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1 whale = 200 large fish + 551 medium fish + 342 small fish + 51 mushrooms + 1 small shell + 5 plankton
1 large fish = 5 medium fish + 5 small fish + 4 mushrooms
1 medium fish = 8 small fish + 4 mushrooms + 2 small pudding
1 small fish = 9 mushrooms + 1 small pudding
1 mushroom = 20 small pudding + 3 small shells
1 medium pudding = 2 small pudding + 5 plankton
1 small pudding = 3 small shells + 2 plankton
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<newbie> it's 10 shells to 1 small pudding
<Lemming> 10 small shells?
<newbie> unless the shells are green
<newbie> then it's 8 small shells, and 1 yellow one
<newbie> yes, 10 small shells unless they are green
<newbie> and if they are purple, you need 11 small shell
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1 small shell = 35219 plankton

So, how much small puding is one whale?

Don't ask where this came from.

Had absolutely nothin' to do with me! honest!

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/me looks at IRC... nah :P

You walk into a computer store and buy a new computer, everything decked out, the cost is:

42 whales.
13 large fish
89 medium fish
367 small fish
3438 mushrooms
453 small puddings
450 small shells
and 99 plankton.

You only have plankton on you, what is the cost in plankton?

Prolly about 2400 semi-large swimming pools filled with green plankton.

Question: how much plankton does one semi-large swimming pool hold?

12,564,934,733,762 (1.26E13) green plankton, assuming the small shells aren't green or purple. And yes, I did that out by hand... :P

I don't like sea critters... nor puddins >.<

So, you like mushrooms?

ya

Damn Pyro, I didn't really expected somebody to calculate that :P

:D That's my job!

/me silently moves away from pyro

/me waves at sheean in a friendly manner

/me looks around... then eats a pretzel

/me smiles at everyone.

:)

/me holds up a mirror

Ha! :P

Ooooo, i look pretty!

/me moves away a bit further.... then falls of a cliff
/me is reduced to a small heap of bloody poo

1 semi-large swimming pool holds: 5235389472.4008333333333333333333 plankton
so you'll probably have to hold a couple extra in your pocket..
meaning the pools would have 5235389472 plankton each, and you'd have 962 plankton left in your pocket.

or you could un-evenly distribute the plankton across the pools meaning 1438 of them would have 5235389472 and 962 would have 5235389473 plankton. I will write a MATLAB script to convert these now.. or maybe I'll do it in C... hmm....

/me puts the small heap of bloody poo, previously known as Sheean, into the plankton pools to feed the little guys...