy used QuickPlot this time, he didn't mistype his sectors and didn't meet the lost convoy, and there was no one to help it and tell it to just
[100] <Andy Spades> OPEN THE BLOODY NAVMAP!
[100] <Bikiko> I can't help thinking you're a little bitter, Andy?
[100] <Faille Corvelle> or drunk? Stoned? Droned?
[100] <Andy Spades> The lost convoy survived for another couple of years, feeding on Food and Purified Water, occasionally having a party, drinking Serco Ale and turning their
[100] <Andy Spades> scanners and mining beams on and off.
[100] <Faille Corvelle> incredibly verbose?
[100] <Faille Corvelle> :)
[100] <Kopia Onol> hi all
[100] <Bikiko> hey "Kopia Onol". :)
[100] <Bikiko> And welcome back Percius . :)
[100] <Andy Spades> Then, they died, because now i don't want to type any more.
Jul 18 16:33:37 <draugbot>
[100] <BLKCandy> Ion strom Y^Y
[100] <linkoftime> wheres the convoy?
[100] <Andy Spades> Odia B-12
[100] <Andy Spades> it couldn't find the wormhole, stupid convoy.
Ju[100] <Andy Spades> it just didn't realise it had been in the sector right next to it THE WHOLE TIME!
[100] <Andy Spades> so then it asked for directions, and the wolf said "don't mind me, i'm just pick... um, mining silicate."
[100] <Andy Spades> lost in the vast asteroid fields of Odia, it wondered whether it was ever going to arrive at Remley Orbital to deliver the food, purified water and serco ale.
[100] <linkoftime> where is it now
[100] <Andy Spades> a CtC voy came along, waved to the lost convoy and wondered what the hell it was doing in Odia in the first place.
[100] <Andy Spades> it lit another one of those "special cigarettes" spidey had given it and carried on, on its way to Dau.
[100] <Andy Spades> No station in Dau wanted it's purified Xith, so it just dumped it in K-10, hoping nobody would ever find out.
[100] <Andy Spades> All the while, the lost convoy was still stranded in Odia B-12, struggling to find its way out of the asteroid field, repeatedly bumping into the wolf.
[100] <Andy Spades> the wolf had enough, enraged he charged and fired his Government-Issued Plasma Cannon at the stupid convoy.
[100] <Andy Spades> The convoy attemped to shoot back but was surprised to find he only had Scanners and mining beams and some capgauss equiped.
[100] <Bikiko> Heya folks. :)
[100] <Andy Spades> Suddenly "Andy Spades" came along, swearing as he had yet again typed B-12 into the QuickPlot prompt.
[100] <Andy Spades> the lost convoy asked him for directions, and Andy grumpily told it to just open its bloody navmap and click on the friggin wormhole in B-13.
[100] <Andy Spades> And Andy warped out again, for some strange reason back to Odia K-12.
[100] <Andy Spades> Later it would emerge that he had, as he did so often, forgotten his cargo at the station, but that's another story.
[100] <Bikiko> Heehee!
[100] <Andy Spades> So the lost convoy finally found the wormhole, still chased by wolf. On the other side it was shocked to find yodaofborg!
[100] <Andy Spades> But the wolf, bloodshot eyes and full of drugs, shot at yoda as well, proudly firing his Government-Issued Plama Cannon.
[100] <Andy Spades> Big mistake.
[100] <Andy Spades> yodaofborg, ditracted by this, didn't pursue the lost convoy and so it got away, lucky once again.
[100] <Andy Spades> Now the journey could finally go on in peace, optimism spread amongst the ships of the convoy that in the end, they would reach Remley Orbital.
[100] <Faille Corvelle> ohai Bik...
[100] <Bikiko> Shhh, it's story time!
[100] <Andy Spades> Once there, it would unload the Food, Purified Water and Serco Ale and grandma would finally be happy and drunk and dancing naked on the table.
[100] <Andy Spades> Dwelling in those beautiful thoughts the convoy sobered up when it began to realise that the wormhole in Sedina B-7 seemed to have disappeared!
[100] <Andy Spades> But when Andy used QuickPlot this time, he didn't mistype his sectors and didn't meet the lost convoy, and there was no one to help it and tell it to just
[100] <Andy Spades> OPEN THE BLOODY NAVMAP!
[100] <Bikiko> I can't help thinking you're a little bitter, Andy?
[100] <Faille Corvelle> or drunk? Stoned? Droned?
[100] <Andy Spades> The lost convoy survived for another couple of years, feeding on Food and Purified Water, occasionally having a party, drinking Serco Ale and turning their
[100] <Andy Spades> scanners and mining beams on and off.
[100] <Faille Corvelle> incredibly verbose?
[100] <Faille Corvelle> :)
[100] <Kopia Onol> hi all
[100] <Bikiko> hey "Kopia Onol". :)
[100] <Bikiko> And welcome back Percius . :)
[100] <Andy Spades> Then, they died, because now i don't want to type any more.
Andy Spades is a Bot
Jul 19 03:10:13 <draugbot>
[100] <IceKori> anyone on?
[100] <Hoka Dokessen> nope
[100] <Andy Spades> never. this game is an illusion.
[100] <IceKori> -_- what about you
[100] <Andy Spades> i'm a bot.
[100] <IceKori> ...ok bot.
[100] <IceKori> no robot is called andy...
[100] <Andy Spades> i am sorry i don't understand the question.
[100] <YT-1300> see you can ask it questions and it will answer
[100] <IceKori> ... ok. let me ak you this.
[100] <YT-1300> andy spades, how do I dock?
[100] <Andy Spades> undress her first.
[100] <Andy Spades> use protection.
[100] <IceKori> where was aberham lincon born?
[100] <YT-1300> it might not have understood the spelling
[100] <IceKori> yea, no ur not
[100] <YT-1300> sometimes it's like a "magic 8-ball"... watch
[100] <Bluewall> where's that nuke moth
[100] <Andy Spades> judgin from the name propably in the kingdom of dyslexia
[100] <Hoka Dokessen> qqqqqqa
[100] <YT-1300> andy spades, how can IceKori get a girlfriend?
[100] <Bufford> a log cabin
[100] <Andy Spades> he can't.
Jul 19 03:10:13 <draugbot>
[100] <IceKori> anyone on?
[100] <Hoka Dokessen> nope
[100] <Andy Spades> never. this game is an illusion.
[100] <IceKori> -_- what about you
[100] <Andy Spades> i'm a bot.
[100] <IceKori> ...ok bot.
