anniza and whistler, you have an one dimensional, crippled sense of humor?

I enjoyed reading the stuff that bojan posted! Pricesless!

I too find the recent quotes posted quite humorous. If you disagree, say something you find humorous, and I will try my best to quote you.

I have nothing against TRS because he is a very good person. Lecter, you're almost as good as him.

-joylessjoker

Now I might be the most open-minded Serco in the history of the Dominion

-TheRedSpy

Please note that RED remains and will always remain a dictatorship ruled by Mecha, Matriarch and Espionage. We are granting this appoinent by special decree.

Until such time as we are able to reflect our complex guild structure in game terms please accept instructions only from the three of us.

-TheRedSpy, on making DevilM@n Commander of RED

https://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/1/16922#213553

LULz

The only thing funny in that post was the mention of Devilm@n!

[Sat Aug 20 17:11:47 2016] [100] <Laboon> EDIT = SKV/ONE/FAMY + friends
[Sat Aug 20 17:12:07 2016] [100] <Laboon> They are using the guild to wage proxy war against everyone who doesn't join up.
[Sat Aug 20 17:12:12 2016] [100] <Laboon> Such as Itan
[Sat Aug 20 17:12:35 2016] [100] <Laboon> They don't even deny it.
[Sat Aug 20 17:12:59 2016] [100] <Laboon> Just respond with personal attacks, and online stalking+harassment
[Sat Aug 20 17:13:34 2016] [100] <Laboon> Ahh the truth comes out and now SKV isn't so interested in a conversation.
[Sat Aug 20 17:13:36 2016] [100] <Shark> we want more blabla laboon, hit it!
[Sat Aug 20 17:13:37 2016] [100] <Laboon> hehe
[Sat Aug 20 17:13:40 2016] [100] SKV-IRC [IRC] <Sideburns> Laboon you are delusional... mate you need help
[Sat Aug 20 17:13:59 2016] [100] <Laboon> See what I mean.
[Sat Aug 20 17:14:00 2016] [100] <ARF_01> Talk less and just fight the Serco-loving traitors, why don't you?
[Sat Aug 20 17:14:17 2016] [100] <Laboon> ARF_01 That's all I do mate
[Sat Aug 20 17:14:24 2016] [100] <ARF_01> you're talking a lot
[Sat Aug 20 17:14:24 2016] [100] <Laboon> That's why Shark is hiding in D-14
[Sat Aug 20 17:14:32 2016] [100] <Shark> its greenwall school of combat ARF :P
[Sat Aug 20 17:14:43 2016] [100] <Shark> oh, I am?
[Sat Aug 20 17:14:58 2016] [100] <Shark> sorry multitasking is not my stronger suit, I was chatting
[Sat Aug 20 17:15:14 2016] [100] <Laboon> That's a shame, must be why you always run away whenever you get shot at.
[Sat Aug 20 17:16:05 2016] [100] <Shark> sorry man cant be assed to go 30k from station to find you
[Sat Aug 20 17:16:30 2016] [100] <Laboon> Shark it's not like you would ever fight me, you would just run when you get low.
*[VOID]SR_7136_HELLCAT: Warthog MkII - 100% health 292m away :: I:Admire S:Hate U:Kill on Sight L:Admire
*[VOID]Laboon: Warthog MkIV - 100% health 4979m away :: I:Admire S:Hate U:Neutral L:Admire
[Sat Aug 20 17:19:15 2016] You have violated the local No-Fire zone regulations. Temporary Kill On Sight standing set. Leave the sector immediately, or be destroyed!
[Sat Aug 20 17:19:15 2016] Corvus standing decreased enormously
[Sat Aug 20 17:19:15 2016] Shark destroyed SR_7136_HELLCAT
[Sat Aug 20 17:19:34 2016] <Laboon> 41%>
[Sat Aug 20 17:19:36 2016] <Laboon> lol
[Sat Aug 20 17:19:37 2016] <Shark> yeah
[Sat Aug 20 17:21:51 2016] Shark destroyed Laboon

He rage quit after that.

LULZ!

Blaqk is a hoot!

Mamma always said it was dangerous to poke apex predators like tigers and sharks with pointy sticks....

Where is the evidence of rage?

I stand corrected greenwall.
He was probably overwhelmed with joy and happiness when I called his bull and killed him so he went away to find the yellow brick road and see the wizard about the brain.

I agree he could have logged off for any number of reasons. It's a funny quote, though... in that you need to publicy trumpet your very few victories against Laboon to try to save face. How about next time you keep RP jabs out of "funny quotes"? I'm finished here.

Where do you see an RP jab?

All: This thread is in danger of no longer being sanctioned for the General forum. Please fight your fights with hot plasma and ions.

I try but Wally keeps running away

[This is not funny, but provocative and mean-spirited. Deleted. Pizza pretty much covered it below.
-Whistler]

This is the Funny Quotes thread, not the Stupid Whiny Things Some Noob Said thread. You might find their wangst personally amusing, but that is not at all the same thing as being funny. It's boring, in fact.

[100] <Kaizoku> I'm pretty mature in retrospect I think at least, I think the guild VOID has done amazing under my leadership.
[100] <Kaizoku> Everything I promised came true.
[100] <Kaizoku> So what else can I do in VO?
[100] <Kaizoku> I already can kill anyone in PVP as well, pretty sure I said that already

. . .we're cross-platform.

-Inc. https://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/14/33002?page=2#387142

Funny quote because it's the understatement of the eon.

[100] <Kaizoku> Tactical Retreat is what pros do

<NaetZila> ur name is space bear
<Naetzila> I thought it was spacebar

Hmm. Danmaku-Loving Spacebar...
Shall I serve you some denebian rum?

i am not sure if its just me. i liked page 1-3 and the old funny quotes but now its just salt against each other. no real lolz anymore. beside what luxen posted above me that was funny.