posthaste : after Christmas shopping

after Christmas shopping : "Save sixty, seventy, even EIGHTY PERCENT off of everything!"

"Save sixty, seventy, even EIGHTY PERCENT off of everything!" : I smell a rat.

I smell a rat. : "Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?"

"Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?" : crackrock

crackrock : crack coccain

crack coccain : "Them white boys had me on the crystal meth!"

"Them white boys had me on the crystal meth!" : Kentucky

I live there (as my name inplies) so I can say stuff like that. but really anyone else can if they want to. Go on, say something awful. Please. Kentucky sucks. but I did make 9th chair trombone in the state as a freshman...

Kentucky : Fried Chicken

Muahahahahaha... I said something nice (or at least not bad) about your home state, danielky

Fried Chicken : Burning the house down because the deep-frier overflowed

Burning the house down because the deep-frier overflowed : lame excuse

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What? I guess that's the most common thing people think of when they say Kentucky, but haven't you seen Dave Letterman before? Buck teeth, marrying cousins, stupid governor almost being shot down for flying over the U.S. Capitol (unfortunately he didn't)? Geez, you guys miss out for not living here.

lame excuse: llama excuse

llama excuse : Bad llama!

Bad llama! : fuzzy llama

fuzzy llama : http://www.ilovealpacas.com

So what if they aren't llamas, it's still a horrific website.

http://www.ilovealpacas.com : horrific ad

Wow... that is one ugly site

horrific ad: gillette

gillette : stubble

stubble : very uneven webcomic

http://www.stubblecomics.com/ Sometimes it's pretty good, sometimes it's pretty awful.

very uneven webcomic : all webcomics

All webcomics are bad.

*gasp* Aeternalis! What have you done??! We're at SEVEN WHOLE PAGES now! MARK TEN IS DESPERATELY NEEDED!