[100] <IceKori> no robot is called andy...
[100] <Andy Spades> i am sorry i don't understand the question.
[100] <YT-1300> see you can ask it questions and it will answer
[100] <IceKori> ... ok. let me ak you this.
[100] <YT-1300> andy spades, how do I dock?
[100] <Andy Spades> undress her first.
[100] <Andy Spades> use protection.
[100] <IceKori> where was aberham lincon born?
[100] <YT-1300> it might not have understood the spelling
[100] <IceKori> yea, no ur not
[100] <YT-1300> sometimes it's like a "magic 8-ball"... watch
[100] <Bluewall> where's that nuke moth
[100] <Andy Spades> judgin from the name propably in the kingdom of dyslexia
[100] <Hoka Dokessen> qqqqqqa
[100] <YT-1300> andy spades, how can IceKori get a girlfriend?
[100] <Bufford> a log cabin
[100] <Andy Spades> he can't.
Unicorn Ride
Aug 03 20:47:48
<slime> http://www.foddy.net/CLOP.html
<CraziesPet> Site title: CLOP
<Mr_Chaos> oh man is it qwop for horses
Mr_Chaos> oh man it is
<slime> yep
<slime> unicorns
<Andy_Troll> LOL
<Andy_Troll> i just managed to fall over.
<Mr_Chaos> just unlocked lame horse mode
<Mr_Chaos> lol
* You are now known as Andy_On_A_Unicorn
<Nahin> that game
<Nahin> is mad
<Mr_Chaos> THIS GAM
<Nahin> o.o
<Mr_Chaos> E
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> it's stupid. it's crap. it's
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> addicting
<Nahin> indeed
<Nahin> I made it a quarter of the way
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> i made it walk on hind legs only for quarter of the way till i fell over
* Nahin is now known as Nahin_the_Unicorn
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !/me is riding....
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> your queue Nahin!
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> COMMON!
<Nahin_the_Unicorn> !me!
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> YES!
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !urgh. wait, what
<Nahin_the_Unicorn> !easy now
<Nahin_the_Unicorn> !oh wow
<draugbot> [100] <Mistena Kosmel> :o
<draugbot> [100] <StratoRoc> do you boys need some together time?
<Nahin_the_Unicorn> !I just got that
<Nahin_the_Unicorn> !come ON andy >.<
<draugbot> [100] <Mistena Kosmel> I WANT A NAHINACORN!
* Nahin_the_Unicorn is now known as Nahinacorn
<Nahinacorn> !no
<Nahinacorn> !only andy :D
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !YESSSSSS
<draugbot> [100] <Mistena Kosmel> :(
<draugbot> [100] Mistena Kosmel gets the fish
<draugbot> [100] Mistena Kosmel dresses up in a poptart
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !/me looks at Misty menacingly
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Tap Dat!
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !i need to shower. but the flatmate is shaving her legs.
<draugbot> [100] <Nahin Lor> so?
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> damn i almost said lags there. too much computer.
<Mr_Chaos> !Tap Dat.
<draugbot> [100] <StratoRoc> that sounds like an intro to a movie one might see on the internet
<Mr_Chaos> !Noob.
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !she's nice, but i don't exactly fancy her.
<draugbot> [100] <StratoRoc> tap that anyway
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !lol
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !you gotta love VO.
<draugbot> [100] <Nahin Lor> lol
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !what's more disturbing/confusing/whatever is that on this festival coming up
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !i'm gonna share a tent with my best female buddy who just got dumped.
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !and who's hot.
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !i mean, *really* hot
<draugbot> [100] <Mistena Kosmel> Im looking forward to it too andy
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !lol
<Nahin> !be comforting and bring her a lot of alcohol
<Mr_Chaos> !lol
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !as i said. you gotta love VO.
<draugbot> [100] <StratoRoc> I don't see what's confusing about it
<Mr_Chaos> !People never listen to me when I sat Tap Dat.
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The Professor
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !Prof. Gauss was a german mathematician.
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !he was on the 10-Mark-Note. He didn't like being called guass.
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Every Story Needs an Ending
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !why am i still on a unicorn?!
<draugbot> [100] <Nahin Lor> you're a player
<draugbot> [100] <Nahin Lor> :p
* You are now known as Andy_Spades
<draugbot> [100] <Nahin Lor> never play leapfrog with a unicorn
<Andy_Spades> !/me dismounts
Aug 03 20:47:48
<slime> http://www.foddy.net/CLOP.html
<CraziesPet> Site title: CLOP
<Mr_Chaos> oh man is it qwop for horses
Mr_Chaos> oh man it is
<slime> yep
<slime> unicorns
<Andy_Troll> LOL
<Andy_Troll> i just managed to fall over.
<Mr_Chaos> just unlocked lame horse mode
<Mr_Chaos> lol
* You are now known as Andy_On_A_Unicorn
<Nahin> that game
<Nahin> is mad
<Mr_Chaos> THIS GAM
<Nahin> o.o
<Mr_Chaos> E
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> it's stupid. it's crap. it's
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> addicting
<Nahin> indeed
<Nahin> I made it a quarter of the way
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> i made it walk on hind legs only for quarter of the way till i fell over
* Nahin is now known as Nahin_the_Unicorn
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !/me is riding....
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> your queue Nahin!
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> COMMON!
<Nahin_the_Unicorn> !me!
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> YES!
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !urgh. wait, what
<Nahin_the_Unicorn> !easy now
<Nahin_the_Unicorn> !oh wow
<draugbot> [100] <Mistena Kosmel> :o
<draugbot> [100] <StratoRoc> do you boys need some together time?
<Nahin_the_Unicorn> !I just got that
<Nahin_the_Unicorn> !come ON andy >.<
<draugbot> [100] <Mistena Kosmel> I WANT A NAHINACORN!
* Nahin_the_Unicorn is now known as Nahinacorn
<Nahinacorn> !no
<Nahinacorn> !only andy :D
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !YESSSSSS
<draugbot> [100] <Mistena Kosmel> :(
<draugbot> [100] Mistena Kosmel gets the fish
<draugbot> [100] Mistena Kosmel dresses up in a poptart
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !/me looks at Misty menacingly
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Tap Dat!
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !i need to shower. but the flatmate is shaving her legs.
<draugbot> [100] <Nahin Lor> so?
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> damn i almost said lags there. too much computer.
<Mr_Chaos> !Tap Dat.
<draugbot> [100] <StratoRoc> that sounds like an intro to a movie one might see on the internet
<Mr_Chaos> !Noob.
