My friend wasn't subbed (and haven't subbed in the last 60 days)

Note: I even checked his account

The holiday promo allows players who haven't been a premium subscriber for more than 60 days, not less than 60 days, if that's what you're questioning.

Ok I get it

But why didn't I get the promo?

The promo is for previous subscribers. Were you a previous subscriber?

No

And neither was he

Freeloaders don't get upgraded freeloading for free, ya freeloader.

@Vlad
I hate u

I told u not to report this

How about you calm the hell down. He can report anything he wants, though the devs won't ask about you, they'd only deal with specific cases (i.e. his own).