You've been left on your own...

I go north

>Throw baby

The baby makes a shrill noise as it describes what sounds like a precise parabola through the air, only to be cut off abruptly by the meaty sound of impact.

It is dark.

oh for f***'s sake... this thread was not meant for you trolls.

oh for f***'s sake, who else did you expect to reply to your random drivel?

oh for f***'s sake, ...eerm...what was I going to say? Nevermind.

yiff ^^

*waggles his sensual tail and sprays the room with the hormone-loaded scent of his urine*

>light torch

:You aren't holding the torch.

>get torch

:You fumble around in the dark and get the torch.

>light torch

:you don't have anything to light it with.

>get matches

:you can't see the matches.

>search for matches

:you don't have enough light to search

>light torch

:you don't have anything to light it with.

>get matches

:you can't see the matches.

>search for matches

:you don't have enough light to search

>light torch

:you don't have anything to light it with.

>get matches

:you can't see the matches.

>search for matches

:you don't have enough light to search

>light torch

:you don't have anything to light it with.

>get matches

:you can't see the matches.

>search for matches

:you don't have enough light to search

>stab self with torch

It's okay, I'm a dragonkin, I can help you out ^^ yiff

>blow Spellcast's torch

I don't understand that verb.

It is dark, you are likely to be eaten by a grue.

LIKE A RAINBOW IN THE DARRRRRK!

/me jams to Dio

>open mailbox

You see some mail. Do you want to read it?

>read mail

>Welcome to Zork!

ahhhh. Infocom. Best. Software. Company. Ever.

THANK YOU LEBER!!!

.

> feed genka to grue

:The grue rejects genka

dispicable troll...

thats so useless

Wow Cunjo, I didn't realize that you feel that strongly about furdom.
I'm really sorry to be an embarrassment to your furryness, but don't worry. I'm working on a fursona even you will love.

> lock thread

> lock thread

You do not have this ability.

> summon guide

Please be more specific. Which guide would you like to summon?

> summon Forum Moderator

Forum Moderator is currently unavailable because he is reviewing other threads.

> summon FiReMaGe

FiReMaGe is currently unavailable because he is working on the IRC relay, among other things.

> summon Suicidal Lemming

Suicidal Lemming is currently jumping off a cliff.

> summon RelayeR

RelayeR is currently busy gathering more evidence to support her theory that the universe is upside-down.

> summon Eldrad

Eldrad is currently unavailable.

> summon Kuvagh

Kuvagh is currently tied up moderating #vendetta on irc.slashnet.org:6667.

> summon Obsidian

Obsidian is currently preparing for the next TGFT-sponsored event.

> summon SarahAnne

Sarah Anne is currently reviewing player-written newsposts.

> summon dev

Please be more specific. Which dev would you like to summon?

> summon Incarnate

Incarnate is currently working on the game.

> summon a1k0n

a1k0n is currently busy plotting his next server cra--er, working on the game.

> summon Raybondo

Raybondo is currently working on the new UI.

> summon Momerath

Momerath is currently fixing the new mission sets.

> give up

Do you really want to give up?

> yes

Thanks for playing Lock the Thread. Good bye.

> flap wings and drink coffee

LOL UncaDave - but it's "coffe" when Kalima sez it.

I love the Zork game, Beolach. I'll probably play it for a while tonight. Kickass.

Oh, and I forgot that the Cunjo was the wild animal that Auroran warriors fought as a rite of passsage. (In Escape Velocity: Nova). Haha. I'll have to play more and do the "Hunt the Cunjo" mision...