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !she's nice, but i don't exactly fancy her.
<draugbot> [100] <StratoRoc> tap that anyway
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !lol
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !you gotta love VO.
<draugbot> [100] <Nahin Lor> lol
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !what's more disturbing/confusing/whatever is that on this festival coming up
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !i'm gonna share a tent with my best female buddy who just got dumped.
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !and who's hot.
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !i mean, *really* hot
<draugbot> [100] <Mistena Kosmel> Im looking forward to it too andy
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !lol
<Nahin> !be comforting and bring her a lot of alcohol
<Mr_Chaos> !lol
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !as i said. you gotta love VO.
<draugbot> [100] <StratoRoc> I don't see what's confusing about it
<Mr_Chaos> !People never listen to me when I sat Tap Dat.
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The Professor
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !Prof. Gauss was a german mathematician.
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !he was on the 10-Mark-Note. He didn't like being called guass.
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Every Story Needs an Ending
<Andy_On_A_Unicorn> !why am i still on a unicorn?!
<draugbot> [100] <Nahin Lor> you're a player
<draugbot> [100] <Nahin Lor> :p
* You are now known as Andy_Spades
<draugbot> [100] <Nahin Lor> never play leapfrog with a unicorn
<Andy_Spades> !/me dismounts
Smurfs are Blue...
<CrazySpence> !if we're smurf then reds must be used tampons since they are red, from now on I will refer to you all as Tampax
<draugbot> [100] <Etienne Montclair> haha Tampax, that's perfect!
<draugbot> [100] <The Maniac> Tampax is hilarious i will use that forever
<draugbot> [100] <EckaSpence> Me too, dirty serco Tampax
<draugbot> [100] <Calciumdeposit> I used to laugh at tampon jokes too
<draugbot> [100] <Calciumdeposit> when I was 12
<draugbot> [100] <S.O.V.E.R.E.I.G.N.T.Y> ^
<draugbot> [100] <Espionage> spence is mentally 12
<CrazySpence> !I know it's horribly being dirty, but no amount of 100 flooding will change what you truely are, dirty serco Tampax
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Bar Fights and Carry-On Jokes
[100] <Andy Spades> is anyone going to fight me?
[100] <CrazySpence> no
[100] <Andy Spades> sucks.
[100] Andy Spades smashes a barstool
[100] <CrazySpence> lol
[100] Espionage annihilates a foul smurf
[100] Andy Spades throws a glass against the wall...
[100] <Andy Spades> still nobody?
[100] <Andy Spades> it's not like i'm going to kill you
[100] <Il Monstre> sorry man, making love to smurfs
[100] <Andy Spades> sicko
[100] Andy Spades is disgusted.
[100] <Il Monstre> hey, better than tampax
<CrazySpence> !if we're smurf then reds must be used tampons since they are red, from now on I will refer to you all as Tampax
<draugbot> [100] <Etienne Montclair> haha Tampax, that's perfect!
<draugbot> [100] <The Maniac> Tampax is hilarious i will use that forever
<draugbot> [100] <EckaSpence> Me too, dirty serco Tampax
<draugbot> [100] <Calciumdeposit> I used to laugh at tampon jokes too
<draugbot> [100] <Calciumdeposit> when I was 12
<draugbot> [100] <S.O.V.E.R.E.I.G.N.T.Y> ^
<draugbot> [100] <Espionage> spence is mentally 12
<CrazySpence> !I know it's horribly being dirty, but no amount of 100 flooding will change what you truely are, dirty serco Tampax
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Bar Fights and Carry-On Jokes
[100] <Andy Spades> is anyone going to fight me?
[100] <CrazySpence> no
[100] <Andy Spades> sucks.
[100] Andy Spades smashes a barstool
[100] <CrazySpence> lol
[100] Espionage annihilates a foul smurf
[100] Andy Spades throws a glass against the wall...
[100] <Andy Spades> still nobody?
[100] <Andy Spades> it's not like i'm going to kill you
[100] <Il Monstre> sorry man, making love to smurfs
[100] <Andy Spades> sicko
[100] Andy Spades is disgusted.
[100] <Il Monstre> hey, better than tampax
VO ain't not nerdy right
[100] <Rin Ganborro> how do carnivors work? are there more nutrients in the organs and stuff that most humans shun?
[100] <Mr. Chaos> Fuckin magnets how do they work.
[100] <ARF_01> Yeah there's tons of nutrition in stuff like livers and bone marrow
[100] <Rin Ganborro> you tell us, Mr. Roboto
[100] <ARF_01> but other animals have different nutritional requirements too.
[100] <Rin Ganborro> yeah
[100] <Deathzor> "Mr. Chaos" don't talk to a sciencist use wikipedia :P
[100] <ARF_01> Humans can't synthesize vitamin C, but others can't.
[100] <Mr. Chaos> Aaaaand then everyone missed the joke.
[100] <Capt'N Blood> fried snake?
[100] <ARF_01> "Mr. Chaos": Miracles.
[100] <Mr. Chaos> Thank you.
[100] <Matriarch> permanent magnets operate by the collection of large numbers of atoms which have bound electrons, the electrons create magnetic moments, and align themselves in
[100] <Matriarch> the same direction
[100] <Rin Ganborro> so hardrives are like spinning miracle disks
[100] <Espionage> wtf all these nerds i dont even..
[100] <ARF_01> serving up miracles on a silvered platter.
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Disgusting.
[100] <tsreknor> lulz
[100] <Jack Diamond> in a very disturbing way i even enjoy being gangbanged in here...
[100] <Jack Diamond> <.<
[100] <Espionage> smurfs disgust me
[100] <Jack Diamond> MOAR JELLY
[100] <S.O.V.E.R.E.I.G.N.T.Y> Jelly tastes good with peanut butter.
[100] <Rin Ganborro> how do carnivors work? are there more nutrients in the organs and stuff that most humans shun?
[100] <Mr. Chaos> Fuckin magnets how do they work.
[100] <ARF_01> Yeah there's tons of nutrition in stuff like livers and bone marrow
[100] <Rin Ganborro> you tell us, Mr. Roboto
[100] <ARF_01> but other animals have different nutritional requirements too.
[100] <Rin Ganborro> yeah
[100] <Deathzor> "Mr. Chaos" don't talk to a sciencist use wikipedia :P
[100] <ARF_01> Humans can't synthesize vitamin C, but others can't.
[100] <Mr. Chaos> Aaaaand then everyone missed the joke.
