Bean: what are you wearing?

it's not a pattern, it's a mapping!

heres an alternate mapping, kudos to whomever can get this!

0 -> 0000001
1 -> 1001111
2 -> 0010010
3 -> 0000110
4 -> 1001100
5 -> 0100100
6 -> 0100000
7 -> 0001111
8 -> 0000000
9 -> 0000100

a shirt
pants
underpants
socks
thats it.

My desk:
My computer
A plate with cottage cheese and a fork on it
2 bags which used to have croissants in them
a trombone mute (ah, THERE it is *moves it*)
some old school worksheets from September
a bag of pom-poms
my pajamas
a globe
a bunch of empty folders
a desk lamp
a toy cat
a cat toy
an abacus
some pens and pencils
some paper models of geometric shapes
some unfinished paper models of geometric shapes
a water bottle with salt water in it (...wtf)
a remote to some unknown RC toy
a wide green Sharpie
a SHARP EL-531W calculator (ah, there it is *puts in backpack*)
a tag that says "$3.99" on it (*puts on nose* heh heh heh heh)
a container of nails (don't ask)
I think that's it. Do I have it?

I got yer pattern right here. How many of ya follow THIS pattern?

1. Visit VO Forums website.
2. Check "RolePlaying." Nothing new.
3. Check "General." Nothing new.
4. Check "Off-Topic." Ignore dumbass "Race to page 100" and "Wacaday!" threads. Read spidey's or bean's most recent random post.
5. Think about adding something to RolePlaying. Decide against it.
6. Bored in under 4 minutes, hit Stumbleupon.
7. Discover someone's wordpress blog site which returns a "bandwidth exceeded" error. Stumble again.
8. Discover some dumbass Flash website that is confusing, overly media-saturated, and pointless. Stumble again.
9. Discover yet another Halo machinima video on Break.Com, done to the obligatory Linkin Park soundtrack.
10. Satisfied that the internet still sucks, you close Firefox and go watch Fox News.

"a bag of pom-poms"

Anyone else think that M sometimes looks like r + n?

what are pom-poms?
Is it like a figure of speech?

EDIT: Lebermac, I follow that pattern too, except that I dont watch Fox News when Im bored with the internet.

btw, look up "Jesus will survive" in youtube, will prolly entertain you a bit longer...

Pom-poms are things cheerleaders carry.
In my room:
Bed
Clothes
Camping gear

The only pattern I can see is that most every thing in my room has saved my life on at least one occasion.

Wait, your bed saved your life on at least...
...oh wait...
...oh...
that's not exactly PG-13, is it?

Actually the bed is the only thing that hasn't saved my life, but after a long day at work it sure feels like it does.

I've almost drowned in the open ocean during a water spout, nearly froze to death on a mountain during a ice storm... there have been bears and sharks and angry kids... life has been grand...

so...
3->48
93->1
and
23->Michael Jordan

Angry kids? I guess you didn't score too high on the 'how many five year olds could you take in a fight' quiz...

I used to work with youth on an island, they didn't get to shower or eat non-dehydrated food for a week. They get pissy. But what the F, I did it for a year... stupid kids...

I used to work in a locked psychiatric ward with teenagers. At least we had showers...not that everyone made use of them.

What happens when off topic topics go off topic?

hey, how do you lose a trombone mute on your desk?

I also give up, tell me the pattern!

Number of LED segments lit up when a digit is displayed on a digital clock (7 segment LED)

Muahaha, ph34r my necromancy

wow you guys have neat desks,

cd play/radio from 10 years ago, still works
3 flashlights with, two dead
multimeter
dead battery's
couple boxes of buckshot
some rifled slugs
stick of deodorant
gum wrappers
one Cuban Montecristo (only one out of half a box to escape the tobacco beetles. From now on they will get thrown in the -25F meat freezer to kill the eggs)
couple dozen strike anywhere matches
several empty beer cans and bottles and glasses
multiple shotglasses
remote for windowsill A/C (central air just isn't cold enough for me)
9$ Timex watch that looks like it cost about 50
two empty maruchan instant soup containers
couple spoons and forks
7" fixed blade buck knife, sheathed under desk
couple cans of pepsi
bottles of whiskey, tequila, brandy, and vodka
a cd spindle full of games
a cd spindle full of blank cds
stack of cd's in cases
shotglass full of heavy duty cotten swabs (only thing ive found to clean keybord well)
$5 bill
3 $2 bills
paper plates
couple ear plugs still in the little package
screwdrivers
pliers
wire cutters
a hammer
change
a giant bottle of sunburn crap (got sun poisoning first day on the cruise the other week)
couple hair ties
tv remote
Zippo lighter
more crap I don't feel like listing

update for desk stuff:
+1 helmet, bulgarian I think, from sometime during WWII
+1 puzzlebox
+1 model of a 30 nucleotide strand of dna
+1 copy of macbeth (its not that great)
+1 pair of goggles
+1 dvd of idiocracy
+1 pile of weird looking piano parts
+1 snow globe