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Official Declaration of WAR!!!!

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Aug 24, 2005 everman7 link
Well, I'll need a little more than 8 hours (from the first post to the last) to form a decision. I will consult our members and council, and I'll get back to you.

kernel.panic
commander
Itani Alliance
Aug 24, 2005 ctishman link
Oh noes! Hear that, guys? The Itani are coming! Whatever shall we do?

(hearty laughter from all of the Serco in the bar)

*goes back to his morning ale*
Aug 24, 2005 who? me? link
i choose to remain ignorant.

i'd like to see you try to stop me.
Aug 24, 2005 bojansplash link
I am considering inviting you to my secret system, we can both be ignorant there who?me?.:P
Aug 24, 2005 yodaofborg link
WHO's secret system?

/me rawrs!
Aug 24, 2005 CrippledPidgeon link
ctishman: shoot them, or chase them off the back porch with a broom. Did that even need to be said?...
Aug 24, 2005 ctishman link
I wish they'd stop coming around so much, y'know?

One of these times we're gonna have to call their mom and tell her to stop letting them over here.
Aug 24, 2005 bojansplash link
Ok yoda....our secret system.:P
Aug 24, 2005 who? me? link
ah ignorance abounds in places other than b8? where! where??
Aug 24, 2005 icbm1987 link
You give your race a bad name.

Why can't You just be more like Oernun? Or have you forgotten the things that made your race worth respecting?

There are Itani who want peace... there are Serco who would acknowledge such a peace... and yet you work to destroy any hope that this war will end.

-Zoras
Aug 24, 2005 Borb II link
Me gives Jes a What Would Eo Do bracelet.
Aug 24, 2005 Shapenaji link
Kill the UIT, end the war.
Aug 24, 2005 ctishman link
Do not attempt to talk a fanatic out of his jihad, Zoras. Soon his council will see the error in his ways, and punish him accordingly. This is internal Itani politics, nothing more.
Aug 24, 2005 icbm1987 link
Zoras goes to macramae some "What Would Karun Do?" Bracelets out of radioactive hemp plants from his centaur.
Aug 24, 2005 who? me? link
what would akan do?

why, he'd kick all you's asses thats what!
Aug 24, 2005 LeberMac link
In-Char RP:

Jestatis said: Sorry I don’t think I was CLEAR. IF you are an Itani and you are not with the war than you ARE a TRAITOR.. IF you are not with us then you think our ancestors were wrong and you are against me and ALL RIGHT thinking Itani.

You got a couplea strikes against you here...

Strike One: You need to be powerful and respected to be able to resort to demagoguery.

Strike two: You assume that you are part (or shockingly, even the leader-of) of the "Right-Thinking" group.

Strike three: LeberMac's not backing you on this one.

I can't speak for the Itani Alliance, but my feeling is that most of us would choose to fight, rather than allow the Serco to expand their influence or dictate terms to Itani. However, the fighting would probably be more defensive than offensive. Initiating a genocidal conflict is not what the Itani are about.

It's our ancestors who are to BLAME for the problem. Honoring them in some perverted fashion by initiating total war is psychotic. I'd like to think that we're BETTER than our ancestors.

If I am a traitor in your eyes, then so be it. I shall shed a tear every time that I am forced to ignore you and your fanatical followers.

Out of Character:
Yay Jestatis! Start some poop! (How will you punish the itani "traitors" when you can't hurt them?)

And... (this should be your slogan...)
"Hallowed are the Ori."
Aug 24, 2005 Lord Q link
This is madness. War will only lead to more war. Eo's Path will never condone any such sencless conflict. We will only defend ourselvs if forced to by a direct attacker. To particapate in any agressive action such as those perposed by JestatisBess, would violate our oath of social justice, and the very core of the teachings of Eo.

I urge the IDF, IA ,and SKV not to follow this man into what may well be the destruction of the grate Itani nation. And i urge the Order of Akan to see in this foolish decleration of war the falacys of their own ways that have lead to their self imposed exile.

-M'at, acting representative of Eo's Path
Aug 24, 2005 Dr. Lecter link
The Itani choose death. Very well. Serco, SCAR, and I shall feast upon your scorched, dripping flesh. Let us prey :D
Aug 24, 2005 Touriaus link
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA. Don't make me luagh jess...I've been chrushing your kind since the dawn of my existance. You couldn't stop me then what makes you think you can stop the serco now?
Aug 24, 2005 Ghost link
A couple of you have asked us not to declare war. However, according to the backstory, war is already upon us. The Serco seek to avenge the sins of the past, the Itani at first new contact wanted peace, and many still do want it, but the Serco would not forgive the old atrocities. They invaded. As a result, the Itani nation moved to defend itself. Whether you people like it or not, if you are Serco or Itani you are at war. You have two options, get in the fight or get out of the way. Indeed this thread is somewhat redundant in declaring the war itself. The war was already here.

However, the difference is until now the Itani have only been defending their nation with the exception of the Order of Akan. Now, our guild by the old Norwegian name of Skygge Vakter has been formed to find a medium between the pacifism of the order of Eo and the genocide of the order of Akan. We take the fight to the Serco, but not for genocide. We fight to avoid the destruction of our people, and remaining solely defensive will only delay the inevitable.

War is upon the Itani nation. Skygge Vakter will return it to the Serco.