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You've been left on your own...
I go north
>Throw baby
The baby makes a shrill noise as it describes what sounds like a precise parabola through the air, only to be cut off abruptly by the meaty sound of impact.
It is dark.
It is dark.
oh for f***'s sake... this thread was not meant for you trolls.
oh for f***'s sake, who else did you expect to reply to your random drivel?
oh for f***'s sake, ...eerm...what was I going to say? Nevermind.
yiff ^^
*waggles his sensual tail and sprays the room with the hormone-loaded scent of his urine*
*waggles his sensual tail and sprays the room with the hormone-loaded scent of his urine*
>light torch
:You aren't holding the torch.
>get torch
:You fumble around in the dark and get the torch.
>light torch
:you don't have anything to light it with.
>get matches
:you can't see the matches.
>search for matches
:you don't have enough light to search
>light torch
:you don't have anything to light it with.
>get matches
:you can't see the matches.
>search for matches
:you don't have enough light to search
>light torch
:you don't have anything to light it with.
>get matches
:you can't see the matches.
>search for matches
:you don't have enough light to search
>light torch
:you don't have anything to light it with.
>get matches
:you can't see the matches.
>search for matches
:you don't have enough light to search
>stab self with torch
:You aren't holding the torch.
>get torch
:You fumble around in the dark and get the torch.
>light torch
:you don't have anything to light it with.
>get matches
:you can't see the matches.
>search for matches
:you don't have enough light to search
>light torch
:you don't have anything to light it with.
>get matches
:you can't see the matches.
>search for matches
:you don't have enough light to search
>light torch
:you don't have anything to light it with.
>get matches
:you can't see the matches.
>search for matches
:you don't have enough light to search
>light torch
:you don't have anything to light it with.
>get matches
:you can't see the matches.
>search for matches
:you don't have enough light to search
>stab self with torch
It's okay, I'm a dragonkin, I can help you out ^^ yiff
>blow Spellcast's torch
>blow Spellcast's torch
I don't understand that verb.
It is dark, you are likely to be eaten by a grue.
It is dark, you are likely to be eaten by a grue.
LIKE A RAINBOW IN THE DARRRRRK!
/me jams to Dio
>open mailbox
You see some mail. Do you want to read it?
>read mail
>Welcome to Zork!
ahhhh. Infocom. Best. Software. Company. Ever.
/me jams to Dio
>open mailbox
You see some mail. Do you want to read it?
>read mail
>Welcome to Zork!
ahhhh. Infocom. Best. Software. Company. Ever.
THANK YOU LEBER!!!
.
> feed genka to grue
:The grue rejects genka
dispicable troll...
.
> feed genka to grue
:The grue rejects genka
dispicable troll...
thats so useless
Wow Cunjo, I didn't realize that you feel that strongly about furdom.
I'm really sorry to be an embarrassment to your furryness, but don't worry. I'm working on a fursona even you will love.
I'm really sorry to be an embarrassment to your furryness, but don't worry. I'm working on a fursona even you will love.
> lock thread
> lock thread
You do not have this ability.
> summon guide
Please be more specific. Which guide would you like to summon?
> summon Forum Moderator
Forum Moderator is currently unavailable because he is reviewing other threads.
> summon FiReMaGe
FiReMaGe is currently unavailable because he is working on the IRC relay, among other things.
> summon Suicidal Lemming
Suicidal Lemming is currently jumping off a cliff.
> summon RelayeR
RelayeR is currently busy gathering more evidence to support her theory that the universe is upside-down.
> summon Eldrad
Eldrad is currently unavailable.
> summon Kuvagh
Kuvagh is currently tied up moderating #vendetta on irc.slashnet.org:6667.
> summon Obsidian
Obsidian is currently preparing for the next TGFT-sponsored event.
> summon SarahAnne
Sarah Anne is currently reviewing player-written newsposts.
> summon dev
Please be more specific. Which dev would you like to summon?
> summon Incarnate
Incarnate is currently working on the game.
> summon a1k0n
a1k0n is currently busy plotting his next server cra--er, working on the game.
> summon Raybondo
Raybondo is currently working on the new UI.
> summon Momerath
Momerath is currently fixing the new mission sets.
> give up
Do you really want to give up?
> yes
Thanks for playing Lock the Thread. Good bye.
You do not have this ability.
> summon guide
Please be more specific. Which guide would you like to summon?
> summon Forum Moderator
Forum Moderator is currently unavailable because he is reviewing other threads.
> summon FiReMaGe
FiReMaGe is currently unavailable because he is working on the IRC relay, among other things.
> summon Suicidal Lemming
Suicidal Lemming is currently jumping off a cliff.
> summon RelayeR
RelayeR is currently busy gathering more evidence to support her theory that the universe is upside-down.
> summon Eldrad
Eldrad is currently unavailable.
> summon Kuvagh
Kuvagh is currently tied up moderating #vendetta on irc.slashnet.org:6667.
> summon Obsidian
Obsidian is currently preparing for the next TGFT-sponsored event.
> summon SarahAnne
Sarah Anne is currently reviewing player-written newsposts.
> summon dev
Please be more specific. Which dev would you like to summon?
> summon Incarnate
Incarnate is currently working on the game.
> summon a1k0n
a1k0n is currently busy plotting his next server cra--er, working on the game.
> summon Raybondo
Raybondo is currently working on the new UI.
> summon Momerath
Momerath is currently fixing the new mission sets.
> give up
Do you really want to give up?
> yes
Thanks for playing Lock the Thread. Good bye.
> flap wings and drink coffee
LOL UncaDave - but it's "coffe" when Kalima sez it.
I love the Zork game, Beolach. I'll probably play it for a while tonight. Kickass.
Oh, and I forgot that the Cunjo was the wild animal that Auroran warriors fought as a rite of passsage. (In Escape Velocity: Nova). Haha. I'll have to play more and do the "Hunt the Cunjo" mision...
I love the Zork game, Beolach. I'll probably play it for a while tonight. Kickass.
Oh, and I forgot that the Cunjo was the wild animal that Auroran warriors fought as a rite of passsage. (In Escape Velocity: Nova). Haha. I'll have to play more and do the "Hunt the Cunjo" mision...