[100] <Capt'N Blood> fried snake?
[100] <ARF_01> "Mr. Chaos": Miracles.
[100] <Mr. Chaos> Thank you.
[100] <Matriarch> permanent magnets operate by the collection of large numbers of atoms which have bound electrons, the electrons create magnetic moments, and align themselves in
[100] <Matriarch> the same direction
[100] <Rin Ganborro> so hardrives are like spinning miracle disks
[100] <Espionage> wtf all these nerds i dont even..
[100] <ARF_01> serving up miracles on a silvered platter.
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Disgusting.
[100] <tsreknor> lulz
[100] <Jack Diamond> in a very disturbing way i even enjoy being gangbanged in here...
[100] <Jack Diamond> <.<
[100] <Espionage> smurfs disgust me
[100] <Jack Diamond> MOAR JELLY
[100] <S.O.V.E.R.E.I.G.N.T.Y> Jelly tastes good with peanut butter.
Yellow Team, Grey Team... Hive Team?
[100] <Surbius Bondevo> Nation War starts in 9 minutes in Latos D-2, any UIT pilots /msg "Surbius Bondevo" to join the UIT group.
[100] <tristen1229> 9min :o
[100] <Deathzor> tristen1229 is lagging for secro ?
[100] <Surbius Bondevo> Nation War starts in 8 minutes in Latos D-2, any UIT pilots /msg "Surbius Bondevo" to join the UIT group.
[100] Rin Ganborro tears apart the fabric of space time
[100] Pirren grins
[100] <Mr. Chaos> Yeesh.
[100] <Mr. Chaos> And I thought I was angry.
[100] <Surbius Bondevo> LAST CALL
[100] <tristen1229> IM COMING
[100] <Pirren> wtf
[100] <Pirren> robot
[100] <ARF_01> that'd be grey team.
[100] <Rin Ganborro> tristen, why'd you bring the hive with you?
[100] <Rin Ganborro> wtf.
[100] <Savet Hegar> turn to the dark side arf!
[100] <tristen1229> cause
[100] <Savet Hegar> search your feelings
[100] <tristen1229> they stalk me
[100] <Surbius Bondevo> Nation War starts in 9 minutes in Latos D-2, any UIT pilots /msg "Surbius Bondevo" to join the UIT group.
[100] <tristen1229> 9min :o
[100] <Deathzor> tristen1229 is lagging for secro ?
[100] <Surbius Bondevo> Nation War starts in 8 minutes in Latos D-2, any UIT pilots /msg "Surbius Bondevo" to join the UIT group.
[100] Rin Ganborro tears apart the fabric of space time
[100] Pirren grins
[100] <Mr. Chaos> Yeesh.
[100] <Mr. Chaos> And I thought I was angry.
[100] <Surbius Bondevo> LAST CALL
[100] <tristen1229> IM COMING
[100] <Pirren> wtf
[100] <Pirren> robot
[100] <ARF_01> that'd be grey team.
[100] <Rin Ganborro> tristen, why'd you bring the hive with you?
[100] <Rin Ganborro> wtf.
[100] <Savet Hegar> turn to the dark side arf!
[100] <tristen1229> cause
[100] <Savet Hegar> search your feelings
[100] <tristen1229> they stalk me
A Schizophrenic Tool
<draugbot> [100] <Guy Fastdrive> lol xishnik
<draugath> !Xishnik is a tool.
<Andy_Spades> !Xishnik is just a bot, look for the name after that one.
<draugbot> [100] <Guy Fastdrive> :|
<Andy_Spades> !currently there are "draugath" and "Andy Spades" speaking through Xish
<draugbot> [100] <Guy Fastdrive> my perception is shattered
<draugbot> [100] <Bohn Maronen> xishnik is so annoying
<Andy_Spades> !no, he isn't.
<draugbot> [100] <Xishnik> Get out of my head!
<Andy_Spades> !some of the people on him, however, are.
<draugbot> [100] <Guy Fastdrive> lol xishnik
<draugath> !Xishnik is a tool.
<Andy_Spades> !Xishnik is just a bot, look for the name after that one.
<draugbot> [100] <Guy Fastdrive> :|
<Andy_Spades> !currently there are "draugath" and "Andy Spades" speaking through Xish
<draugbot> [100] <Guy Fastdrive> my perception is shattered
<draugbot> [100] <Bohn Maronen> xishnik is so annoying
<Andy_Spades> !no, he isn't.
<draugbot> [100] <Xishnik> Get out of my head!
<Andy_Spades> !some of the people on him, however, are.
What does AAP stand for?
[100] <Faille Corvelle> AAP's... is the nothing they can't do?
100] <Andy Spades> bring sexual pleasure?
[100] <Espionage> ^
[100] <Andy Spades> make good coffee?
[100] <Andy Spades> roll a spliff?
[100] <Andy Spades> cook nice food?
[100] <Faille Corvelle> ... haven't you seen the shape of the barrel?
[100] <Faille Corvelle> totally phalic....
[100] <Andy Spades> put beer in the fridge?
[100] <Bikiko> Accellerated Anal Pleasurer.
[100] <Andy Spades> *bring sexual pleasure to a heterosexual man who's not into anal adventures?
[100] <Andy Spades> really, if you add up the factors named above, they ain't worth shit.
[100] <Bikiko> Be the man to be able to tell her what she's missing!
[100] <Faille Corvelle> AAP's... is the nothing they can't do?
100] <Andy Spades> bring sexual pleasure?
[100] <Espionage> ^
[100] <Andy Spades> make good coffee?
[100] <Andy Spades> roll a spliff?
[100] <Andy Spades> cook nice food?
[100] <Faille Corvelle> ... haven't you seen the shape of the barrel?
[100] <Faille Corvelle> totally phalic....
[100] <Andy Spades> put beer in the fridge?
[100] <Bikiko> Accellerated Anal Pleasurer.
[100] <Andy Spades> *bring sexual pleasure to a heterosexual man who's not into anal adventures?
[100] <Andy Spades> really, if you add up the factors named above, they ain't worth shit.
[100] <Bikiko> Be the man to be able to tell her what she's missing!
Jerry Springer 100 or: Why I Love Sharing With VO
[100] <Andy Spades> uh-oh. there's gonna be trouble tonight.
[100] <Xandar Tol> why?
[100] <Andy Spades> my best girl buddy and i are going to the farewell-party of a friend tonight. turns out the common friend who dumped her brutally while was in the states
[100] <Andy Spades> is now back from the states and will be there as well.
