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Not So Funny Quotes 2016

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Dec 03, 2016 Fasana Tolanna link
[Thu Dec 1 14:36:03 2016] [100] <Blaqk> [VOID] declares war against xperia

[Thu Dec 1 14:43:54 2016] [100] <xperia> this may be the last time (or last time in a while) I play VO

Fasana
Dec 04, 2016 Stylezmaster link
[Sun Dec 4 11:07:13 2016] [1] <StarReaper> so whats a planets

LG
Dec 04, 2016 Fasana Tolanna link
[Sun Dec 4 12:32:43 2016] [100] <Blaqk> VOID has like 20+ actives everyday
[Sun Dec 4 12:32:50 2016] [100] <Blaqk> 8-15 at a time
[Sun Dec 4 12:33:00 2016] [100] <Blaqk> All kick ass pilots
[Sun Dec 4 12:33:05 2016] [100] <Blaqk> all full subbed

Fasana
Dec 05, 2016 Fatana Solanna link
Mistena's move is a disappointment but... everyone is free to make his own choices in game as in life - and live with them.

-Bojan

Fatana
Dec 06, 2016 Fasana Tolanna link
[Tue Dec 6 16:45:26 2016] [100] <Awspar> niki teach me combat.
[Tue Dec 6 16:45:41 2016] [100] <Awspar> please.
[Tue Dec 6 16:49:23 2016] [100] <Awspar> niki how many credds u got?
[Tue Dec 6 16:49:37 2016] [100] <Awspar> i coukd pay for tuition.
[Tue Dec 6 16:49:43 2016] [100] <Awspar> i suppose.
[Tue Dec 6 16:50:58 2016] [100] <Awspar> niki please consider tgft.

Fasana
Dec 07, 2016 Fasana Tolanna link
[Wed Dec 7 18:59:05 2016] [100] <gte> [irc] <classibot> Merchant12907: VOID (Violence Omnipotence Impromptu Destruction) is a pirate, mercenary and PVP guild. They only consider new applicants by means of combat.
[Wed Dec 7 18:59:29 2016] [100] <Merchant12907> is gte even a peep or is it an ai
[Wed Dec 7 18:59:48 2016] [100] <Merchant12907> any time i say something about a guild it says something
[Wed Dec 7 18:00:00 2016] [100] <Merchant12907> it's kinds creepy

Fasana
Dec 07, 2016 Stylezmaster link
[Wed Dec 7 21:55:54 2016] [100] <Sneaky106> im under heavy fire
[Wed Dec 7 21:56:18 2016] [100] <Sneaky106> im hit
[Wed Dec 7 21:56:35 2016] [100] <Sneaky106> warping out
[Wed Dec 7 21:56:42 2016] [100] <Sneaky106> i died in warp

HG
Dec 07, 2016 Ore link
I dunno, sounds pretty funny to me! Suggest moving to the funny quotes!!!
Dec 08, 2016 Fasana Tolanna link
[100] <Kaizoku> Be honest mam, asking you a question.
[100] <Kaizoku> man*
[100] <Kaizoku> I mean really, you guys dedicated playtimes to solely hunting tridents. Sure you're going to score kills, that's good!
[100] <Kaizoku> We already did that months ago to everyone in VO when we all didn't have tridents already.
[100] <Kaizoku> What else is left?
[100] <Fraspex> not much but to preemptively prepare for long awaited new content and have fun with plugins, strategies, and pvp
[100] <Kaizoku> I have S/P kits already, I doubt the goliath is coming out anytime soon.
[100] <Fraspex> notice how pvp was one of like 5 options
[100] <Kaizoku> I already can kill anyone in PVP as well, pretty sure I said that already.
[100] <Fraspex> You could plan your policies and work on ur maturity so you are better fit to lead a guild
[100] <Kaizoku> So what else?
[100] <Kaizoku> I'm pretty mature in retrospect I think at least, I think the guild VOID has done amazing under my leadership.
[100] <Kaizoku> Everything I promised came true.
[100] <Kaizoku> So what else can I do in VO?
[100] <Fraspex> not much unfortunately, with such a dwindling playerbase and lack of new content
[100] <Kaizoku> Now we're being honest with ourselves.
[100] <Fraspex> you see Blaqk you are about to fall into, if not already have started falling into, the depression that comes with realizing theres nothing new to do in VO
[100] <Fraspex> and being the leader of the guild your guild will suffer and dwindle
[100] <Fraspex> as you become less and less active
[100] <Fraspex> by mid 2017 VOID will be a myth
[100] <Fraspex> you will have moved on
[100] <Kaizoku> Perhaps, but hey nothing lasts forever. I'm sure VOID isn't anymore immune to that then ONE or any other guild.
[100] <Kaizoku> You have to admit VO would be a dull place without Blaqk :P
[100] <Kaizoku> My subscription is going to run out in about an hour, I'll sleep on it.
[100] <Kaizoku> o/
[100] <Fraspex> see ya
[100] <Kaizoku> UNLESS someone is interested in some PVP! Any takers?
[100] <Kaizoku> Hmm?
[100] <Kaizoku> ugh

