229 Sam II Blue 113670 635 48 326 1.95 179.01 434/11

434 succesfull caps out of a total of 11 tryes ?!?

245 Major_Rager Red 109095 926 107 986 0.94 117.81 269/1

same thing.

whats going on??

Those stats got rotated around a long while back. Player stats update code had a few things swapped for a little while, and random players' stats got messed up as a result, and it's really hard to fix, and we're going to reset soon anyway.

HOW soon?

Oh shush. This isn't the place to discuss that.

thank you for that,
to the point, answer.

Nothing to add.

[locked]

Um... Yes... [locked]... I see... Have you asked a psychiatrist about this FM?

I have. He said you don't exist.