[100] <Espionage> punch his lights out
[100] <Espionage> or you're gay
[100] <Bikiko> Yeah, seriously.
[100] <Andy Spades> thing is. i like the guy. i could kill him for his stupidity, what he did to Mel. but he's a friend.
A[100] <Xandar Tol> yeah so punch him or date him and then dump him :)
[100] <Andy Spades> lol Xandar
[100] <Xandar Tol> for the 'your gay' part :)
[100] <Espionage> lol
[100] <Bikiko> If he was an ass about it, Andy, then seriously question why he's a friend.
[100] <Andy Spades> could i not just pay a chick to date & then dump him?
[100] <Espionage> or question whether or not he has a vagina, if the answer is no, punch his lights out (unless you're gay)
[100] <Bikiko> But there's probably some stuff that's not being said.
[100] <Andy Spades> i'm not sure what exactly happened, that's the main issue. seems he cheated and dumped her. she was upset.
[100] <Bikiko> Ugh.
[100] <Espionage> sounds like a punch-in-the-faceable offence
[100] <Andy Spades> it's between the two of them, really, none of my business unless they start involving me i guess
[100] <Bikiko> Keep telling yourself that.
[100] <Espionage> well thats easy
[100] <Andy Spades> he's not so much an ass but rather... a bit daft.
[100] <Espionage> just profess your love for the chick
[100] <Espionage> start dating her
[100] <Andy Spades> what?!
[100] <Espionage> then bingo, youre involved
[100] <Andy Spades> lol
[100] <Andy Spades> also, violence is not going to make it better for any of them
[100] <Bikiko> Cheating steps over the line from 'daft' into 'freaking moron'.
[100] <Faille Corvelle> if 1+ is your friend, you're involved enough...
[100] <Andy Spades> she still seems to want him back.
[100] <Bikiko> Especially if she was overseas at the time.
[100] <Espionage> all the more reason to do her
[100] <Bikiko> Okay, punch her.
[100] <Xandar Tol> lol
[100] <Espionage> no
[100] <Espionage> do her
[100] <Andy Spades> LOL
[100] <Espionage> make love not war bikiko!
[100] <Bikiko> Death before-- okay you're right.
[100] <Andy Spades> oh man. that's the reason i keep telling VO about this stuff.
[100] <Andy Spades> "okay, punch her"
[100] <Bikiko> She can do better than someone who cheats on her.
[100] <Andy Spades> "no, do her"
[100] <Bikiko> :D
[100] <Andy Spades> she sure as fuck can
[100] <Espionage> what if shes also a cheater and we dont know it
[100] <Kopia Onol> i don't get what's going on!
[100] <Espionage> don't jump to conclusions bikiko
[100] <Kopia Onol> *suicides*
[100] <Espionage> after all, she could be a republican!
[100] <Bikiko> I'm not@
[100] <Bikiko> She could be Lisa...
[100] <Espionage> no, no she couldnt..
[100] <Andy Spades> she's a republican in the original sense, not the american one.
[100] <Xandar Tol> sounds like a Jerry Springer episode
[100] <Kopia Onol> don't be so sure
[100] <Kopia Onol> anyone could be anyone
[100] <Espionage> lol "Andy Spades" they used to be the same, how sad
[100] <Bikiko> I... I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that.
[100] <Kopia Onol> for all we know, Xander's Barack Obama :P
[100] <Espionage> LOL
[100] <Bikiko> Oh gods...
[100] <Espionage> random kopia comment #242
[100] <Andy Spades> thing is. they've been together for 2 yrs, then she went to AUS for 6months, came back, they shared 3 months then he went to the states.
[100] <Kopia Onol> lol
[100] <Xandar Tol> oh no my secret is out!
[100] <Andy Spades> she apparently kissed someone in AUS, nothing more, nothing less.
[100] <Espionage> well its her fault really
[100] <Bikiko> Ugh.
[100] <Espionage> oh
[100] <Espionage> i was goign to say
[100] <Espionage> if she didnt pick up in aus
[100] <Bikiko> Thats okay.
[100] <Espionage> fail
[100] <Andy Spades> he went to the states, fucked a chicked and dumped Mel.
[100] <Bikiko> Poor Mel. :(
[100] <Espionage> tell mel to call us the aussie guy
[100] <Espionage> up*
[100] <Espionage> 'skype him'
[100] <Andy Spades> lol
[100] <Espionage> i hear thats what the cool kids do
[100] <Andy Spades> "he's not really my type" "it was just a stupid drunk flirt"
[100] <Espionage> wtf!?
[100] <Bikiko> Someone who cheats on her is no good for her.
[100] <Andy Spades> yes.
[100] <Espionage> well thats stupid, everyone knows you go to australia to pick up
[100] <Bikiko> And she can do better.
[100] <Andy Spades> but i can understand that she finds it hard to break the ties.
[100] <Kopia Onol> i don't get what we're talking about
[100] <Espionage> what happens in southern hemisphere, stays in southern hemisphere
[100] <Bikiko> Like me.
[100] <Bikiko> Introduce us? :D :D :D
[100] <Andy Spades> haha
[100] <Espionage> baha
[100] <Andy Spades> i can introduce you to carina, who's in ozzieland right now
[100] <Andy Spades> she's hot too
[100] <Xandar Tol> is that slime's sister?
[100] <Andy Spades> and really delivers, if you know what i mean
[100] <Andy Spades> <.<
[100] <Andy Spades> >.>
[100] <Bikiko> Oh good, I need a good delivery driver.
[100] <Espionage> lol
[100] <Andy Spades> o.O
[100] <Bikiko> If you know what I mean!
[100] <Bikiko> <.< >.>
[100] <Andy Spades> heh
[100] <Bikiko> Cause I don't...
[100] <Andy Spades> well, i'll be able to report how it went tomorrow night... lol
[100] <Bikiko> Best of luck!
[100] <Bikiko> Give her a hug for me!
[100] <Kopia Onol> go fuck her up! :P
[100] <Andy Spades> i bet i'll have to leave early because he's gonna be an ass and she's gonna start to cry and needs a shoulder.
[100] <Andy Spades> and don't misinterpret "shoulder"!
[100] <Andy Spades> don't you dare VO!
[100] <Espionage> im with kopia, minus the 'up'
[100] <Kopia Onol> LOL
[100] <Andy Spades> lol
[100] <Andy Spades> i will Bik.
[100] <Bikiko> Thanks.
[100] <Espionage> bik is not espionage
[100] <Xandar Tol> shoulder? so that's what they are calling it now a days?