Fasana
Dec 08, 2016 Stylezmaster link
I'd rather not, because I feel that the funny quotes thread doesn't belong in the General forums page, so I post them here instead.
Dec 09, 2016 jordanmorgan14f link
"Blaqk's ego-stroking pep-squad has a couple more months in it at best before he'll disappear (again) out of boredom or frustration. Pack it up and head home, because you certainly can't keep up."
A-Dawg, December 14th, 2015

"Mark my words, soon enough you'll be tired of VOID and on to your next guild."
Joyless joker, Dec 14th, 2015

"So stop being the new Moron Lord "Darth Jordan""(LOL)
-Robotic MechancalJeb

Just a few gems I found when I forum searched my own name for....reasons
Dec 09, 2016 genka link
It does seem like the "search the forums for jordanmorgan14f's name and repost an unfunny quote from a year ago" sort of day, doesn't it?

context
Dec 09, 2016 We all float link
jordanmorgan14f

"Either fight me 1v1 in something other than an X-1 or stfu."

side note, i'm probably on some watch list now that i searched for posts with his username.
Dec 09, 2016 Fasana Tolanna link
[Fri Dec 9 08:06:34 2016] [100] <Sieger> Stats are just numbers man. I wouldn't worry about them.

Fasana
Dec 10, 2016 Stylezmaster link
[Sat Dec 10 14:54:52 2016] [100] <Knight9871> i protect for free but in return you have to do something for me

HG
Dec 10, 2016 Fasana Tolanna link
[Sat Dec 10 15:58:25 2016] [100] <Awspar> ill do anything to win, even it means physically hurting someone!

Fasana
Dec 10, 2016 Mi5 link
[12/10/16 19:29:00] [100] <Whistler> OMG, this has been going on forever. Can you please take this to pm or another channel?
[12/10/16 19:29:58] [100] <Whistler> Pages and pages of this. GSW should just make an argument sim - they'd make millions.
Dec 11, 2016 Hoban-Wash-Washburne link
[Sun Dec 11 02:23:01 2016] [100] <Max Lulz> We're noobs and you ran out 4 times while I sat there?
[Sun Dec 11 02:23:14 2016] [100] <Blaqk> Talking to my guild
[Sun Dec 11 02:23:19 2016] [100] <Blaqk> They are noobs.
[Sun Dec 11 02:23:23 2016] [100] <Max Lulz> oh yeah, you're right
Dec 12, 2016 Fasana Tolanna link
01:55PM Mi5: [SKV] + [ONE] 1000 years!

01:57PM Mi5: SKV has a few online players, you can blame [ONE] for becoming allies with [SKV] lol

Fasana
Dec 13, 2016 We all float link
[100] <Blaqk> I have like, 2 friends in real life, and only because we #%^* on the side.

[12/14/16 13:09:59] [100] <Sieger> I'll learn to read when you stop writing like you're hald retarded. Kay?