"It comes in pints?!?" : Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream

Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream : Grateful Dead

Grateful Dead : Ship of the Sun

Ship of the Sun : MY EYES!!! I CAN'T SEE MY EYES!!!

MY EYES!!! I CAN'T SEE MY EYES!!! : Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal

Your eyes, at least, are safe.

Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal : Somebody Else's Problem

[The Bugblatter Beast of Traal] is so mind-bogglingly stupid that it assumes that if you can't see it, then it can't see you.

Somebody Else's Problem : National debt

National debt : HUUUUGGGGGEEEEE.

HUUUUGGGGGEEEEE. : Headache

:-(

Headache : Migraine

Migraine : Work

This whole week has been rotten (yeah, migraines aren't caused by rotten weeks at work, but whatever)...

Work : Occupation

that was productive... no.

Occupation : Invasion

Invasion : Zergling Rush!

Zergling Rush! : Cygnus X1

Cygnus X1 : Swan 12

Swan 12 : I hate reality shows.

wouldn't that suck if there was a Swan 12?

I hate reality shows : Those are soooo fake!

Those are so fake: swartz rings

swartz rings : SpaceBalls