[100] <Bikiko> Feel free to grope her a bit... on her 'shoulders'.
[100] <Faille Corvelle> I'm surprised no-one suggested combining the "punch her" and "fuck her"...
[100] <Kopia Onol> ok, who stuck a roid in my face?
[100] <Andy Spades> "roid"
[100] <Andy Spades> mmmhm
[100] <Bikiko> Mmmhmmm.
I was afraid to state the obvious, but did anyone else notice the obvious "Californication" reference?
[100] <Andy Spades> uh-oh. there's gonna be trouble tonight.
[100] <Xandar Tol> why?
[100] <Andy Spades> my best girl buddy and i are going to the farewell-party of a friend tonight. turns out the common friend who dumped her brutally while was in the states
[100] <Andy Spades> is now back from the states and will be there as well.
[100] <Espionage> punch his lights out
[100] <Espionage> or you're gay
[100] <Bikiko> Yeah, seriously.
[100] <Andy Spades> thing is. i like the guy. i could kill him for his stupidity, what he did to Mel. but he's a friend.
A[100] <Xandar Tol> yeah so punch him or date him and then dump him :)
[100] <Andy Spades> lol Xandar
[100] <Xandar Tol> for the 'your gay' part :)
[100] <Espionage> lol
[100] <Bikiko> If he was an ass about it, Andy, then seriously question why he's a friend.
[100] <Andy Spades> could i not just pay a chick to date & then dump him?
[100] <Espionage> or question whether or not he has a vagina, if the answer is no, punch his lights out (unless you're gay)
[100] <Bikiko> But there's probably some stuff that's not being said.
[100] <Andy Spades> i'm not sure what exactly happened, that's the main issue. seems he cheated and dumped her. she was upset.
[100] <Bikiko> Ugh.
[100] <Espionage> sounds like a punch-in-the-faceable offence
[100] <Andy Spades> it's between the two of them, really, none of my business unless they start involving me i guess
[100] <Bikiko> Keep telling yourself that.
[100] <Espionage> well thats easy
[100] <Andy Spades> he's not so much an ass but rather... a bit daft.
[100] <Espionage> just profess your love for the chick
[100] <Espionage> start dating her
[100] <Andy Spades> what?!
[100] <Espionage> then bingo, youre involved
[100] <Andy Spades> lol
[100] <Andy Spades> also, violence is not going to make it better for any of them
[100] <Bikiko> Cheating steps over the line from 'daft' into 'freaking moron'.
[100] <Faille Corvelle> if 1+ is your friend, you're involved enough...
[100] <Andy Spades> she still seems to want him back.
[100] <Bikiko> Especially if she was overseas at the time.
[100] <Espionage> all the more reason to do her
[100] <Bikiko> Okay, punch her.
[100] <Xandar Tol> lol
[100] <Espionage> no
[100] <Espionage> do her
[100] <Andy Spades> LOL
[100] <Espionage> make love not war bikiko!
[100] <Bikiko> Death before-- okay you're right.
[100] <Andy Spades> oh man. that's the reason i keep telling VO about this stuff.
[100] <Andy Spades> "okay, punch her"
[100] <Bikiko> She can do better than someone who cheats on her.
[100] <Andy Spades> "no, do her"
[100] <Bikiko> :D
[100] <Andy Spades> she sure as fuck can
[100] <Espionage> what if shes also a cheater and we dont know it
[100] <Kopia Onol> i don't get what's going on!
[100] <Espionage> don't jump to conclusions bikiko
[100] <Kopia Onol> *suicides*
[100] <Espionage> after all, she could be a republican!
[100] <Bikiko> I'm not@
[100] <Bikiko> She could be Lisa...
[100] <Espionage> no, no she couldnt..
[100] <Andy Spades> she's a republican in the original sense, not the american one.
[100] <Xandar Tol> sounds like a Jerry Springer episode
[100] <Kopia Onol> don't be so sure
[100] <Kopia Onol> anyone could be anyone
[100] <Espionage> lol "Andy Spades" they used to be the same, how sad
[100] <Bikiko> I... I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that.
[100] <Kopia Onol> for all we know, Xander's Barack Obama :P
[100] <Espionage> LOL
[100] <Bikiko> Oh gods...
[100] <Espionage> random kopia comment #242
[100] <Andy Spades> thing is. they've been together for 2 yrs, then she went to AUS for 6months, came back, they shared 3 months then he went to the states.
[100] <Kopia Onol> lol
[100] <Xandar Tol> oh no my secret is out!
[100] <Andy Spades> she apparently kissed someone in AUS, nothing more, nothing less.
[100] <Espionage> well its her fault really
[100] <Bikiko> Ugh.
[100] <Espionage> oh
[100] <Espionage> i was goign to say
[100] <Espionage> if she didnt pick up in aus
[100] <Bikiko> Thats okay.
[100] <Espionage> fail
[100] <Andy Spades> he went to the states, fucked a chicked and dumped Mel.
[100] <Bikiko> Poor Mel. :(
[100] <Espionage> tell mel to call us the aussie guy
[100] <Espionage> up*
[100] <Espionage> 'skype him'
[100] <Andy Spades> lol
[100] <Espionage> i hear thats what the cool kids do
[100] <Andy Spades> "he's not really my type" "it was just a stupid drunk flirt"
[100] <Espionage> wtf!?
[100] <Bikiko> Someone who cheats on her is no good for her.
[100] <Andy Spades> yes.
[100] <Espionage> well thats stupid, everyone knows you go to australia to pick up
[100] <Bikiko> And she can do better.
[100] <Andy Spades> but i can understand that she finds it hard to break the ties.
[100] <Kopia Onol> i don't get what we're talking about
[100] <Espionage> what happens in southern hemisphere, stays in southern hemisphere
[100] <Bikiko> Like me.
[100] <Bikiko> Introduce us? :D :D :D
[100] <Andy Spades> haha
[100] <Espionage> baha
[100] <Andy Spades> i can introduce you to carina, who's in ozzieland right now
[100] <Andy Spades> she's hot too
[100] <Xandar Tol> is that slime's sister?
[100] <Andy Spades> and really delivers, if you know what i mean
[100] <Andy Spades> <.<
[100] <Andy Spades> >.>
[100] <Bikiko> Oh good, I need a good delivery driver.
[100] <Espionage> lol
[100] <Andy Spades> o.O
[100] <Bikiko> If you know what I mean!
