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1 whale = 200 large fish + 551 medium fish + 342 small fish + 51 mushrooms + 1 small shell + 5 plankton

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Feb 24, 2004 Black Omega link
what EXACTLY is a plakton Pyro?
Is it the thingy you use to play a guitar?

/me turns Pyro's squid into Calamari and eats it :P yummy
Feb 24, 2004 Pyro link
>.<
He's Pyroman! I'm Pyro! ARRRRRGH...

/me goes off into a corner and starts muttering something about imposters
Feb 24, 2004 Pyroman_Ace link
I dunno what a PLAKTON is...

/me explains to Pyro again that Pyroman_Ace has been Pyroman_Ace for three years...

/me decides he should become BLACK 1 all the time...or Black
Feb 25, 2004 Black Omega link
OOPS Sowwy..

Aww c'mon no fair he edited the post

My plakton still beats your ponies.
/me recieves a ultra rare SQUID worth 9.9Billion special plaktons

is what it said.

Stop avoiding the issue, what IS a plakton hmm??

/me thinks Pyroman is forging currency and will ruin the world markets with his fake plakton

Damn You!!!!!
Feb 26, 2004 Pyroman_Ace link
ROFLMAO!!!

Yes I edited the post. And I have NO IDEA WHATSOEVER of what a "plakton" is.

And I never forge currency. I imported this from my own little world and used the astronomical exchange rate to convert Jared's World money into Vendetta Test Planktons to use.
Feb 26, 2004 Suicidal Lemming link
well 1 whale should be plenty to pay off for the squid.
Feb 27, 2004 Pyroman_Ace link
Actually, 1 squid is worth 2.653 Trillion Whales
1 squid is also worth 9.9 Sextillion Plankton
1 Plankton is worth 1 Whale

1 whale = 200 large fish + 551 medium fish + 342 small fish + 51 mushrooms + 1 small shell + 5 plankton

Yes, the numbers went up, Jared's World economy is doing rather well.
Feb 27, 2004 Suicidal Lemming link
"1 Plankton is worth 1 Whale"

Your bending the economy! Shame on you!
Feb 27, 2004 Pyroman_Ace link
I haven't "bent" the economy to breaking...

"I dont break the rules, I just bend em into PRETZALS!"

Oh and the heading 3 lines, are all those ULtra-RArE types...
Feb 28, 2004 Black Omega link
/me makes minature robotic killer plankton using nanite technology and holds the universal stock market to ransom in an evil plot.......

mwuahahahahahahaaaaa ( please add your own choice of echo effect )
Feb 29, 2004 Pyroman_Ace link
The Number One Rule Of Being Evil Dictator:

1) I shall never indulge in evil cackling, despite it's proven stress relieving capacity, it is easy to miss important details when thus involved.

2) Whenever the hero asks "Before you kill me can I just know how you plan on wining?" I shall always respond no and kill him, well better yet I;ll shoot him then say NO!

3) Once I have seized the enemy superweapon, I will not relax my guard and act as though I am invicible because I hold the weapon because after all, the hero held it and now does not.

4) If I must have a map of my evil fortress I will not label the Main Control Room such, the trash compactor will be the "Control Room" and the actual Control Room will be "Human Waste Disposal Facility"

5) I will not use trash compactors. I will use incinerators that will always be left hot. Also, the flames will not come out of large crawlspaced sized chutes at set interveals. They will be mirco flamethrowers mounted on the walls and have spaces no larger that the head of a pin.
Mar 02, 2004 Black Omega link
/me finishes cackling and being in possesion of the super weapon kills Pyroman_Ace

*note to self* burn map of evil fortress