Hmmmmk, there should be a whiskey widget that weighs as much as samoflange.

Why?

So you would appear to be wallowing around drunkenly if you had too much whiskey on board?

not "real whisky", but delicious nontheless

You know, I've had that Four Roses stuff, and I thought it was crap. Harsh mouth, burned going down, burned out the other end as well. I might as well have had gasoline.

Which is why, when not drinking Islay scotch, you should be drinking this:

burned out the other end as well

LoL

Lecter, why not Stagg? (asking out of genuine interest)