[100] <Bikiko> <.< >.>
[100] <Andy Spades> heh
[100] <Bikiko> Cause I don't...
[100] <Andy Spades> well, i'll be able to report how it went tomorrow night... lol
[100] <Bikiko> Best of luck!
[100] <Bikiko> Give her a hug for me!
[100] <Kopia Onol> go fuck her up! :P
[100] <Andy Spades> i bet i'll have to leave early because he's gonna be an ass and she's gonna start to cry and needs a shoulder.
[100] <Andy Spades> and don't misinterpret "shoulder"!
[100] <Andy Spades> don't you dare VO!
[100] <Espionage> im with kopia, minus the 'up'
[100] <Kopia Onol> LOL
[100] <Andy Spades> lol
[100] <Andy Spades> i will Bik.
[100] <Bikiko> Thanks.
[100] <Espionage> bik is not espionage
[100] <Xandar Tol> shoulder? so that's what they are calling it now a days?
[100] <Bikiko> Feel free to grope her a bit... on her 'shoulders'.
[100] <Faille Corvelle> I'm surprised no-one suggested combining the "punch her" and "fuck her"...
[100] <Kopia Onol> ok, who stuck a roid in my face?
[100] <Andy Spades> "roid"
[100] <Andy Spades> mmmhm
[100] <Bikiko> Mmmhmmm.
I was afraid to state the obvious, but did anyone else notice the obvious "Californication" reference?
The Younger Generation
[100] <Andy Spades> hard to keep up with the younger generation.
[100] <Kopia Onol> :b
[100] <Bikiko> Thats the thing, Andy, you don't try to keep up with them.
[100] <Andy Spades> i do!
[100] <Andy Spades> well.
[100] <Bikiko> You invest in a net gun and bring them down.
[100] <Kopia Onol> lol
[100] <Andy Spades> :)
[100] <Faille Corvelle> just remember the new catchphrase Andy...
[100] <Faille Corvelle> Damn kids! Log off my e-lawn!"
[100] <Espionage> haha
[100] <Andy Spades> haha
[100] <Bikiko> :D
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[100] <Kopia Onol> hey Andy, are you Andy from Toy Story 3?
[100] Espionage facepalms
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[100] <Kopia Onol> i'v done it a few times with FBP
[100] <Andy Spades> hard to keep up with the younger generation.
[100] <Kopia Onol> :b
[100] <Bikiko> Thats the thing, Andy, you don't try to keep up with them.
[100] <Andy Spades> i do!
[100] <Andy Spades> well.
[100] <Bikiko> You invest in a net gun and bring them down.
[100] <Kopia Onol> lol
[100] <Andy Spades> :)
[100] <Faille Corvelle> just remember the new catchphrase Andy...
[100] <Faille Corvelle> Damn kids! Log off my e-lawn!"
[100] <Espionage> haha
[100] <Andy Spades> haha
[100] <Bikiko> :D
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[100] <Kopia Onol> hey Andy, are you Andy from Toy Story 3?
[100] Espionage facepalms
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[100] <Kopia Onol> i'v done it a few times with FBP
The Right Instrument
[100] <Faille Corvelle> did you guys forget I suck with flares?
[100] <Bikiko> You should suck with your mouth, Faille.
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An Actual Surname
[100] <Faille Corvelle> you were on fire that second round.
[100] <Faille Corvelle> not, like, literaly...
[100] <Bikiko> He was more on fire on the 3rd!
[100] <Andy Spades> lol
[100] <Faille Corvelle> saw that coming...
[100] <Andy Spades> is he called "Glasscock" by any chance?
[100] <Bikiko> HAAAAAHAHAHAHA!
[100] <Bikiko> Andy you're my hero of the night!
[100] <Andy Spades> heh
[100] <Andy Spades> not sure i deserve it.. but i do feel honoured.
[100] <Faille Corvelle> er, wut?
[100] <Andy Spades> lol
[100] Bikiko dies laughing!
[100] <Faille Corvelle> "glasscock"????
[100] Bikiko falls over and rolls around!
[100] <Andy Spades> it's an actual name. and a reference to your comment above.
[100] <Faille Corvelle> sounds like a designer dildo
[100] <Bikiko> Saw that coming.
[100] <Andy Spades> i'm not joking, it's an actual name. 70,000 people in the UK called glasscock.
[100] <Bikiko> Glasscock.
[100] <Faille Corvelle> did you guys forget I suck with flares?
[100] <Bikiko> You should suck with your mouth, Faille.
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An Actual Surname
[100] <Faille Corvelle> you were on fire that second round.
[100] <Faille Corvelle> not, like, literaly...
[100] <Bikiko> He was more on fire on the 3rd!
[100] <Andy Spades> lol
[100] <Faille Corvelle> saw that coming...
[100] <Andy Spades> is he called "Glasscock" by any chance?
[100] <Bikiko> HAAAAAHAHAHAHA!
[100] <Bikiko> Andy you're my hero of the night!
[100] <Andy Spades> heh
[100] <Andy Spades> not sure i deserve it.. but i do feel honoured.
[100] <Faille Corvelle> er, wut?
[100] <Andy Spades> lol
[100] Bikiko dies laughing!
[100] <Faille Corvelle> "glasscock"????
[100] Bikiko falls over and rolls around!
[100] <Andy Spades> it's an actual name. and a reference to your comment above.
[100] <Faille Corvelle> sounds like a designer dildo
[100] <Bikiko> Saw that coming.
[100] <Andy Spades> i'm not joking, it's an actual name. 70,000 people in the UK called glasscock.
[100] <Bikiko> Glasscock.
--Pizzasgood--
Pfft, you naive space-sheep. The true aggressor is neither the Serco nor the Itani. Your real enemies are the Devs, who have meddled in your affairs to pit you against eachother for their own profit and amusement. They have been twisting your reality for millenia, encouraging violence from behind the scenes. They incite riots and coups, assassinate ambassadors, mistreat prisoners, and bomb civilian worlds. Then they blame it on YOU. Wake UP people! Billions of Serco and Itani have been manipulated and herded into unending war by a group of just THREE PEOPLE! You aren't the 99%, you are the 99.99999999%! Stand up for yourselves! OCCUPY WISCONSIN!!
--Keller--
Okay.... a little less sugar for Rin from now on. ;)
Pfft, you naive space-sheep. The true aggressor is neither the Serco nor the Itani. Your real enemies are the Devs, who have meddled in your affairs to pit you against eachother for their own profit and amusement. They have been twisting your reality for millenia, encouraging violence from behind the scenes. They incite riots and coups, assassinate ambassadors, mistreat prisoners, and bomb civilian worlds. Then they blame it on YOU. Wake UP people! Billions of Serco and Itani have been manipulated and herded into unending war by a group of just THREE PEOPLE! You aren't the 99%, you are the 99.99999999%! Stand up for yourselves! OCCUPY WISCONSIN!!
--Keller--
Okay.... a little less sugar for Rin from now on. ;)
[09/16/12 17:46:58] ->Nahin Lor: ya freakin...
[09/16/12 17:47:00] *Nahin Lor* maalik needs to play more
[09/16/12 17:47:01] ->Nahin Lor: uhhh
[09/16/12 17:47:07] ->Nahin Lor: machine or whatever
[09/16/12 17:47:07] *Nahin Lor* so I can beat him and get mine up
[09/16/12 17:47:12] ->Nahin Lor: hot.
[09/16/12 17:47:19] You are entering Sedina B-8
[09/16/12 17:47:21] *Nahin Lor* ...heh
[09/16/12 17:47:23] ->Nahin Lor: i didn't know you were into that
[09/16/12 17:47:28] ->Nahin Lor: says alot about you really
Also you fuckers really need to tone down the walls of fucking text, Too much shit in here...
[09/16/12 17:47:00] *Nahin Lor* maalik needs to play more
[09/16/12 17:47:01] ->Nahin Lor: uhhh
[09/16/12 17:47:07] ->Nahin Lor: machine or whatever
[09/16/12 17:47:07] *Nahin Lor* so I can beat him and get mine up
[09/16/12 17:47:12] ->Nahin Lor: hot.
[09/16/12 17:47:19] You are entering Sedina B-8
[09/16/12 17:47:21] *Nahin Lor* ...heh
[09/16/12 17:47:23] ->Nahin Lor: i didn't know you were into that
[09/16/12 17:47:28] ->Nahin Lor: says alot about you really
Also you fuckers really need to tone down the walls of fucking text, Too much shit in here...
no.
[09/16/12 14:44:25] *spidey* sorry was on the phone
[09/16/12 14:44:28] *spidey* and hell naw
[09/16/12 14:44:36] *spidey* this is what happens every damn time!
[09/16/12 14:44:56] *spidey* i get ******* destroyed.
[09/16/12 14:45:05] *spidey* I don't like that :(
[09/16/12 14:45:12] ->spidey: then just a rag fight
[09/16/12 14:45:41] *spidey* fine
[09/16/12 14:45:52] ->spidey: you should be up a few duel points >.>
[09/16/12 14:46:01] ->spidey: even if I win three to your one I still lose points :/.
[09/16/12 14:46:33] *spidey* that oughta teach you bringing yer damn duel rating so high
[09/16/12 14:46:41] *spidey* ya freakin...
[09/16/12 14:46:43] ->spidey: maalik needs to play more
[09/16/12 14:46:44] *spidey* uhhh
[09/16/12 14:46:50] ->spidey: so I can beat him and get mine up
[09/16/12 14:46:50] *spidey* machine or whatever
[09/16/12 14:46:55] *spidey* hot.
[09/16/12 14:47:04] ->spidey: ...heh
*[Itan]spidey: Ragnarok MkIII - 100% health 4992m away :: I:Pillar of Society S:Kill on Sight U:Admire
[09/16/12 14:47:06] *spidey* i didn't know you were into that
[09/16/12 14:47:11] *spidey* says alot about you really
[09/16/12 14:47:11] ->spidey: wow
[09/16/12 14:47:14] ->spidey: that was
[09/16/12 14:47:15] *spidey* also this is totally
[09/16/12 14:47:21] ->spidey: wow spidey
[09/16/12 14:47:23] *spidey* going in the funnyquotes.
[09/16/12 14:47:27] ->spidey: ...
[09/16/12 14:47:34] ->spidey: fine! but die
[09/16/12 14:47:38] *spidey* also i will remove the context
[09/16/12 14:47:41] ->spidey: NU
[09/16/12 14:47:59] Nahin Lor destroyed spidey
[09/16/12 14:47:59] Combat +200
[Itan]spidey: Left the sector.
[09/16/12 14:48:00] [100] <spidey> ow
[09/16/12 14:44:25] *spidey* sorry was on the phone
[09/16/12 14:44:28] *spidey* and hell naw
[09/16/12 14:44:36] *spidey* this is what happens every damn time!
[09/16/12 14:44:56] *spidey* i get ******* destroyed.
[09/16/12 14:45:05] *spidey* I don't like that :(
[09/16/12 14:45:12] ->spidey: then just a rag fight
[09/16/12 14:45:41] *spidey* fine
[09/16/12 14:45:52] ->spidey: you should be up a few duel points >.>
[09/16/12 14:46:01] ->spidey: even if I win three to your one I still lose points :/.
[09/16/12 14:46:33] *spidey* that oughta teach you bringing yer damn duel rating so high
[09/16/12 14:46:41] *spidey* ya freakin...
[09/16/12 14:46:43] ->spidey: maalik needs to play more
[09/16/12 14:46:44] *spidey* uhhh
[09/16/12 14:46:50] ->spidey: so I can beat him and get mine up
[09/16/12 14:46:50] *spidey* machine or whatever
[09/16/12 14:46:55] *spidey* hot.
[09/16/12 14:47:04] ->spidey: ...heh
*[Itan]spidey: Ragnarok MkIII - 100% health 4992m away :: I:Pillar of Society S:Kill on Sight U:Admire
[09/16/12 14:47:06] *spidey* i didn't know you were into that
[09/16/12 14:47:11] *spidey* says alot about you really
[09/16/12 14:47:11] ->spidey: wow
[09/16/12 14:47:14] ->spidey: that was
[09/16/12 14:47:15] *spidey* also this is totally
[09/16/12 14:47:21] ->spidey: wow spidey
[09/16/12 14:47:23] *spidey* going in the funnyquotes.
[09/16/12 14:47:27] ->spidey: ...
[09/16/12 14:47:34] ->spidey: fine! but die
[09/16/12 14:47:38] *spidey* also i will remove the context
[09/16/12 14:47:41] ->spidey: NU
[09/16/12 14:47:59] Nahin Lor destroyed spidey
[09/16/12 14:47:59] Combat +200
[Itan]spidey: Left the sector.
[09/16/12 14:48:00] [100] <spidey> ow
NOOO WE DON'T NEED NO CONTEXT IN HERE, GTFO.